Ikebukuro seems to be in chaos. But there is no gang war or alien's attack (much to Celty's relief). Then 'why', you ask? Well, apparently it looks like a certain Information Broker appears to be gay. And now everybody loses their minds. Along with a certain Blond in Bartender's Outfit. What can possibly ensue from it?/ Shizaya, ratem M for language and future chapters.