Hello all! Welcome to my wonderful bio! I just graduated from high school, Woo hoo! And these are my stories:

Age: 17 (18 really really really soon! I'm so excited)

Likes: rain, ice cream, dogs, rats, good hair days, guys with good cologne, making fun of girls with fake&bake tans, confusing people, bubble wrap, the movie Amelie, shirts with funny sayings on them and the words mellifluous, blennophobia, and hippopotmonstrasesquapadaliaphobia, and in honor of my good friend Nathan: pants. (it really is funny word once you think about it.)

Dislikes: peas, the sound styrofoam makes when it squishes together, scratched cd's, boybands, people who don't use spellcheck, 90 degree or hotter weather, math, uncomfortable shoes, and busy signals.

Ships: Draco/Hermione or Draco/Ginny and occasionally a well done Harry/Hermione. Fics with Narcissa are usually very good too. I don't really like slash but a few authors can pull it off and I really don't like mindless fluff.

Sayings:
-Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?
-He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged!
-Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy
-who says the sky has loose morals, why can't it kiss the earth and the heavens? (from a story in my favorites list by The Labris)

Hope you enjoy my fics! I'm sorry it's been so long since I updated Better Off Friends. I got myself stuck and can't figure out where to go from there. If anyone has suggestions please review so I can hopefully finish up the story! Besides that,I'm brainstorming for a humor/parody with Harry. Hermione and Ginny always seem to rebel, what happens if he does? hmmm...