"Smile; it confuses the enemy."

-PROFILE RECENTLY EDITED -

Hi!

This is bxk freakazoid!

And for those of you who have no idea, 'bxk' in my name stands for 'benxkevin', which is what im a freakazoid about.

I formerly started out on this website as 'bxkmaniac', but alas due to certain technical difficulties (who am i kidding; i forgot my password, geez) i had to create a new account.

so, for those who are curious enough to know what I've written when i were bxkmaniac; pls check out :

https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2529199/bxk-maniac

Also, id like to thank the author suikalopolis for their sexy story named Milk ( https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5125360/1/Milk ), which was the FIRST ever story i read on this website, and which pushed certain buttons in my head and prompted me to write fanfictions. so, i thank you suikalopolis, for kindling what would be years of fanfictions for me, and for indirectly introducing me to contribute the written word to the gorgeous scifi fandom of KEVIN X BEN!

ok; now for some personal info :

My name : bxkfreakazoid. i usually run by many names. u can call me bxkfreaky, bxkmaniac, You can even call me Lil Miss Paradox! (not because i am in any way related to that awesome character Professor Paradox in Ben Ten Alien Force; but because i tend to contradict my self, and i tend to do both sides of the opposite things.)

Gender : female (your typical yaoi fangirl !!)

Zodiac : CAPRICORN AND PROUD!

Age: im gonna keep that to myself thanks ! (wink)

Pottermore-sorted Hogwarts house : HUFFLEPUFF AND PROUD!

Pottermore-sorted Ilvernorny house : THUNDERBIRD AND SLIGHTLY CONFUSED COZ IM NOT ACTUALLY ADVENTUROUS (?!)

fav color : black and green. purples and violets.

fav band : not any in particular, but Linkin Park and Owlcity

fav alien : Big Chill (ultimate Big Chill too. "fire so cold it burns...!")

fav food : chocolates (yum!!)

My FAV shows :

F.R.I.E.N.D.S, BigBangTheory, Good Mythical Morning (rhett and link

my top fav yaoi couples :

ben ten : KevinxBen, GwenxJulie

Bleach : RenjixIchigo, GrimmjowxUlquiorra

Harry Potter series : DracoxHarry (DRARRY!!!!!)

The Cursed Child (new) : scorbuss (i ship so fucking hard)

Inuyasha : InuyashaxMiroku, NarakuxSesshomaru

Kuroshitsuji : SebasteinxGrell, WilliamxGrell, UndertakerxGrell, basically anybody with Grell as long as its a guy!

WarrenxWill (sky high)

DC : Batmanxjoker or BruceWaynexJoker, BatmanxSuperman (or vice versa),

Marvel : CaptainAmericaxIronman (or StevexTony), IronmanxHulk, StevexBucky, ChalesXavierxErik (Professor X x Magneto)

Avatar, the last air bender : ZukoxSokka, ZukoxAang, anybody with Zuko as long as its a guy and Zuko is the seme!

itill go on on on on

fav yaoi series :

too many TT_TT BUT most fav is Kizuna :)

what my best friend thinks of me :

"oh so u t freak-of-nature-zoid? idiot, total baka!!" and i luv her for the comment!! XD

what i luv doing :

drawing, writing, watching ppl cook deserts, dreaming of new yaoi scenes for my bxk stories !

stuff i hate :

slow sad songs(seriously id rather sleep and bevin-dream),

physics (it never got along with my creative mind),

ladys finger (yuck all that gooey stuff!),

memorising dates (when it comes to boring things my memory is as small as a walnut),

performing in stages (big time stage-fright. im te biggest scaredycat you'll find within miles),

horror movies especially grudge series (again, scaredycat to the max),

the spoof movies like The Scary Movie and Disaster Movie and fuck (i think the 'fuck' describes my hatred well, i mean, if you wanna spoof something that directors took a lot of effort to perfect, at least do so with some dignity. i dunno about others, but i find these spoof things stupid, unintelligent, and a waste of money that could have been used to feed the poor.)

spiders (im with you, ron weasley!)...

and lots more but it depends on what my mood is, ill add more whn i update this profile next :P

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thats about it,..for now.

im a slow updater, so no promises !

im thinking about making this collection of AU stories of kevin and ben; and im gonna call that collection as 'Book Imagica'. mind you, it aint no book; its just a fancy name!!(i like giving fancy names to thing fufu!) ok, Book Imagica is gonna have those stories of ben and kevin being princes and doctors and stuff, i even have one planned where ben is a famous star!! some of the stories mite not even have the omnitrix in mention.

so, watch out if im posting some AU and OOC stuff!! mwah!

12/12/12 : freaky date! i posted a chapter of Its A Wild Life. pretty good feeling yeah! :D coz i introduced my OC Spike (Pierce's uke) for the first tym! yay!!

21/12/12 : oh,rite. the world is supposed to end today. (looks around. absolute silence. hears crickets chirping.) eh. so much for that. (goes back to writing first mpreg chapter ever.)

15/01/2013 : oh my gosh! its my bday and i finally put up my first update for the year! yay! for my no.1 story Its a Wild Life! :D and i got my 90th review too! :D i wonder who will be my 100th?...wait a second, wtf?! 100?! wow so fast...! it was like only yesterday i was squealing "omg! i got my 20th review!" bwahhah!! :D

1/02/2013: congrats to hotxhotguy for being my 100th review for Its A Wild Life!! thnkyuuuuuu!!!!! :D ure guest appearance is comin soon!

5/03/2013: congrats to hotxhotguy again! for being the hundredth reviwers in my story Meeting kanou-a! damn, i owe you another gest appearance! :D thnk you!!!!!

5/4/2013: srry guys; im on an indefinite hiatus from now on; I have no idea whn an update can be made. this is from family stuff, and moving and all, im really sorry! :'( :'( I apologize, I guess all my incomplete stories will be on hold.

5/8/2013 : oopsy! I had rescued myself of my hiatus two months ago! but I had been so busy I forgot to update my profile -_- silly me. anyway, I have started a new bevin story called Incubus Melody and well, its been receiving positive reviews for now fufufu! but that doesn't mean i have scrapped all my other stories! I only can update on chapter a time, and well, I have my incubus zest going, so the other stories will have to wait. im so sad I don't have enuf time as my passion for yaoi needs. :( but guys, don't forget me . :D I will update as I grow older! yaoi cant wear off me that easily! MWAAHAHAAHAH!

cough* ahem.

14/08/2013 : crap! Im on a hiatus agaiiiiinn!!!! :C I hate life sometimes :'C

23/06/2014: ssup ppl! ok i have updated bfre this date, so dont get all shocked at the time gap between this date and the one above. i just hadnt the tym to update my profile accordingly. thts all.

and so... yeah. im alive!!!! ill b updating as much as i can... which wnt be much srry... ill try!! :3

09/09/2016 : well. its been so long. too long. :( im not even sure if ppl are reading this but, yeah. :) im sorry ic ant promise a nupdate any time soon for anything, but if i can, i will. :) bevin for life :)

bwahahah:

If yaoi were vodka

And I were a duck

I'd swim to the bottom

And drink my way up

But Yaoi ain't vodka

And I ain't a duck

So give me some yaoi

And shut the fuck up.

so far, im baffled that im watching so many things coming up like saplings on the ground. The selfie phenomenon, the hashtag phenomenon, the LGBT rights, Leos Oscar, the sudden Pokemon Go thing, Cursed Child, like wow. its like watching a movie. :D

What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com !

Heres what i got!

You are a Romantic Seme!

A true romantic, you're safest sticking with a partner who is gentle and can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature. Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, which makes you a perfect match for the Innocent Uke, who you will dedicate yourself to and lavish with gifts and attention.

Most compatible with: Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke

Least compatible with: Badass Uke, Dramatic Uke

this is so fricking hilarious coz honestly, im actually an uke!! bwahahahahaahah!!! :P

Birth Months: (bold yours)

JANUARY:Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts.Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

MARCH: Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

MAY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE: Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

JULY: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave andcaring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led.Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well.Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER: Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER: Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

DECEMBER: Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

Harry and Lupin's conversation:

If you got the joke and found it extremely funny, copy and paste this onto your profile!

Harry: Are you really a werewolf?

Lupin: Yes Harry.

Harry: Are you fucking serious?!

Lupin: All the time.

Harry: O-o What?

Lupin: what?

Harry: ...

[i LOLed for five minutes after reading it, LOLed while updating this to my profile, LOLed while typing this, and will keep LOLing till i lose breath! XD LOL!]

LIST YOUR TOP TEN FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU'RE IN THE CARTOON

(this is in no particular order)

cartoon: BEN TEN ALIEN FORCE SERIES.

1. KEVIN LEVIN (*faints*...ok. no questions asked. and stay OFF the car! XD)

2. Ben Tennyson (hes cute, idiotic, smoothie-loving, and lets face it; hes got hero-skills! besides, ''coz hes the baddest kid to evah save the day.'')

3. Gwen Tennyson (ok. bitchy, and the yaoi-cockblocker-numba-one! but shes still smart, and kinda hot from an angle. blink blink.)

4. Julie Yamamoto (shes really cute. and somehow, I suspect she smells deeply of a delicate peach scent. :) adorable.)

5. Cooper Daniels (ok, AFTER he had his growth spurt. :3 he practically looks like a shy blonde kevin! and anything tht looks like kevin has MY approval.)

6. Alan Albright (hes kinda cute too! somehow, I want him as Cooper's uke!)

7.Professor Paradox (hes just as cool as a cucumber! I mean, nothing can throw this guy off his rocker! maybe coz of the time-immortality thing, but its still supercool!)

8. Pierce Wheels (hes like either a serious ben; or a tan but more sober kevin.)

9. Albedo (well. dunno but hes cute too. afterall, he IS bens twin-clone-...copy-...mistake-... thing. uh...)

10. Michael Morningstar (he tried to suck the powers offa gwen, but face it; he IS pretty hot! :D)

so, to answer the questions...

1 woke you up in the middle of the night (kevin woke me up in the middle of night)

Me: (*screams in mixed emotions*) wht the hell are you doing up?! I thot u were supposed to be smexing ben! (*points wildly at the door*)

Kevin: (*scratches back of head*) yeah, but I think I messed up your cool pickup line, and he went Humungasaur on me. -_-'

Me: (*yawns helplessly*) OH CMON!!!! (*facepalms with both hands*)

3 walked into the bathroom while you were showering (gwen walks in on shower)

Me: gwen!! u of all ppl shud knw wht knocking means!!! (*flails arm as grabs towel*)

Gwen: (*runs away*) im sorry I thot u were Julie!!!

Me: o_O oh right... =o_o=

4 announced that he or she is going to marry 9 tomorrow (Julie gonna marry albedo)

Me: naw naw, Julie, honey, I think you mixed up between ben and albedo... again! (*pats the cross albedo on the head while speaking to julie*) this is ALBEDO. u wud wanna marry BEN and... (*sees something move from corner of eye*)... wait, kevin, no, put down the axe! put DOWN the axe! (*shields julie*)

7 suddenly confessed that he or she is part of your family (prof paradox confesses hes a part of my family)

Me: o_o ure...serious?

Paradox: why yes ofcourse. the family line is quite understandable given, oh... a second please, (*looks down at his gold pocketwatch*) you are supposed to faint just aboooouttttt...

Me: (*faints*)

Paradox: ...now. (*looks up from pocketwatch to see me missing*), uh, hello? (*looks down at the floor*) oh. of course.

9 made fun of your friends (albedo made fun of my frnds)

Me: just grow up, Al! and find frnds of your own! or better yet, go find some Galvan and make him into kevin's twin and let him into your ass!

Albedo *-_-* im not going to listen to your fantasies, thnk you. and where are my chilly fries again?!

Two serial killers are after you what will 1 do? (kevin to the rescue)

kevin: ok!! im coming!!!

Me: (*kills two of the serial killers by a Silver-coated arm shaped as a blade*)

kevin: (*pauses to stare at the carnage*) uh... woah.

Me: (*looks at kevin*) what? i'm your FAN, you idiot! of COURSE I wud be an Osmosian! now, forget about me and save ben! his omnitrix just timed out! go go go!!!

Kevin : (*spins on his heels with a grin*) thnks, man!! (*runs to ben*) Benjjjiiiiiiii!!!! im coming!

You are on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? ( I broke my leg during vacation with Ben)

Ben: (*sighs sadly*) Humungasaur did NOT mean to sit on your leg, bxkfreaky. (*sniffs sadly*) im sowwie...

Me: aw! (omg ure so fucking cute) its ok! it a beviny-bonus actually; I get to watch kevin fondle and cuddle you as you cry in your guilt! (*makes yaoifangirl face while kevin hugs sniffing ben*) Bingo.. ! :D

It's your birthday, what will 3 give you? (gwen on my birthday)

Me: (*stares down at extremely detailed ben and kevin action figures*) how did you know...?!

Gwen: i'm an anodite remembah?! now.. which sex-position do u want to make the figures do, first?!

Me: (*evil bevin-fangirl grin*)

Gwne: (*copies my grin.*)

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? (Julie and I stuck in a house caught on fire)

Julie : (*screams the hell outta the house, for ben to save us*)

Me: X_X... I think my ears just died...

Julie: I learnt some techniques from Echo-Echo! (*gives off her cute Jap smile*)

Me: whaaat? (*temporarily deaf*)

Bigchill: there! the fires out. now, which one of you cockblocked me and kevin?!

Me: whaaat? (*still temporarily deaf*)

You're about to do something that makes you extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? (im gonna do something embarrassing and wht does cooper do?)

cooper: (*blinks innocently)* are you...sure about this?

- this will DEFINITELY make me change my mind! :D hes so sweet! -

You're about to marry 10. What's 1's reaction? (im gonna marry Michael and how does kevin react)

Me: (*hypnotised, under Mike's powers*) Yes I do.

Mike: mwahahah! now tht I have one 'author of the bevin stories' under my matrimony, I can make her turn Ben into MY uke! mwahahah- ACK!! (*freezes when kevin grabs his throat*)

kevin: (*tries to strangle Mike*) let... her... GO. NOW.

Ben: its HERO TIME!

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? (professor paradox cheering me whn I got dumped as it is supposed?)

Paradox: no matter, bxk freakazoid! you will soon find someone worthy of your feelings.

Me: (*blink blink*) but theres been a mistake. I didn't have a boyfrnd or girlfrnd in the first place!

Paradox: ofcourse you don't, not any more tht is.

Me: seriously, I didn't have a -

Paradox: there there, itll be alright!

me: -_-'

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 cheer you on? (albedo cheering me in my tournamemnt)

Albdeo : Go BXKFREAAAAKAAAYY!!! (*cheering plus hip-twirling*) you show that -!@#$ censored &%$$%%$#- whos boss! WHOOOHOOO!!

Me: -_- who taught albedo to swear?

Kevin: uh...im gonna.. go get some popcorn (*escapes as fast as he can*)

Me: o_o and who got him that skimpy cheerleaders outfit?

Mike: uh... im gonna.. go make sure kevin got the popcorn. (*escapes as well*)

You can't stop laughing. What does 10 do? (I cant stop laughing and mike's opinion about it)

mike: Hmm. is there any possibility to draw power from laughter? it IS, afterall, a good medicine as they say.

Me: (*stopped laughing*)

2 tells you about his or her deeply love for number 9. (ben says he loves albedo)

Me: ...O_O

Kevin: ...O_O

Me and Kevin: (*fuming dangerously*)

Gwen: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, BEN!!

Albedo: (*eats chilly fries*) huh, wht happened? whys ben running? and whys bxkfreaky and kevin coated in Titanium with bladed hands?

You're dating 1 and he or she introduces you to his or her parents. Would you get along? ( im dating kevin?)

Me and Kevin: wait, WHAT?! (*looks at each other awkwardly*)

Ben: WAAAAAAHHHHH! (*runs away in tears*)

- me? date kevin?! bwahaha!!!! yeah rite! I wont ever let tht happen, coz kevin is bens property and vice versa! :D go Bevin!! -

Me: (*pushes kevin*) don't just stand there, kevin! go after ben! go! theres a high probability for hot, viscious make-up sex! go!

Kevin: (*pepped up at the word 'sex'*) got it! (*runs after ben*) benjiiiiiiii!!!!!

2 loves 1 as well. What does that mean? (ben loves kevin)

- thts more like it!! :D -

Me: (*singing*) happy ending to you! happy ending to you! happy ending, happy ending, happy beviny smex ending to youuu!!!

You had a haircut and 6 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? (I had a haircut, and Alan is weirded out.)

Me: ok, I get it, it looks weird, but get used to it!!

Alan: uh... I didn't actually say anything?

Me: FINE. uh what?

Alan: ...

1 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? (Kevin's a playah! :D)

Me and Kevin: (*gives each other a high five and a fist-bump*)

Ben: (*glares daggers with a deadly aura around him*)

Me: (*shoves at kevin*) ok, lets bail, thts a bad sign!

2 thinks that he or she will never get a girl or boyfriend. What will you tell him or her? (ben thinks he's loveless. that idiot.)

Me: (*chokes on Smoothie*) are you fucking kidding me?! (*grabs ben's face and turns it towards kevin whos standing by the Camero*) look, ben, look. whtdyou see?!

ben: (*with puckered lips from bxkfreaky's hold on his face*) um...kevin?

Me: aaaand?

Ben: (*shiny eyes*)... I think im in love!

Me: (*releases bens face, and goes back to Smoothie smugly*)... another day is saved, thnks to bxkfreaky...

Ben: (*pouts adorably, twiddling with his Smoothie straw*) but how do I get kevin to notice ME?

Me: (*stares at ben*) you can either go kiss him, right here, right now; or refer to one of my fanfictions for help. (XD)

Ben: youre so sweet (*shiny eyes*)

Me: (*waves hand nonchalantly*) hey, don't sweat it. :)

9 is too shy to face you and confess their love by sending an email. Now what? (albedo confesses he loves me, thru email)

Me: (*typing a reply*) for the love of god, Al; pretending to be in love with me will NOT get you a free pass into ben's 'dirty' pics. besides, kevin bribed them back from me anyway so your act's in vain.

Albedo: (*immediate reply*) fuck you! :(

Me:(*grins at screen*) hehe, somebodys growing balls!

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? (mike and kevin kissing!!)

Me: WHAT?! MIKE! YOURE SUPPOSED TO STEAL KEVINS POWERS BY THE DOMINUS LIBRIUM, NOT KEVINS MOUTH! AND KEVIN, STOP IT BEFORE BEN SEES YOU!!

Gwen: (*pokes my shoulder*) too late.

Julie: (*points at ben*)

Ben: (*flash of green light*) RAAAATHHH! (*stomps to the pair*) LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING, KEVIN ETHAN LEVIN AND MIKE MORNINGSTAR! [insert long Rath-rant]

- days later -

Me: (*pats kevin's and mike's plastered bodies at the hospital*) I brought you guys some Smoothies.

Kevin: (*sobs*) but I swear, we were arguing and I slipped and our faces just sorta smacked together...

Mike: (*snorts in irritation*) oh stop it, you ninny; (*turns to bxkfreaky*) the true incident was that we had a bet who would be the better kisser. and we were idiotic enough to use each other as test-dummies. drat, now how long will it be before we get discharged?!

Me: Ten days

Kevin: (*sits up sharply*) FUCK!! NO SEX FOR TEN DAYS???!!! (*freezes*) ow... I think I snapped another rib... (*falls back on the bed*)... TT_TT

Mike: (*sad smile*)

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside for more then a few hours. What do you do? (gwen and Julie in a room, alone, for a long time.)

Me: (*glares at ben and kevin who try to peep into the room*) boys, you better not try anything!

Ben and Kevin: (*turns around disappointed*) damn, they're just painting nails!

Me: (*snorts and smirks with a mumble*) so you guys didn't see them sneak in a dildo earlier, eh?

Kevin : (*turns around abruptly and stares at me for a long ten seconds*) woah...

Me: (*leaves with a smirk*) have fun taking pics, guys!

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? (kevin and alan, soul mates?)

Me: NOPE. (*picks up a large scythe with razor-bladed edges*) ok, now who else has non-bevin doubts???

Would 2 trust 5 (wud ben trust cooper?)

- Ofcourse! ben and cooper had met as kids; and also, cooper helpd ben get mutated-kevin into becoming human, in the ultimate alien finale! :D -

(*ben and cooper hug like the cutesies they are!*)

4 is bored and pokes 8. What happens after that? (Julie pokes pierce outta boredom)

Pierce: do you mind?!

Julie: (*chuckling*) sorry. (*pokes him again*)

Pierce: (*grows his spindle-like spikes from his faces threateningly*)

Julie: (*snorting into a laughter*)

Pierce: O_O its supposed to make you feel intimidated!

Julie : (*laughs uncontrollably*) you look like an angry porcupine! or a hedgehog! or a puffer fish! oh god!! hahahaha!

Me: (*rolls eyes as Pierce pouts which makes Julie laugh harder*)

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school. What will they pick? (cooper and kevin back to highschool)

- kevin wud take something extremely complicated and related to engineering or mechanical stuff. copper will do the same thing, coz of his powers and understanding of robotics. yeah. they will look like two brothers going to high school; one blonde and other raven, uwaaa! :D -

If 6 and 3 make a dinner what would they make? (alan and gwen make dinner)

- meatloaf! coz gwen can make the main stuff using her manna, and alan can bake it in seconds by his fire powers! haha! -

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? (paradox and albedo applying for a job)

- Doctors. duh. if tht doesn't work out, it'll be watchmaker in paradox's case; and cashier at Mr . Smoothies in Albedo's case :P -

Albedo : where the fuck are the chilly fries?!

Professor Paradox : (*waving a finger and smiling*) now, now, language.

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl or boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? (albedo draws wht he thinks Alan's boyfrnd shud look like.)

albedo: o_O wait, I can draw?!

Me: just draw, you idiot!

- after a few minutes -

Alan: (*looks at drawing and blushes heavily*) why.. whyd you draw this?

albedo: (*shrugs*) you look like the kind of guy who wud want a boyfrnd whos gentle and kind, yet can handle your fiery powers if it comes to it. and coz it wud be someone whos buff yet wud be gentlemanly. so this is wht came into my mind. does it resemble someone or something? (*oblivious*)

alan: uh... not at all! (*runs away blushing beet-red*)

Me: (*looks at albedos sketch to see tht it resembles Cooper*) hehehe... well whtdya knw...

10 and 9 are blushing while they are talking. What is conversation about? (mike and albedo blushing as they talk)

me: uhoh. they're planning on overthrowing kevin and ben. or maybe their just flirting while they plan to overthrow kevin and ben. or this can be about a foursome with kevin and ben.

Gwen: uh... do you ALWAYS have to think about dirty stuff?

Me: (*looking bluntly at her*) hey. im a Levin fan. its my thing, yo.

1 accidently kicked 8. (kevin accidentally kicked pierce)

Kevin: oops,man, sor-

Pierce: (*gasps wildly and flails hand in defense*) ...im sorry! it wasnt on purpose tht I was thinking something dirty about ben!! it just popped into my head I swear!

kevin: (*looks oddly at pierce*) I was coming to say im sorry coz I kicked you by accident... (*cracks knuckles*) so... u were saying?

2 sent a message to his or her's bf or gf but 9 got it. What would happen? (albedo gets a text from ben that was supposed to be for kevin)

albedo: (*shows his phone to ben*) hey, I got this text from you, I guess its supposed to be for kevin. ... seriously, ben? u text this dirty stuff to kevin, all the time?

Ben : (*blushing damn red*) oops!!! (*tried to grab phone from albedo but the grey-head draws back*)

albedo: (*looks down at the phone*) actually I got the pic you sent too... nice green lingerie you got there, ben... does it come in red?

Kevin: (*comes in from outta nowhere with a cheeky face*) did someone say 'lingerie' and 'ben' in the same sentence?

5 and 6 did a workout together. (cooper and alan worked out together)

Me: I knw. (*smirks smugly*) I got pics. it was SOME 'workout' (*air quotes*) . heheh.

Gwen: bxkfreaky! wht're these stains and burns on the gym floor?!

6 notices he or she wasn't invited to your birthday. (alan notices he want invited to my bday)

alan: (*appears at my doorstarp and pouts while pointing a finger at me*) u meanie!

Me: wait...my birthday? tht was two months ago! o_O... wait a minutes... (*facepalms*) oh god, ALBEDO, I WILL KILL YOU!!!

4 invites 3 and 7 to dinner at their own house. What happens? (Julie invites gwen and paradox to her house for dinner)

Julie: Konichiwa! (*hugs gwen*) hihih!

Gwen: (*whispering*)...a lil closer...yeah. (*deepens hug*)

Paradox: (*looks down at pocketwatch*) sorry to disturb the inappropriate at-the-door romance, girls; but Julie Yamamoto's stove will catch fire in five point three two seconds.

Both Girls: (*squealing in alarm*)

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, 1 or 6? (should I stay for teh night at kevin's and alan's?)

Me: seriously, if I had to go to kevin's, I wud take ben with me and watch some live Bevin action! if I had to go to Alan's, I wud take Cooper with me and watch some live CooperxAlan action (srry, slash name untitled), so, whtever I chose, I get some cool loving action ppl! :D

- next day -

Gwen : (*To julie*) did you knw? bxkfreaky has been admitted to hospital; it seems she had a severe bloodloss in her brain, for some reason.

Julie : poor soul.

4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, 2, 10, or 7? (Julie jumps at me from dark alleyway; wht do ben, mike or paradox do?)

Me: oh cmon, Julie! if u wanna try and scare me, you will HAVE to stop looking so cute and smelling so lovely!

Julie: (*pouts angrily*) I have a knife to your throat and thts wht u wanna say?!

Me: (*smiles*) tell you wht, I will trade you nasty pics of gwen.. in some 'ahem' clothes, if you let me go. wht say?

Julie: (*pauses like a distracted toddler*) really?

Me: (*snatches knife and jumps away*) ha!!

Julie: what the fuck!! not fair!

Me: (*shrugs*) wht can I say. i'm a Levin fan. seeya!...ill email you the pics tho! :D

meanwhile... Ben , Mike and Paradox don't even know this happened. jerks, the lot of them. huff.

1 decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens? (Kevin starts a cooking show)

Kevin: (*runs to me, his clothes are all torn as if he was attacked*) bxkfreaky, you have to hide me! help! HELP!! (*grabs my collars and shakes me*)

Me: (*dizzied*) ok, ok, OK, let go! (*kevin lets go so bxkfreaky shrugs and sighs*) whts up NOW? I TOLD you not to go for that swimsuit modelling! you knw that girls get rabid!

Kevin: (*panicking*) no, I tried to start a cooking show!

Me: (*rolls eyes and facepalms*) oh great!! thts like you're second talent!! im so tired of chasing away fans offa you!

Kevin: (*really panicking*) you have to get these female show-crew offa me! the ladies cant get enuf of wht I cooked for them! I think they're gonna eat ME!!!

Me: (*sighs*) eh, figures. (*hears distant rumbling as if a huge cattleherd is oncoming*) uh oh!

Kevin: (*grabs his own head of hair*) im toast!...no pun intended!

Me: (*screams out to the oncoming crowd of madly squealing ladies*) BACK OFF!! HES OFF-LIMITS! HES GAYYYYY! AND HE HAS A CUTE BOYFRIEND WHOM HE SMEXES ALL THE TIME!!!

the crowd pauses.

more screaming.

Me: holy fuck, did the crowd just increase in mass and speed?!

Kevin: oh no!!!!!! yaoi fangirls tooo! im BURNT toast!! (*grabs bxkfreaky's arm*) cmon, lets scoot before they recognize you to be an author and eats us BOTH!

3 has to either marry 8, 4, or 9. Who do they choose? (gwen has to marry either pierce, Julie or albedo)

Pierce: uh... im already dating bxkfreaky's OC named Spike?

Albedo: naw. im gay. Single, but gay. Tots.

Julie: (*jumping in excitement*) YES, GWEN, I WILL! I WILL!!

(intense makeout between gwen and julie)

Me: ok, somebody shove them females into a room or something!

7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it? (Paradox kidnaps ben and asks ransom from cooper. whts is the ransom?)

paradox: will you PLEASE ask kevin to STOP trying to steal my pocketwatch? thnk you. I will release ben only if kevin writes me an apology note.

Cooper: (*gasping*) kevin? and an apology note?! like thats gonna happen. (*facepalms*) greaaaat...

ben: actually, I like it here with professor! (*puppy dog face at professor paradox*)

paradox: oh no no no, dear ben Tennyson, I shall NOT show you the future again, even to that face. (*pauses*)...uh, Cooper, also ask kevin to add in his note on how to resist this face ben is making, would you?

Cooper: are you kidding me?! no one can resist that face! its a Universal Truth. (*gives a serious nod*)

Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 stand a chance? (everyone gangs up on Gwen)

-oh she will, if she stops cockblocking Bevin!-

Everyone is invited 2 and 7's wedding except for 8. How does 8 react? (everyones invited for Ben and paradox's wedding, except pierce)

Pierce: (*fuming and storming into the wedding*) IM TELLING KEVIN!!!!!!!!!

Kevin: (*storming in suddenly*) I HEARD, PIERCE! (*growls at the baffled to-be-wedded pair*) PROF, IM GONNA CASTRATE YOU!!! (*waves pitchfork*)

Ben: whats going on... why am I in a wedding dress?! (*looks at professor who looks even more stupidly dumbstruck*)

Paradox: -_- I don't quite remember this happening in the future. (*superbly puzzled*)

Ben: nice tux, prof!

Paradox: why thank you; you look quite...dashing, in your...white gown, I suppose?

Mike: BWAHAHAHAH!!!!!! (*pauses whn everyone looks at him*) oh dear...

Gwen: its Mike's hypnotising skills again! GET HIM!!!!!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? (alan scared of paradox)

- professor paradox has seen the future, so alan is scared of wht the dude knws he had done in the future! -

Alan: um... professor... who does Cooper marry in the future? (*twidlling thumbs*)

paradox: (*gives off a smile*) well, you just will have to find out whn you reach that time frame, wont you?

5 cooked you a dinner? (Cooper cooked me dinner)

Me: aw, thnk you, cooper!! :D

Cooper: (*blushing*) Kevins been tutoring me...

Me: in cooking too?

Cooper: (*blushing harder*) 'too'?? wht else do you knw he's teaching me?

Me: heheh. who do you think asked kevin to help you on how to flirt with Alan?...hey, this tastes great by the way! (*hugs baffled cooper*)

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? (alan and me lying on the beach)

Me: (*sits up on elbows*) damn, you're hotter than the sun!

Alan: that line wud have worked on me if you were Cooper -_-' and im gay, just so you know.

M: im fucking serious, youre burning me!! (*rubs at arm*)

alan: oops sorry!

8 got into the hospital somehow. (Pierce is in hospital)

Me: (*sighs at Pierce in pity*) you shud really watch out you knw.

pierce: (*indignantly*) I swear I wasn't groping ben!! why the hell does everyone frame me whn I meant nothing?! im innocent, I didn't do anything!!

Me: that didn't stop Kevin and Spike beating the pulp outta you.

1 is all you ever dreamed about. Why? (kevin in my dreams)

me: O_O um... is this a coincidence that kevin was on number One? (*looks around*)

kevin: (*raises eyebrow*) uhuh. and wht do you dream about me?

Me: duh, whtdyou think?! lots and lots of smexing bevin!! whoohoo! (*victory dance*)

Kevin: uh... (*looks at ben*)

Ben: its true. she writes about us, rite?

Kevin: oh yeah... :)

me: (*shiny eyes*) plus, kevin's super HOT! (*pauses to look at ben and kevin*) did I say tht out loud?

kevin and ben: Yes.

7 won the lottery? (paradox won lottery)

Pardox: well, quite uneccessary all this money, but the feeling of victory ceases to feel old. (*smug smirk*)

ben: (*shoots puppy-dog face at the professor*)

Paradox: oh dear. alright, Smoothies for all. (*sighs*) that face IS the universal truth.

8 had quite a big secret. (pierce's big secret)

Pierce: I... (*deep breath and good exhalation*) I cried whn I got my first tattoo.

Everyone : O_O (*gasps and 'aw's.*)

Kevin: (*skeptical*) how do we knw if you even HAVE a tattoo in the first place?

Spike: heheh, I can vouch for that! I've seen it; its a cool blade tattoo and its on his-

Pierce: (*blushing deadly*) shut up spike!

Kevin: okaaaaaayy. im not even gonna ask.

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