Harry thinks to himself; why not? So he picks up a little Tom Riddle and tries to indoctrinate the boy into following a Gryffindor approved set of morals. He grabs Gellert Grindelwald too because if he screws up with one, he still has another try. (Poor Harry never does quite understand that he's not the one pulling the strings.)

When Harry goes to Hogwarts, he finally understands that having a dæmon is normal. Only, the wizarding world never anticipated that Harry's dæmon would be an 11 year old Tom Riddle. AU Harry Potter inspired by His Dark Materials. Complete first and second year. Third year ongoing.

Bearing the Dark Lord's soul mark on his chest certainly isn't easy when his family is firmly on the Light Side. HPLV SLASH. Set in the Past.

Kyouya is seven years old and enjoys making herbivores spontaneously combust. (In which Kyouya collects flame active children because the colours are pretty. By the time someone notices it's already far too late.)

Tom Riddle is certain that Harry Potter loved him before the potion's fiasco.

Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.

In which even when Sawada Tsunayoshi is not the heir of a mafia syndicate, he still attracts the same amount of trouble and craziness. A sky is still a sky after all. Drabble series. AU-kinda. Slightly crack, eventual plot.

[AU!] After society as we know it collapsed, humanity struggled for survival. Slowly a new society begins to establish. Groups led by lords battle for territory. Young Harry Potter has no interest in joining local politics, but when a new lord with unconventional ideas sees the potential in his unique talents, can Harry remain neutral? (LV/HP, post-apocalyptic, Inventor!Harry)

In a world where Iemitsu valued famiglia over family, Tsuna would be left in Namimori with Nana, only seeing his father once in a blue moon. In that world, Xanxus would become the head of the Varia and Reborn would be eventually sent to train Tsuna into becoming Decimo. This is not that world. (Un)fortunately. Idiotic-father!Iemitsu AU.

What happens when the heart of Infinite City dies? When the Dictator of Life is gone and the dust fades, what is left?

"There is no escape for you, Paladin," Haggar whispered, voice echoing from from the very depths of his mind and filling Lance with a horror and dread he could not begin to describe. "Not from this ship. Not from death." She let out a soft laugh that rang with dark promise. "And especially not from me." / In which Zarkon desires the Black Lion and the Blue Paladin pays the price.

It's all fun and games until the cadaver tries to jump out the window.

Tsuna wasn't sure what would come out of this summoning lesson. He didn't expect having powerful demons scrambling to contract to him, much less having them determined to be more than just contracts. Arcobaleno27

In which Tom is the DADA professor at Hogwarts, secretly recruiting followers for his future army, and Harry is the worst Divination professor ever, accidentally messing up Tom's plans. Drabble series. Eventual TMRxHP.

Wherein Sawada Tsunayoshi is a mythological creature magnet, and it doesn't seem to matter much where those creatures come from. (It starts with the unicorn, and things just get worse from there. The Mafia won't know what hit it.)

Tsuna, at one month of age, was chosen by Kawahira/CheckerFace, to be a sort of Therapy to the soon to be Arcobaleno and Bermuda. This is the tale of the one year period he has with each of them and how it will effect his Future. AU Where Tsuna is raised by the Arcobaleno for one year each. he has one month in between with Nana. T for Swearing and over-all Arcobaleno-ness.

Hayato Gokudera never liked company. Until he meets Harriet Potter.

Naruto just wanted to live his life. But fate has other plans for him. Alpha/Beta/Omega trope SasuNaru Naruto sat on his wedding bed, trembling and with his eyesight blurry, wondering when, if ever, he would find some happiness in his life. He was having trouble breathing, almost hyperventilating in fear.

Laxus drags Lucy on a mission with him. Begins between the Tower of Heaven and Fantasia incidents.

Almost magic-less, Harry finds himself in a strange world where people can literally burn with colored flames and animals can shape-shift. Why do these things always happen to him? Rated M just in case

This was not part of the plan. Wait, he could fix this. After all, how hard could it be to raise a kid by yourself? (Famous last words, Iemitsu.) Iemitsu tries to be a competent father. He succeeds… with some interesting results. (Or the story of how baby Tsuna has all of Vongola wrapped around his tiny sticky fingers).

-AU- Marinette Dupain-Cheng's life isn't going as planned: twenty-six, recently dumped, and running her parents' bakery. The highlights of her day are the emails sent by her mysterious pen pal, Chat Noir. That is, until handsome model Adrien Agreste starts swinging by the bakery after hours. But how is he to know the Ladybug he loves is standing right in front of him?

Harry thinks it's all over; Voldemort is dead and everything is going to be fine. Fate promptly responds by backhanding him across the face, spitting on him, and then calling his mother fat. Harry decides that it's time to retaliate. (Where Harry missed a Horcrux and gets a visitor.)

"Yuuri ! I'm home!" Silence. Victor blinked, before his blood grew cold. There pinned to the wall was piece of Yuuri's favorite jacket held in place by a knife. The gleam of moonlight reflected off the golden ring, Yuuri's engagement ring tied to the end of the fabric. Cut into the wall, letters jagged and crooked, a note: 'We have your fiancée, Agent King.' (Spy!AU)

Everyone in the Katsuki family has a magical talent. Mari's origami comes to life, their mother's cooking brings up good memories of home, and Yuuri… When he moves, flowers grow. Viktor hasn't believed in magic in a long time, despite his late mother's claims that the Nikiforov family is cursed… Will be 7 Chapters.

AU: Where Lucy and Gray hated each other but were forced to get married. Finding their selves stuck on the same boat, they had agreed to live like the wedding never happened. But as they both settle down in another town, Gray couldn't help but fall in love with her and play the role of a housewife. BAD SUMMARY. Wari, wari! O,ov

Harry was abandoned in Italy at a young age, and was adopted into the Bovino Family as a servant. This is pretty much slaps the intended future of Harry Potter and the 10th Generation Vongola Family across the face, and well, everyone just learns how to deal with it. Lighting Guardian!Harry. Most likely SLASH.

Ladybug and Chat Noir end up in the same alleyway as they de-transform which would be totally fine...if it wasn't for the fact that both Marinette and Adrien had been in the shower mere moments before the Akuma attack.

AU! Harry Potter is the definition of a Hufflepuff. He just happens to be best friends with a Slytherin, spends most of his time with a Gryffindor and has random encounters in broom closets with a Ravenclaw (and the four founders; they had a dream) - look a badger!

SOULXMAKAXKID 'She reached over to pull one of Soul's lips down, revealing the white, pointy teeth behind them. "You wouldn't be a little wary to put your mouth near that?"' M

Harry finds himself in a new world and somehow wanders into the home of a Skylark. Then the mafia happens and Harry dives into the thick of things, despite Hibari trying his best to keep Harry a secret.

Where Tom Riddle meets the Master of Death.

(Soulmate!AU; Gen) Everyone in the world is born colorblind, destined to only see color once they've met the eyes of their soulmate. Tsuna meets his soulmates one by one, and gains the ability to see a new color with each first meeting.

The Yondaime was their leader. Their protector. Their god. He would live forever as a hero. But when his son is found nearly dead,the 3rd Hokage is forced to take crucial decisions,which includes making a peculiar request from the unusual Kakashi.

You always get the stories where Harry goes back into Tom Riddle's time, then either stays or gets sent back. End of, unless he tries to make Voldemort good. But what if things went differently? What if, just once, someone followed a time traveller back?

1724. All Harry wanted to do was to cross the Atlantic and start his apprenticeship under one of the most renowned physicians. Tom Riddle is convinced everything floating in the seven seas belongs to him. That includes ship-wrecked, green-eyed youths. Especially if they tell him to fuck off. [yes this is a Pirate!AU. Oneshot. Kind of?]

Just before the portal is finished to send Thor and Loki home, Loki cast a spell that deages the Avengers.Guess who's the lucky wizard assigned to care for the little brats? AwesomeParentHarry giving the Avengers a second chance at childhood, this time done right with lots of love and attention.

A series of drabbles that span the chapters of Summoning Pact, but seen from the perspective of others. Eighth drabble: Colonello, Chapter Fifteen.

No, Dumbledore did not use a picture of Severus Snape to teach little two year old Harry to call the man 'Da.' That is a ridiculous accusation and it will not be stood for!

Tsuna's (arguably) best trait is put to good use with his new job at the cake shop. AU, episodic, crackish, ALL27.

When Nino runs headlong into the biggest most stressful secret he can imagine he is suddenly thrown into a world of secret identities and superheroes. Now that he knows Ladybug's identity, he's got to do what he can to help her out. (Not Ninette, Alya and Nino are not together. Pre-animan)

!Summoning!AU! In which Harry tries to summon a familiar to bond with and gets Tom instead. TMR/HP SLASH; Oneshot

In which Adrien indirectly, accidentally, sort of proposes to Marinette

It was probably the strangest proposition he'd ever received. "I'm really sorry about this, but I've decided to become your fangirl." "My fangirl?" "Yes, and I think it's only fair to warn you beforehand." fem!Naruto, no Uchiha Massacre, Shisui x Naruko (An Ideal World Fic)

When the third member of Team 7 dies, the Council must beg Uzumaki Naruto to join it so that Team 7 can enter the Chuunin Exams. NO PAIRINGS. GEN. Chapter 5 and 6 have been fixed and are in their rightful place. :)

Collection of Legend of Sun Knight Ficlets.

With Theodosia and Philip getting married, everyone just knows that their fathers will disapprove and ruin everything. Hamilton and Burr like to think they're more reasonable than that even if no one else is convinced. In fact, the both fully support the marriage and are going to make this the best wedding ever. What's a little competition between sort-of in-laws? Modern AU.

Madison tries to explain Hamilton to Jefferson. It's just something one has to experience for themselves and Jefferson doesn't quite know what he's getting himself into.

He and Hamilton are definitely not friends. The fact he's not even surprised Hamilton broke into his house to yell at him about his lack of political opinions might confuse the issue but they're not. And no, he doesn't need any advice on how to run his campaign. But if Hamilton actually does vote for Jefferson then there will be words. Hamilton modern AU.

In which it can be a felony to talk to snakes, or where Harry decides to become supreme ruler of Azkaban. A sorta drabble fic with Harry in prison.

Crazy wizard meets crazy angel, and it's the start of a beautifully crazy friendship. Too much crazy? Nah. Told in drabbles. Set in S7, before "Reading Is Fundamental" and onward. No pairings, but a smidgen of bromance. *On Hiatus*

How would the Naruto and Harry Potter worlds change if Harry was raised the traditional Hatake way?

!Fantasy!AU! In which Tom is The Witch—not a witch, The Witch—and Harry is his new spunky assistant. What could possibly go wrong? Oneshot, PRE-SLASH TMR/HP

What would have happened if Feng Xiao Lan was a real princess? Would this little fact change everything? Feng Xiao Lan's story as RL: Princess Xiao Lan and Second Life: Princess! Time takes place throughout the novel storyline. Some things that happened in the novel/manhua will be ignored... DISCONTINUED on 8/1/12

!Non-Magic!Arcade!AU! It takes Tom four months to find out the kid's actually a famous rhythm game champion, another month to get his name, and (embarrassingly) another month to figure it out. Harry—with his green eyes and messy hair and round, clunky glasses—is completely, utterly mute. Oneshot, TMR/HP SLASH

Carlos is over the moon when he hears the news about same sex marriage and can't wait to celebrate with Cecil. Cecil is having difficulty understanding why there's no provision for dragons and why didn't Carlos know it's already been legal in Night Vale for at LEAST seven years now?

Somehow Donna had expected they would have all gotten caught by now. Instead, Mike's freaking out because he's being appointed to positions by the president and really, is anyone even surprised at this point? Futurefic

Fourteen days after his twenty fourth birthday, Tsuna came to realise that over the past ten years he'd steadily been amassing a harem of (dangerous) men. Of course, by then, it was too late. Crack. TYL Verse. All27. Maybe OOC.

After losing everything and on the run, Harry will do anything to keep Teddy safe, even if it means to travel back in time. He hadn't counted on their family growing, but Dark Lords, noisy old wizards, werewolves and much more keep uprooting his peace. Slash. EWE.

Mafia!AU. Harry is a normal, average, kindergarten teacher. Well, minus his boyfriend and his cat, of course. [A series of oneshots with continuous plot.] WARNING: Contains behaviours associated with stalking and unhealthy obsession. Kids, stalking is a no-no. Report stalkers to the authorities. Don't befriend, date and/or marry your stalker. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

It was a good thing the new scientist, Dr. Harry Evans, was working out so well. Because nothing else was going Fury's way. And that was before Loki made off with the Tesseract and some of his people. Maybe AU to Mortem Cantor by Kyandua.

During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.

Harry Potter's new life as a student at the School of the Arts is complicated. With gangs, drugs, and abuse in his past, and Draco Malfoy and dance in his future, the trouble starts when Harry is forced to figure out his place in the present. H/D H/G H/TR

Warnings Inside. Dumbledore ought to have known better than to leave an orphaned Harry Potter in the hands of the Dursleys. A twist of fate has the boy-who-lived living with criminals. Sly, cunning, street-smart, sorted into Slytherin where his housemates have been raised to hate him, will Harry survive? Or maybe it's the House of Snakes that doesn't stand a chance.

Harry Potter was a normal child, aside from that whole raising the undead thing. But what are you gonna do? Evil!Necromancer!Harry. LVHP Slash.

Be it luck or bad luck or God playing around. The most unexpected happens when Mogami Kyoko receves a call from L.M.E. Her mother is looking for her.

Due to certain circumstances, he ended up being her pet, but little did she know that this idiotic pet has a big secret. Now, with her long-time 'ex-crush', her persistent flirty suitor and her stupid pet around, her life won't be as simple as she thinks.

King Iemitsu's had enough of the perverts coming onto his beloved son and "locks" Prince Tsunayoshi away in a tower. He even hired a dragon to guard it! (It seemed like a good idea at the time) He just didn't count on Tsuna falling in love with the dragon instead. R27, sort of crack!AU featuring a dragon!Reborn COMPLETE

Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.

Naruto is, in some way or another, related to or has a connection to a huge group of powerful A-rank or S-rank ninja, who proceeded to ignore him for most of his life. What if they weren't really as absent as it seems? Obito-nii, Kakashi-nii, Nagato-ji... Naruto clearly has a large extended family to deal with.

Remus Lupin kept his lycanthropy a secret for seven years while attending Hogwarts. It wasn't always an easy task though with friends like his. Especially Sirius Black. Shorts. Marauders' era. No pairings. (Co-written.)

Cedric is having a moral crisis. Harry has no morals. Blaise just wants to eat his din din. Rated P: for Perverts. Side Story to 'Oh You Didn't Know? Yeah, He's Awesome'. Gift Fic for my 200th Reviewer AmniIsRoving

We've seen it all people. The Elves, the Beastmen, the Humans, etc., etc. But, we have this new person playing Second Life and she chooses to be...a puddle of water? Oh boy.

7th Year Gryffs learn why it is never a good idea to piss off their favorite victim, shy Ravenclaw Hadrian Morgan. The orphan's payback during Professor Slytherin's class is BEAUTIFUL & piques the interest & libido of the Lord Marvolo Slytherin, who courts him with the aid of most of the School. But just how naive is Hadrian Morgan, really? TMR/HP Slash OOC AU

When the Dictator is defeated, Prince is no more. Three weeks later, Lan is yanked out of her depression by Yang Ming, and she makes a new avatar to to claim her rightful place with Odd Squad and as Ruler of Infinite City, with some new friends to help her. Problem is? Her new avatar is female, her new friends are insane, and Gui is ridiculously nosy. INDEFINITE HIATUS

Lucy only wanted to feel a little sorry for herself. She didn't want to find herself in the middle of a dark guild conspiracy. She didn't expect to form a team with Gajeel Redfox. But most of all, she wasn't expecting to fall in love with him. [HeartFox]

When the threat of a new hun enemy arrives, Mulan returns to the army. There, she and Shang struggle with their relationship, and with the prejudices against women. Do not own original characters, they belong to Disney. Chapters 1-4 revised! ON INDEFINITE HIATUS

Charlie Weasley starts a cult. He regrets it immensely. Meanwhile, Harry has a little girl time with his dragon lady friends. Side story to 'Oh You didn't Know? Yeah He's Awesome'. Gift fic for my 100th reviewer RRW.

One night, a boy is found on a doorstep. He remembers nothing of his past and is unwillingly thrown into a contract with a demon. Now, he must become the perfect servant and pet to the devil...or something close to it. Slightly AU and YAOI! SebaCiel

Due to a few irregularities during his life, Voldemort is given a second chance. It's just not like he would have imagined it. Time Travel

A glitch causes Second Life players to be logged in as Prince. Can Prince's friends survive and convince the rest of Second Life that they are Prince? They'll have to, since the glitch can't be fixed until Prince logs in again. But where is Prince?

Harry makes friends with a giant, alien, robot. Who happens to be frozen and hidden inside the Hoover Dam. But don't worry, Harry doesn't mind the lack of response. And Megatron only seems to mind the annoying little flesh bag a little bit.

Wherein Gildartz finds a baby wyvern and names it Foo Foo Cuddlypoops, but Cana does not agree with this choice of name. — Cana/Gildartz, family.

Continues from Parallels ch 6. Follow Angel as she advances through Second Life and is introduced to the true purpose of Menace. More details inside. Coincides with Parallels at a later time, basically more details on the game and interactions .

Escape from the monotonous world. Become a different person. Join Second Life. OCs

Harry Potter and the Not-So-Deadly Summer Holidays

"Simon used to think that he'd need some sort of cosmic intervention to get a girl like Isabelle. Or really, any kind of girl." Where Simon pleads for romantic advice, doesn't get it, and manages to keep the lady anyway. Turns out, girls like stories. One-shot. Simon/Isabelle.

Feng is just your average teenage girl, living happily with her Mother until one day her Father that she's never met before just walks into her life with a present... Thus starts Feng's adventures in Second Life... Rated T for Language... Disclaimer!

Summary: Some new insights with lots of laughter. Ultimate pairing: Ren/Kyoko.

COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR

Twist on V5C1 of the novel. When splitting off from training with XiMen Feng, Prince encounters a giant clam which after some misunderstanding, turns him into a girl! How will Prince revert this curse while keeping his identity a secret from everyone?

Part of the Wanderer!verse. Prequel to Wanderer. The fifteenth jump lands him in a place so much like the home he has always wanted that he just can't stay away, even though he knows it'll hurt all the more in the end.

Having not been banished, Thor's the one who comes across Loki and the Casket. His legendary stubbornness comes into play when he just refuses to believe Loki could be a Frost Giant no matter how much proof he's given. Well, at least he has faith. AU.

Five-year-old Max makes a great discovery. Nobody is impressed, least of all Alec. It ends very tragically - or not tragically at all, depending on your point of view.

Ren finally makes a move and progresses his relationship with Kyoko one night when she's over his apartment cooking him dinner. Please review! My first posted fanfic!

Every century, Roland's memories of the past 100 years would be wiped out. And now, it has been 300 years since Roland became a Death Lord. For the third time, he has forgotten all that was precious to him-even the 38th generation of the 12 holy knights.

First Kyoko, now her. Sho is cursed to lose every girl he ever truely loves. Will he get either of them back? Or will he let them be taken by the extremely shiny being they so obviously adore?

When Prince logs on, she notices something is...different. What could possibly happen that's so strange it throws even Odd Squad for a loop? Xiao Lan/Gui later, rated T just to be safe! And because I haven't a clue how to rate things! XD

Never work with children or animals.

Curiosity showed him the rock, but did it take him too far? Crappy summary I know, but for the life of me i cannot think of a better one. Apologizes for the double publishing, still trying to get a hang of fan-fiction. THANKS FOR THE REVIEWS AND READING!

Is it possible to switch an NPC's gender? Prince will regret asking... Featuring Fem!Kenshin and Fem!Sunshine

For a Love Me assignment, Kyouko is to babysit four spoiled boys for a day, which includes taking them to a filming for Dark Moon. A short, mostly humorous four chapter story rated T for language, Fuwa maiming, and Lory losing his temper.

Lolidragon gives Prince an unwanted demonstration of a new glitch in Second Life.

The new girl meets her predecessors… and things don't go so well.

Idea based off the oneshot "A Small Complaint" by Dark Ice Dragon. Sun complains about the wings on his uniform. Unfortunately, the God of Light heard... and decided to grant his representative a 'gift'. - Revised Ch1 posted 1/3/12.

Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?

Just an innocent bunch of shorts about how Yashiro finally has enough.

When Xiao Lan falls ill and chooses to log onto Second Life anyway, she soon discovers that what effects her also effects Prince. As she struggles to make it through every day activities, her friends take notice and begin to worry for her safety. GuiXLan

An upcoming war against the Huns forces Haruhi to disguise herself as a man and join the army to save her father, but what happens when her fellow soldiers discover she's a girl? Ouran spin on Disney's "Mulan".

One day, Ciel is plagued by a childish urge, but hesitant to act on it.

Fa Li and her mother-in-law have plans. - Shang x Mulan, Fa Li, Grandmother Fa -

AU. She watched her world shattered, and moving on was all she could do. Mogami Kyoko is now a police detective who fights for justice. What will happen when Tsuruga Ren, a suspect in her latest investigation, walks into her life, and she couldn't resist?

Oh who was he kidding. This was happening to him because he had a weakness for blond hair and grey eyes that allowed those who possessed such characteristics, to get away with murder. Damn those Malfoys. MPreg Harry/Draco slash fluff. You've been warned.

Hizuri Kuon is having a hard-earned holiday, and there's a surprise waiting for him at home. A One-shot.

It didn't matter what had gone wrong, because there was a much bigger question to ask: what happens when a self-aware NPC dies?

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

The war is over, the good guys won...that doesn't mean they aren't scared out of their wits. Especially when SHE comes along. Still with the html thingy...

When Albus Dumbledore considered 'The Power The Dark Lord Knows Not', this is not what he expected. Ficlet, not good for mental health. Somehow even with html modifier I cannot fix the formatting...

The elf had fallen over the edge of the cliff. He was fairly sure he knew what to do.

In which Viscount Druitt learns that his true love is actually Ciel Phantomhive. Request Fic for 18plusForMe

Salazar Slytherin has been looking for his soul mate for as long as he can remember. Now that he's found him, he will do anything to keep him, anything at all. Poor Harry. Slash HP/SS, Time travel,AU.

Reino buys a house, kidnaps Sho and blackmails him to decorate. Friendship-fic. Warning: Language -hiatus-

Prince is really bored, and needs to blow off some steam, but wih his sense of direction going solo is a bad idea... SPOLIER WARNING! Pairings and more explicit Spoiler Warning in Author note. Disclaimer inside.

In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.

Aquarius puts up with a lot of crap. She DOES NOT need Lucy writing off her bad behavior as PMS. Seriously. That's just going too far.

In which Gazille hates everything, Gray is given unnecessary CPR by fifteen different girls, Levi has a dirty mind, Kana is aghast, Happy keeps on turning into Lucy, Natsu asks Lucy out, Mirajane keeps dumping water on Luxus, and Lucy is on the warpath.

Ah, unicorn hunts; the nets, the unicorns, the blushing virgins…wait, blushing virgins? Where the heck are we supposed to find one of those?

So, you mind teaching my how to seduce a guy?

There are several totally innocent and plausible reasons for why Natsu's taking Lucy's shirt off. Take your pick. — LucyNatsu

Kyouko stresses over being Bo and finds herself acting in the most ridiculous fairytale ever with the guy she hates . Cameos by Bridge Rock.

Post City of Ashes, Magnus/Alec. "Jace was one thing, but this – I cannot, in all good conscience, pretend this isn’t going to affect our relationship."

Lucy is by far the cutest girl he knows, and Gray is deeply suspicious. — GrayLucy

CrackFic. Dear Diary sister/sequel. "Dear Journal, Got an interesting owl from Malfoy's mum today. Apparently, Voldemort tried to kill Malfoy so she sent him to Anger Management Therapy."

CrackFic. Voldemort starts a diary. "Dear Diary, Attempted to kill Draco. Narcissa sent me to Anger Management Therapy."

You get the whiteout, I'll get the birth certificates. — JaceClary

Honestly, if Harry had told them once he had told them a million times to keep their stupid experiments in space and time out of the areas that the general public was likely to tread. My shot at the dimension traveling plot. Mostly DH compliant. Complete!

The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.

Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.

Haruhi has put up with the abuse of her life without complaint but when a day comes worse the ever before. Well lets just say no one is safe from her insatiable fury.

Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world