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Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,425 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 4,153 - Follows: 4,133 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Ricochet by Strix 4 reviews
Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,883 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 2,796 - Follows: 2,697 - Updated: 4/21/2018 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Team Seven
Expendable Heroes by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Sasuke Uchiha could never quite understand how a boy two years his junior somehow managed to get into the academy and remain there despite dead-last status. Suffice to say, he's in for quite a shock when said little boy hands him his ass. And that, as they say, is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 121,759 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 3,846 - Follows: 4,262 - Updated: 12/2/2017 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 134,188 - Reviews: 4071 - Favs: 14,405 - Follows: 13,114 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
with roots that reach out (for the sea) by black.k.kat reviews
Part 3 of Akatsuki!Kiba. "So," Kiba asks, "what's with the asshole in the basement?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,192 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/29/2017 - [Deidara, Hidan] Kiba I. - Complete
Blood Sings by Fireun Feather reviews
For Namikaze Minato, Yondaime Hokage, the day started out like any other. But then Jiraiya walked into his office with a teen that could have been Minato's clone and that bore the name of his vanished lover. His day just got very, very interesting. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 134,599 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 5,169 - Follows: 5,521 - Updated: 1/19/2017 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Sage by Digitize27 reviews
When Naruto is given a gift considered legendary even in a world where walking on water is a daily occurrence for some, will it lead him on a path towards peace or will the consequences of said gift leave a hole in his heart too large to fill?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 511,296 - Reviews: 7342 - Favs: 9,672 - Follows: 6,928 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Fū, OC - Complete
Synchronicity by slexenskee reviews
Ever since the seal broke, Naruto's life has changed. He's been thrust into ANBU: he's starting to lose sight of which half is him and which half is his demon, he can't seem to find his way back to team seven, and he's been having these weird dreams - with a sky wrenched apart by a broken moon, a man with a staff, and a version of him with glowing, nine-tomoe eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 148,461 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 3,330 - Follows: 3,517 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Naruto U., Yugao U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Yamato
Welcome Home Bella Swan! by RealityShowJunky reviews
Bella Swan was the object of the Cullen and Hale's bullying from fifth-eighth grade. She's now nineteen and completely okay with the fact that her brain will never work like everyone else's. Once she meets her old 'friends' again what will happen? AH&OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 3/22/2016 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Making Arrangements by CrownsofLaurels reviews
It takes a Village to make a relationship-Or, at least, a bunch of over-reaching grumpy old farts, a military leader with a bit too much to drink, a nosy but well meaning kunoichi, eight ninken, and the power of youth. And a really cranky chakra monster with nine tails and a penchant for swearing. Kakashi/femNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 202,710 - Reviews: 1947 - Favs: 5,145 - Follows: 3,608 - Updated: 3/5/2016 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Naruko U. - Complete
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 3,947 - Follows: 2,655 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Signs by d'ihshtri reviews
Who said that Shinigami takes your life for his services? No one. Yondaime learned it the hard way the day Kyuubi attacked. A different turn of events! What if Naruto was raised by Madara? Additional notes: slight AU; No Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 232,538 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 2,368 - Follows: 2,157 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N., Madara U.
Sealed in a Coffin by Sodium Bicarb reviews
When the third member of Team 7 dies, the Council must beg Uzumaki Naruto to join it so that Team 7 can enter the Chuunin Exams. NO PAIRINGS. GEN. Chapter 5 and 6 have been fixed and are in their rightful place. :)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 88,745 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 3,658 - Follows: 3,906 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Tell Yourself by Princess Kitty1 reviews
They've survived the war. He's gained a heart. Now Ulquiorra and Orihime get to face their most interesting challenge yet: living together. A series of drabbles and interrelated one-shots in which shenanigans ensue.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 186,726 - Reviews: 3821 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 1,172 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2314 - Favs: 4,774 - Follows: 3,568 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Starting Small by njking24 reviews
Time travel is strange. Waking up in your body at age six is stranger. The smallest of people can create the biggest of changes, and a six year old Uzumaki Naruto while especially small, still has the mind of an adult meaning the changes he makes are bound to felt the world over.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,522 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 3,162 - Follows: 3,785 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Team Seven
Fate, Chaos and Plans by JJ1293 reviews
All Neji needed to do was suffer his teammate Lee for a little while longer before the Chūnin exams. In one world, he did just that. But in another world. In this world... One slip was all it took. A for want of a nail fic in which Neji's destructive pers
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Naruto U., Neji H., Shikamaru N.
Aerial Perspective by TokehGecko reviews
With nothing left to hold or protect, he could turn only one way. Back. To the one person who would never betray him. The one person that truly understood him... Himself. Timetravel Fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 172,701 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 1,949 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Naruto U.
Down the rivers of the windfall light by black.k.kat reviews
Left or right, forwards or back, there's always a choice. Obito chooses to return to Konoha, and the world rearranges itself from there. A series of non-chronological, interconnected shorts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,788 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 3/4/2014 - [Kakashi H., Obito U.] Minato N.
Destined by ichilover3 reviews
It's not the destination that matters, it's the journey- and the Konoha 9 are in for a wild ride. Sorta-sequel to Into the Future. Series of oneshots set in Futureverse. Multiple pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,619 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 3/28/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Shikamaru N., Temari] - Complete
Fair's fair by Solara Myles reviews
After the disastrous chunin exams it wasn't Sasuke that left the Hidden Leaf in search of power. Instead, Naruto, in a fit pain and rage after learning that Sasuke got all the credit, again, leaves the village vowing on his Ninja Way to never let Sasuke achieve his dream of killing his older brother. After all Sasuke stole his dream so it was only fair. Start from Konohamaru's POV
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 162,670 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4822 - Favs: 16,660 - Follows: 15,179 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Brown Eyes and Stalkerboy by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
"Who said I had a motive?" he asks."Why'd you ask me out, Stalkerboy?""That's simple," he shrugs turning to me. "I wanted to get into your pants."I don't think before I act. I punch the douche in his mouth. And he has the gall to look surprised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 34,095 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Perfection by Arynia reviews
AU: Orochimaru decides to create the perfect host by combining Akatsuki's abilities, and selects Naruto for the 'honour.' Sacrificed by the elders to appease Orochimaru, Naruto can become the greatest shinobi ever seen - or the ultimate monster.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 125,473 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 3,076 - Follows: 2,855 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Naruto U.
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2385 - Favs: 9,612 - Follows: 5,070 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Musings by Princess Kitty1 reviews
-AU- The continued misadventures of pianist Ulquiorra Schiffer, ex-prostitute Orihime Inoue, and the residents of the Las Noches apartment complex... A miniseries of long or short one-shots from the Muse-verse. -UlquiHime, GrimmNel, GinRan and More-
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,168 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Into the Future by ichilover3 reviews
As payment for their last mission, Team 8 receives a device that projects the future. Everyone but Shikamaru is eager to try it, as he is convinced that someone will be embarrassed. And, as usual, he is right. Multiple pairings. *Sequel up*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,015 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 3,790 - Follows: 1,329 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2605 - Favs: 5,617 - Follows: 5,353 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Beginnings by Rayneken reviews
Naruto was six years old when he met the man who changed his life. ...Now he's kind of just hoping he survives it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,685 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Teacup Tempest by Wingwyrm reviews
Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,800 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 5,747 - Follows: 1,557 - Published: 12/4/2010 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] Naruko U. - Complete
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2444 - Favs: 3,780 - Follows: 2,969 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
An Alternative Path by Zessei reviews
AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,997 - Reviews: 2232 - Favs: 3,376 - Follows: 3,341 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Annoying Game by Hic iacet Mori reviews
Naruto and Sai play a dangerous game to hone their shinobi skills. Their goal—to annoy their target enough to attack them both with their most powerful jutsu at maximum killing intent. Their next target—Konoha's number one recalcitrant Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,997 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sai
The Great Debate by myfreudianslip reviews
It all started, innocently enough, with a pair of jeans.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,343 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 80 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 3,571 - Follows: 1,067 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Nymph by SilverShine reviews
To her it is as natural as breathing. She wouldn't know how to keep men from adoring her, even if she tried. KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,412 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 3,463 - Follows: 772 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Lies by H.E. Gray reviews
It's nearly pathetic how easy it is to fool a village full of ninjas. Iruka lies so much that he can hardly remember the truth. ONESHOT, SLASH.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 155 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 4,134 - Follows: 837 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete