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"Everybody Lies."

I don't like to write couple names because that just messes me up.

Praise For Percy Jackson And The Olympians:

Fave God: Hades of course. Then Apollo only because hes funny.
Fave Mortal: I like Rachel, why do people hate her? Is it because of Percy and Annabeth? xD
Least Fave God: Zeus of course! How could you cast Hades off to the underworld?? Butt hole.
Fave Quotes:
"I wondered what horrible things you had to do in life to get woven into Hades's underwear."
Percy
"He's too skinny, needs more cereal!"
Demeter

"...I'd miss bickering with my brothers and sisters, and if there's one thing we could all agree on it is that you were a horrible father.
Hades

Praise For House M.D.:

"You asked me how I'd hurt my leg. I had a blood clot, and the muscle was dying. And I had all these doctors telling me I should amputate, and I said no, and they did this... very risky operation. I almost died."

"But you saved your leg."

"I wish I hadn't. They cut out a chunk of muscle about the size of my fist, and they left me with this mutilated, useless thing. I'm in pain... every day. It changed me. Made me a harder person. A worse person. And now... now I'm alone.You don't want to be like me."
Season 6 Last Episode, House talking to Hannah.

Moments?
Anything Huddy related.
Clinic duty.
Cameron and House going to see the monster trucks. :)
The season 8 turtle race.

Praise for Iron Man
HOLY CRAP IRON MAN 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I feel like we got a good thing going on, like we're connected." -Kid
"That's great." -Tony
"What are you just gonna leave me...Like my dad? I'm so cold."
"You wanna know how I know you're cold? Cause we're connected Drives away.

Praise for Marvel's The Avengers:

Who is the best character you ask? Loki portrayed by the amazing Hiddles, of course!

Second best? The Man of Iron! Portrayed by the incredibly funny RDJ!

Quotes:

Thor: Where is the Tesseract?

Loki: [laughs] I missed you too.

Thor: Do I look to be in a gaming mood?

Loki: Oh, you should thank me. With the Bifrost gone, how much dark energy did the Allfather have to muster to conjure you here, your precious Earth?

Thor: I thought you dead.

Loki: Did you mourn?

Thor: We all did. Our father...

Loki: YOUR father! He DID tell you my true parentage, did he not?

Thor: We were raised together, we played together, we fought together. Do you remember none of that?

Loki: I remember a shadow, living in the shade of your greatness. I remember you tossing me into an abyss, I who was and should be king!

Thor: So you take the world I love as recompense for your imagined slights? No, the Earth is under MY protection, Loki!

Loki: [laughs] And you're doing a marvelous job with that! The humans slaughter each other in droves, while you ideally threat. I mean to rule them. And why should I not?

Thor: You think yourself above them?

Loki: Well, yes.

Thor: Then you miss the truth of ruling, brother. A throne would suit you ill.

Loki: I've seen worlds you've never known about! I have grown, Odin's Son, in my exile! I have seen the true power of the Tesseract, and when I wield it...

Thor: Who showed you this power? Who controls the would-be-king?

Loki: I AM a king!

Thor: Not here! You give up the Tesseract! You give up this pointless dream!... You come home.

[pause]

Loki: ...I don't have it.

[Thor threatens Loki with his hammer]

Loki: You need the cube to bring me home, but I've sent it off, I know not where.

Thor: You listen well, brother. I...

[Thor is knocked off the mountain by Iron Man who tackles him in mid-flight]

Loki: I'm listening.

Tony Stark: [to Bruce Banner] You really have got a lid on it, haven't you? What's your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed?

The Other: The Chitauri grow restless.

Loki: Let them gird themselves. I will lead them into glorious battle.

The Other: Battle? Against the meager might of Earth?

Loki: Glorious, not lengthy. If your force is as formidable as you claim.

The Other: You question us? You question HIM? He, who put the scepter in your hand, who gave you ancient knowledge and new purpose when you were cast out, defeated?

Loki: I was a king, the rightful king of Asgard! Betrayed!

The Other: Your ambition is little, born of childish need. We look beyond the Earth to greater worlds the Tesseract will unveil.

Loki: You don't have the Tesseract yet. I don't threaten, but until I open the doors, until your force is mine to command, you are but words.

The Other: You will have your war, Asgardian. If you fail, if the Tesseract is kept from us, there will be no realm, no barren moon, no crevice where he can not find you. You think you know pain? He will make you long for something as sweet as pain.

Loki: What have I to fear?

Tony Stark: The Avengers. It's what we call ourselves, sort of like a team. "Earth's Mighiest Heroes" type thing.

Loki: Yes, I've met them.

Tony Stark: Yeah, takes us a while to get any traction, I'll give you that one. But let's do a head count here: your brother the demi-god; a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend; a man with breath-taking anger management issues; a couple of master assassins, and YOU, big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them.

Loki: That was the plan.

Tony Stark: Not a great plan. When they come, and they WILL, they'll come for you.

Loki: I have an army.

Tony Stark: We have a Hulk.

Loki: I thought the beast had wandered off...

Tony Stark: You're missing the point! There's no throne, there is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes and maybe it's too much for us but it's all on you. Because if we can't protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we'll avenge it!

[about Coulson's last stand]

Tony Stark: He was an idiot.

Steve Rogers: He was doing his job!

Tony Stark: For taking Loki alone, he was out of his league.

Steve Rogers: Is this the first time you've lost a soldier?

Tony Stark: WE ARE NOT SOLDIERS! I am not marching to Fury's fife!

Steve Rogers: Neither am I! He's got the same blood on his hands as Loki. Right now we've got to put that aside and get this done.

Loki: Your world in the balance, and you bargain for one man?

Natasha Romanoff: Regimes fall every day. I tend not to weep over that, I'm Russian... or was.

Loki: And what are you now?

Natasha Romanoff: It's really not that complicated. I've got red in my ledger, I'd like to wipe it out.

Loki: Can you? Can you wipe out that much red? Drakov's daughter, Sao Paulo, the hospital fire?... Barton told me everything. Your ledger is dripping, it's GUSHING red, and you think saving a man no more virtuous than yourself will change anything? This is the basest sentimentality. This is a child at prayer... PATHETIC! You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers. You pretend to be separate, to have your own code, something that makes up for the horrors. But they are a part of you, and they will never go away!... I won't touch Barton. Not until I make him kill you! Slowly, intimately, in every way he knows you fear! And then he'll wake just long enough to see his good work, and when he screams, I'll split his skull! This is MY bargain, you mewling quim!

Natasha Romanoff: [fearfully] You're a monster!

Loki: [laughing] Oh no, you brought the monster.

Natasha Romanoff: [back in normal state] So, Banner... that's your play.

Loki: What?

Natasha Romanoff: [on intercom] Loki means to unleash the Hulk. Keep Banner in the lab, I'm on my way. Send Thor as well.

Natasha Romanoff: [to Loki] Thank you for your cooperation.

[walks away]