Once upon a time in a land where there roamed mighty, mighty cougars, a shrimpy hipster sat beside an auburn haired stranger. As fate would decree - mostly in the form of a group project - the hipster and the redhead became the best of platonic friends and together they survived the trials put forth by the evil professor of British Lit 203. Thus was born a lasting friendship in which the redhead wrote lots of stories and the hipster fondly, though stringently, proofread for bad grammar. The End.

So, yeah, I'm more interested in beta-ing stories than writing my own. I'm not that creative really but I like to think that my grammar-nazi mom taught me a few things that might help other people. Of course, that means I should probably apply for a beta...thingy...whatever. Mostly, I collab with FreshneverFrozen and either proof her stuff in person or just set back and giggle all manly-like when disaster strikes in-progress stories.

That is really the extent of my profile. My apologies.

Also, in an attempt to make myself warmer and cuddlier at my partner in crime's request here's some really useful information about yours truly:

OTP: What does this mean? Seriously, what?

Favorite Book: Anything but Mary Shelley's Frankenstien.

Favorite TV show: Dinosaurs (c. early 1990s) I still have my "not the mama" t-shirt to prove it.

Favorite Song: What does the fox say? (That is a joke)

Most hated NPC: Those *bleepity bleeping* tigers from PS 1 era Tomb Raider games.

Favorite NPC: That really hot guy from Tomb Raider Dark Angel

What universe would you most like to live in: Fresh said Star Wars so I'll go with that because someone has to babysit her. If it was Dragon Age, she could have at Alistair (whoever the hell he is; she tells me he's awful). I'd be too busy trying to figure out how to make a fricking toothbrush.