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Okay, so apparently this is needed, or at least my sister said I should. So here is some info about me.

I am sixteen and from Wales. I am asexual and aromantic, but still attempt lovey dovey scenes so if I fuck up I apologise. I curse a lot and can't really express how i feel without swearing. I am deaf and, yes, deaf people can listen to music. I love to write and read and do so frequently. I want to do psychology, health and social care and sociology at A level when I get to college which as of right now I can do (I literally have all the GCSEs needed to enter the courses already as I have done seven GCSEs and passed them all). I come from a big family and learnt from an early age that the weak do not survive.

Okay, so now things I like because apparently I became an IRL request fic writer.

List of fandoms
TV series:- Criminal Minds, CSI: Crime Scene Investigations, CSI Miami, CSI New York, NCIS, Cold Case, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit, How I Met Your Mother, Friends, Big Band Theory, Dr Who, Supernatural and BBC Sherlock. I also watch a shit-ton of anime, which I decided not to include as TV series.
Books/series:- Harry Potter, Divergent, Hunger Games, The Lord of the Ring, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Heroes of Olympus, The Kane Chronicles, Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard, The Maze Runner, Looking for Alaska, The Fault in Our Stars, An Abundance of Katherines, Paper Towns, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Mortal Instruments, The Infernal Devices, Fallen (Lauren Kate), and many more. Just ask if you have one you want to know about and I'll tell you if I have read it.

This is something a few people have asked for and, although I think it is weird, these are some of my favorite quotes:

Don't criticise someone's OTP. If they kill you, it's your fault. - Danisnotonfire I solemnly swear I am up to no good. - The Marauder's Map Mischief managed. - The Marauder's Map And at that moment, I swear we were infinite. - Charlie, The Perks of Being a Wallflower Maybe all the strings inside him broke. - Margo Roth Spiegelman, Paper Towns I do drink a lot of coffee and eat a lot of sour patch kids though, so I guess I'm kind of badass - AKA a summary of me by Matthew Gray Gubler Deafness isn't the opposite of hearing, it's the silence of full sound. - Mark Medhoff. Not my division. - Greg Lestrade, love of my life, BBC Sherlock Bob says hello. - Percy Jackson, Heroes of Olympus, House of Hades. THE FEELS IN THOSE THREE WORDS! I don't believe in pressure, fear or failure. Just smile, monsters and magic. - Matthew Gray Gubler, cutest. thing. ever. I just want to see the stars with you. - Troye Sivan, The Fault in Our Stars. (If you haven't seen this song check it out. It is beautiful) I meant when somebody says "I forbid it" that's usually a good sign its worth doing. - Sadie Kane, The Kane Chronicles. Existing and feeling wretched existence, consuming life-force til I grow distant. Don't bother searching for somebody like me, a fading no one. - Unravel, Tokyo Ghoul Theme song You may be deaf, but you are still a dick. - My mother, ten minutes ago when I insisted on reading her these quotes

All these quotes were written from memory, so if I fucked a few up sorry. They were also the first ones I thought of and, yes, I am a savant for random quotes.

Anyway, so read what I have written if you want and request fanfictions, which apparently is a thing I do IRL now, so yeah. Enjoy.

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The Tin Man's Lament by Nancie reviews
"A book?" She asked, taking the item out of the bag. "'The Narrative of John Smith'. Huh, I thought you didn't like literature, Doctor." "This book's different." "How so?" "…It just is." Reid/OC.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 223,035 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 1,403 - Updated: 9/9 - Published: 11/1/2014 - S. Reid, OC
Unchained Melody by NothingButThieves reviews
"A single sunbeam is enough to drive away many shadows" - St. Francis of Assisi "Nico nuzzled into Will's chest, listening to the steady beat of his heart, hoping that he never had to let go of William Solace." - Me. Just your average Solangelo Valentine's day fanfiction, although there is not Valentine's day in here... Rated T for language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,103 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Nico A., Will S.
Shadows of the day by NothingButThieves reviews
'Will may not have been the sun, but to Nico he was close enough' Solangelo fanfiction. Sorry, I really suck at these little summaries and yeah, I know its cheesy. Fluff, boyxboy. don't like, don't read. Title has nothing to do with fanfiction, but it is the name of one of my favorite Linkin Park song which reminds me of Solangelo. Rated T for language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,093 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 12/8/2014 - Nico A., Will S. - Complete
Kidnapped by NothingButThieves reviews
Annabeth has been kidnapped. But Percy will not rest until he finds her. After 3 years of searching will he find her, and what will become of them if he does? Percabeth, obviously. Rated T for language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,029 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete