What happens when a lonely and betrayed vampire meets his mate at Walmart? Join Peter and Bella as they band together with their ragtag team of friends to creatively exact revenge on those who did them wrong.

Some families are just complicated. That's what Bella Swan is soon to find out. But just how complicated they get will be the surprise of her life. I own nothing but the story plot.

Edward breaks up with Bella in new moon, Alice wasn't Bella's best friend Jasper was. Jasper helps pick up the pieces. J/B

Vampires don't exist...or do they? Bella's secret knowledge of vampires is inadvertently brought to surface when she & her friends are all thrown in the path of fate.

Five years after the events in New Moon, the Cullens are living in New Hampshire and Edward is finally getting married. During a wild night out on the town, some of the Cullens run into a happy, more confident Bella who only has eyes for our favorite Major.

It has been six long years since the Cullen family walked out of Bella's life. After having more heartbreak then one person should in a lifetime, Bella moves on. When she runs into a blond from her past.. how will things turn out? Rated M 18 only please.

Takes place after Edward leaves in New Moon. Jasper runs off after nearly attacking Bella and returns home a few days later and he comes home to find that all his family is gone and there's a note telling him not to follow. Suck at summaries. Please read.