Recently (June 2017) changed my username from ‘TheInsaneM’ to ‘nuke-squid’. I finally figured out what a reasonable username is for a budding ‘adult.’

My name is Meg, I am going into my senior year of high school, and I’m a semi-active user on fanfiction. I plan to join the Navy as a nuclear engineer, and no, I am not only choosing this because of Scotty. I live in the Northeast, and I plan on actually writing (edit: publishing) things here on this site.

I personally don’t care about flames because I know that my writing skills aren’t superb, but constructive criticism is very different.

Flame: “F*ck this story, your a sh*thead, you suck at writing”

Constructive Criticism: There are some items where your pacing is a little off, and you said the wrong ‘your’ - it should have been ‘you’re.’ In any case, I love the idea behind the story. Please keep writing!

Bye.

-Meg

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.

If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.

If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.

If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.

If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed

List twelve characters from one of your favorite books or TV shows, in no particular order

1) Harry Potter

2) Ron Weasley

3) Hermione Granger

4) Neville Longbottom

5) Luna Lovegood

6) Ginny Weasley

7) Remus Lupin

8) Sirius Black

9) George Weasley

10) Fred Weasley

11) Draco Malfoy

12) Dudley Dursley

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Ginny/Draco? Yes, actually, there was one… I am under the firm belief that I can ship anything if written well enough, so I liked the story

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Decently so. I think Neville deserves a lot more credit.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Mass hysteria

Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes, and nearly all of them are sad.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

No thank you. I’m not a big fan of incest, personally.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

It’s funny how it worked out that way, Luna with one of the twins. But in any case - no. Luna is a lesbian, and if she weren’t, no to the twins.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

Remus wouldn’t really say anything, except try to forget the horrifying image of Ron and Dudley making out and get either of them to tell Harry about their relationship.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Hermione has a mischievous side, encouraged by her friendship with Harry and Ron. What happens when Fred discovers it? How much trouble will she get him into?

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Yes. Fluff isn’t always romantic, and the fluff and angst Sirius and Harry have with the whole godfather/godson thing works. I’m sure there’s the romantic fluff, too.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

For Remus/Dudley? Maybe “I Did Wrong”

If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

About Sirius? Revolution, by

If you wrote a One/Five/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Harry/Luna/Dudley? Warning: Hurt/comfort with the eccentricities of Luna.

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A LONG time ago, actually. I’ll have to look into a Luna fic.

“(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

“(Harry) and (Remus) are in a happy relationship until (Remus) runs off with (Neville). (Harry), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (Draco) and a brief unhappy affair with (Dudley), then follows the wise advice of (Luna) and finds true love with (Hermione)."

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IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)

2. Put it on shuffle

3. Press play

4. For every question, type the song that's playing

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool... a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Fuck Up by Shane Dawson (Well, that sounds pretty accurate)

Waking Up: Fight Song by Rachel Platten (This might’ve fit better with the one a few ‘questions’ later)

First Day of School: We Know the Way by Lin-Manuel Miranda & Opetaia Foa’i (Moana) (I mean, it’s an interesting school, I guess… or it could just be describing what I would be singing as I walk into the school, which is accurate)

Falling in Love: Believer by Imagine Dragons (That is an abusive relationship and I’m not fond)

Fight Song: I’ll Make a Man Out of You from Mulan (This could be why the fight started)

Breaking Up: A Whole New World from Aladdin (I mean, my relationship was abusive, so I guess…)

Prom night: I’m Not that Girl by Idina Menzel (Wicked) (Goddamn, I just broke up and now I have the hots for someone in a relationship? Not cool, but accurate)

Life: Revolution by The Score (I mean, I suppose. It would be a better fight song, but yeah, that’s cool)

Mental Breakdown: Defying Gravity by Idina Menzel (Wicked) (I can see that, pretty decently. Not wonderfully, but decently)

Driving: Here I Go Again by Whitesnake (This would be a better ‘mental breakdown’ song, but driving right after a mental breakdown would also fit a lot, so…)

Flashback: I’m Still Here from Treasure Planet (This would be a very sad flashback)

Getting back together: Vanilla Twilight by Owl City (...I’ll take it)

Wedding: Unstoppable by The Score (This is a pretty badass wedding… taking place during a war, probably)

Birth of Child: He Mele No Lilo from Lilo and Stitch (I can see that, too)

Final Battle: The Run and Go by Twenty One Pilots (This would be less of a final battle scene and more of a shitty car chase scene, or a run-hide-n-seek scene)

Funeral Song: I Will Never Die by Delta Rae (That’s the best funeral song)Final Credits: How To Know A Girl’s a Lesbian by Ally Lynn (The theme of my movie would be revealed at the credits? Lame! This would be a falling-in-love song for me)