Hey curious people, what's up?

Description:

You guys can call me Mordred.

I like to meet new people so I encourage viewers to pm me.

Random stuff about me

Shows I like: Impractical Jokers, Video Game High School, Stranger things, Rwby, Rick and Morty (They're in no particular order)

Favorite color: blue (#Team Mystic for the win!)

I'm a senior so if updates get a little shaky its probably because I'm swamped with college apps and shit.

What do I look like? Small, covered in green fur, has a sexy unibrow, lives in a trashcan.

Random tumblr profile questions (I'll do 3 for now. I'll answer more if requested):

If I could tell something to my younger self, what would it be?

You're gay, Surprise motherfucker.

Flirting skills?

"Rough childhood?"

"Rougher than yours, daddy left before I was born."

"Daddy left before I was conceived."

"... Ever had a cigarette put out on your skin?"

"Where else do you put one out?"

"I was molested."

"Me too. Uncle."

"Uncles. They took turns."

"I watched my own birthday party through the key hole of a locked closet which also happens to be my-"

"-Your bedroom. Lucky. I slept in a dishwasher box."

"whoa. You had a dishwasher? I didn't even know sleep. It was pretty much 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix, and clown porn."

laughs* "who would do such a thing?"

"Hopefully you, later tonight?"

-Deadpool

What are you bad at?

"It all started when I was born."