"Fuck you! I will end everything you love, starting with your mother!" Silence. Everyone froze, turning to see Deku's reaction. "You're kidding, right?" Izuku said, honest confusion on his face.

Pure-blood Culture: If Miss Lily Evans had to choose between Heir James Potter or the Giant Squid, she'd pick the Giant Squid. Scratch that. She'd rather have Heir Lucius Malfoy.

Teddy and Victoire through the years, from friendship to something more. Rated T for suggestiveness and language. / ""Zis ees Victoire," her maman had said, smiling down at Teddy. "Do you want to say 'ello, Teddy?" And Teddy had cocked his head to the side, nodded in the sort of pompous, overly-excited fashion that only a two-year-old could get away with, and said, "Wotcha, Vic.""

COMPLETE. Wherein Ginny thinks Heidi needs to get laid, Hermione make so many charts, Lily wants grandbabies, the romantic prospects sometimes verge on the horrifying, and James Potter just wants to know what's so wrong with Heidi joining a convent! Heidi never knew husband-hunting could be so perilous. (Fem!Harry/Theo, Potters-live-AU, oneshot)

Annabeth left letters in her highschool library six years ago to anyone who found them. Percy was that anyone. The last one told him to live for her. And so he did. Percy is now a famous musician and Annabeth's an aspiring author. What happens when these two meet for the first time by accident and realize just how much those letters impacted them? Is it fate? Or something more?

Tom Riddle was fully expecting to stay in hell forever. But the brat-who-lived and friend has, of course, come along with an offer too tempting to refuse. Albus Dumbledore was fully expecting Harry Potter's name down for the next year at Hogwarts. He just wasn't expecting two Dark-Lords to be enrolling as well. Time-travel -sort of- and FemHarry DISCONTINUED

He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-

The real truth behind the Death Eaters and what Voldemort really stood for! Harry finds out from an unlikely person that he could be ‘one of them’. Crack AU. Birthday gift for BOOMrobotdog.

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards