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Name: Carly

Location: Jupiter

Age: On Jupiter we don't keep track of age (but I'm in high school... so... yeah.)

Favorite Books: Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, Peter Pan, The Luxe, anything written by Meg Cabot, Hush Hush (Patch reminds me of Fang!), Alice in Wonderland, Beastly, Perfect Chemistry, Romeo and Juliet, I am Number Four, The Outsiders, Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Favorite Movies: BILLY ELLIOT!!!!!!!!, Pirates of the Caribbean (all four), Harry Potter (all eight), Peter Pan (2003, Cathy Rigby, Mary Martian, Walt Disney), Aladdin, The Lion King, The Producers, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Back to the Future (all three), Winnie the Pooh!, all Tim Burton movies, if it has Johnny Depp, Zac Efron, or Ashton Kutcher, chances are it's a good movie :)

Favorite TV Shows: THAT 70'S SHOW!!!!!!!, Degrassi, Glee, The Middle, Modern Family, Toddlers and Tiaras, What Not to Wear, Say Yes to the Dress, The Glee Project (I. Love. Damian!), America's Got Talent, Saved by the Bell

Favorite Youtubers: smosh, charlieissocoollike, Shane Dawson

Favorite Actors (Btw I really don't think that actress is a real word. I know it technically is, but really, we are all actors): Johnny Depp, Jeremy Sumpter, Ashton Kutcher, Zac Efron (even though I don't like HSM. He's Zefron! Come on! Zefron! 'Nuff said.), Mila Kunis, Alex Pettyfer (Not so much his acting as much as the fact that he's really supermegafoxyawesomehottt), Amy Poehler, Darren Criss, Damian McGinty, David Bologna, David Alvarez, Kiril Kulish, Trent Koalik, Julie Walters, Rupert Grint, James and Oliver Phelps, Ryan Cooley, Daniel Clark, Lauren Collins, Cassie Steele, Miriam McDonald, Amy Adams, Mike Lobel, Monro Chambers, Charlotte Arnold, Landon Liboiron, Ariana Grande, Graham Phillips, Allie Trimm, Eric Nelson, Elizabeth Gillies, Eamon Foley

Favorite Musicals: BILLY ELLIOT!!!!!!!!, Sweeney Todd, A Chorus Line, 13 the Musical, The Producers, The Book of Mormon (I haven't actually seen this one yet but I already know I'll love it), The Drowsy Chaperone, Peter Pan, Spamalot, Bye Bye Birdie, West Side Story, Sound of Music, Beauty and the Beast, Cinderella (Rogers and Hammerstein), How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying (same deal as Book of Mormon), White Christmas, Oklahoma, Little House on the Prairie, A Very Potter Musical (both, soon to be three!)

I have an extremely obsessive personality. I usually have one big obsession and a bazillion smaller ones. For the past two years my large obsession has been Peter Pan and now I've moved on to Billy Elliot! I absolutely LOVE it! Some smaller obsessions include Johnny Depp, Aladdin's hair, Fang, Fang's hair, Pirates of the Caribbean, Tim Burton, Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson, The Hunger Games, and many, many more! ( I just realized that this sounds like an advertisement. If you buy this obsession now, we'll throw in all of these minor obsessions for only half the price! But only if you call now!)

I am a HUGE theatre freak and my ultimate goal is to someday be on Broadway! Writing helps with acting, believe it or not, so hopefully I'll have something posted soon!

10 Weird Things About Me

1. I only listen to Broadway show tunes so I seriously will have no idea what you are talking about when it comes to current music

2. I wish I could live at Disney World and I'm in high school

3. I've only had one boyfriend ever and I don't think he counts

4. I used to read about 3 to 4 books a week until I discovered fanfiction

5. I know every single word to every single song in A Very Potter Musical (even the parts with dialogue)

6. During rehearsal when I bored instead of playing angry birds on my phone like a normal person, I knit... and I'm actually really good

7. I have the most old fashioned sense of style out of anyone I know. I really think I was supposed to be a 50's teenager, not a 10's (?) teenager

8. I am an extremely happy and content person (nothing very traumatic has ever happened to me (ex. death of someone close to me, parents getting divorced, medical issues. Heck! I've never even moved!)) and yet I love dark and dreary things, like Sweeney Todd and for some reason I think of Alice in Wonderland as very dark as well and I love anything that makes me cry (if I'm crying, that means it's good) while at the same time I love stuff like Disney and sparkles

9. My friends and I like to come up with really weird stories (when we get bored, we play this game where we sit in a circle and each say one word to form a story) and we come up with really weird things like a guy whose pet goldfish died and so he went to the pet store and found dogs with cat tails and dolphins who didn't like to swim in fire because it burned their stomachs. and Once my friend and I came up with a story about the Weasley twins and they got into a horrible branding accident and George hung Fred's arm up on a wall after he died and was all depressed and... I'm just gonna stop there.

10. I used to not have the greatest friends ever but it's really weird because all of my old friends have moved or transferred schools so I got a new start and now I have the best friends EVER! I just think it's so strange that literally ALL of them left. And now I couldn't be happier! That's mean... but it's true! if they were still here I never would have met my current friends.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God

If my life was a movie, this would be my soundtrack:

(You just put your iPod on shuffle and write down the songs in the order they play next to each part of the movie. For example, the first song that plays would be your opening credits, the next song would be waking up.)

Opening Credits: The Medallion Calls from Pirates of the Caribbean (Hahaha! That would be EPIC!)

Waking Up: Bad Bad News from 13 the Musical (...Nice wake up song... (sarcasm))

First Day At School: Shine from Billy Elliot the Musical

Falling In Love: Goin' Back to Hogwarts from A Very Potter Musical (I LOVE that song!!)

Fight Song: Impossible-It's Possible from Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella

Breaking Up: Circle of Life from the Lion King (That make ZERO sense! It's pretty funny though! Can't you just imagine it? *dramatically* I think we should break up... NANTS INGONYAMA BAGITHI BABA! SITHI UHHMM INGONYAMA!)

Prom night: Message From a Nightingale from the Drowsy Chaperone (Pretty much every song from that show is very annoyingly catchy except Show Off and Toledo Surprise)

Life: Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera

Mental Breakdown: A Little More Homework from 13 the Musical (haha! There's always a little more homework which DEFINITELY causes me freaquent mental breakdowns!)

Driving: Bad Romance the Glee Cast version

Flashback: this one was a song I recorded at my school pep rally of the percussion playing! I called it Awesome Battery (For those of you who aren't in band, battery are the drums that actually march. The percussion that doesn't march is called pit)

Getting back together: Juliet by LMNT

Wedding: Don't Rain On My Parade from Funny Girl

Birth of Child: One Jump Ahead from Aladdin

Final Battle: Joanna from Sweeney Todd

Funeral Song: Electricity from Billy Elliot the Musical

Final Credits: Expressing Yourself from Billy Elliot the Musical (This one is seriously perfect! It's my all time favorite song EVER!)

You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When...

1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.
2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming.
3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel.
4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari.
5. You claim you have wings. (now see I do/don't do that but one of my freinds do. Im the only one, besides my friend, that I know who gets the joke)
6. You drool when you hear the word 'Fang'.
7. You daydream about meeting the flock.
8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more.
9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect.
10. You study about birds.
11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal.
12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both.
13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking.
14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'.
15. You are counting down the days for the next book.
16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight.
17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser.
18. You hate dog crates.
19. You think scientists are evil.
20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's.
21. When you’re spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch.
22. You've found a new respect for blind people.
23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author.
24. You say 'U and An’ a lot.
25. You think you have a Voice like Max.
26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it.
27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR.
28. You know what 'Fax' is.
29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween.
30. You claim to have brain attacks.
31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them.
32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is.
33. You daydream of flying.
34. You love chocolate chip cookies.
35. You seriously felt like you were in the book.
36. If you want to become a writer because of MR
37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it.
38. If you love Fan-fiction.
39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride.
40. You want a talking dog.

16 things to do in Walmart.

1.Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2.Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3.Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4.Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5.Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
6.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7.When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8.Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9.While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10.Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11.In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13.When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
16. Stage a conversation with your shadow then when you walk through a shady area, scream that your friend is missing.

Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this! :p -.- ;)

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

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The Universe Hates Me by Bandgeekclarinet14 reviews
All human. Max and Fang have been best friends for years until the universe decides to play a cruel joke on them.Max's family are forced to move far away, but after 2 years she moves back. Will this bring up new feelings between to two or just unveil old ones they refused to acknowledged.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 88,271 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 2/6/2017 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
True Confessions of Star Crossed Lovers by Bandgeekclarinet14 reviews
Max went to an all girl school until some idiots blew it w she attends an all boys' school & starts falling for the guy she never thought she would. Only one problem,her over protective brother,how will this story end for these star-crossed lovers?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 126,544 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 2/4/2017 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Max, Fang
Growing Up by FlowerChild22 reviews
An all human fanfic. About going into the first year of high school. Fax will slowly be added throughout the story. Fang and Max are close friends since birth and after a long summer, finally are able to see each other but things have changed. Cliche. HIATUS.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 99,229 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Max, Fang
Cupid's Arrow by creatoroffiction reviews
Fang seems it all.The money, the looks,the one thing he thinks he can never have is his best friend Max. When she breaks up with her boyfriend and needs a place, she moves in. Can Fang finally have it all? Story alot better than it seems! FAX Please read!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 35,837 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Fang, Max
Project: Family by DemiSpy reviews
"Your assignment consists of being 'married' to your partner and 'adopting' a child from the orphanage for a week, making it the best week of his or her life." Mr. Henderson said. "Partners... Max with Fang." AU/AH Dunno why it's T. Complete. Edit Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,145 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Out of the Ordinary by book.junkie.1996 reviews
Fang is a surfer from Florida. Max is a cheerleader going to the Cheer Worlds in Orlando. Fang thinks cheerleading is a joke. Max doesn't see the appeal to surf constantly. Max is competing, Fang is training. What happens when they meet?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,596 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Max, Fang
Falling For The Enemy by ChrisyLikesToEatMangoes reviews
Fang Ravensmith moved away, Maximum Ride thought all her troubles fled away with him. That is, until he returns, looking better than ever, starting up the constant bickering and sarcastic comments again. But maybe, just maybe, Max has had enough.FAX,R&R.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,617 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Fang, Max
Sir, Yes, Sir by lavalamp29 reviews
Fang's dad is the head of the country's best boot camp. Fang wants to prove to his dad that he is the perfect son. The camp acquires the worst trouble maker, Max, and Fang is assigned to whip her into shape. Will he be able to tame Max? FAX! DUH!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,610 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Max, Fang
High School Ride by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
All human. Max and her mum and sister have moved to Arizona much to Max's dismay. She doesn't believe that Arizona will have anything to offer her, until she meets Nick Ride, Fang, and his friends and family who call themselves a 'Flock'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 262,365 - Reviews: 5018 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Max, Fang
The Return by FeelslikeFlying47 reviews
When Dr. M forces Max and Iggy on a harmless trip the beach with close family friends for the summer, things take an unexpected turn for the worse when a night out with Nudge pulls Max back into her dangerous past. No wings. Cowrite w AKA Captain Sarcasm
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,373 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Max, Fang
Welcoming the Heartache by makorrashenanigans reviews
Max and Fang are roommates, but they don't get along. What happens when Max starts dating another guy? And what happens when that said guy CHEATS on her? Guess which dark, handsome, young man decides to help her get back at the jerk who broke her heart?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Max, Fang
The Nanny by SallSall reviews
He's the guy everyone wants to know and get acquainted with; she's a girl desperate to finally spread her wings and leave home. He's dark, sexy, surprisingly sweet and single; she's fiesty, quick witted and complicated. She happens to apply for a certain job and lands it, not aware of the unexpected things that might accompany it. They're along for the ride no matter what happen
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,960 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Rules of the Game by book.junkie.1996 reviews
AH. Max is the star basketball player at her school, the senior expected to take the team all the way to State. Fang is the cocky senior basketball player at his school, also expected to go to State. The only problem? They go to rival schools.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,773 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Max, Fang
Strangers by stripedpolkadots reviews
The Flock has been separated and memories have been erased. The school is doing everything in their power to keep them apart, but one little mistake may cause things to get... out of hand. Will the flock remember? Or has the school won for good? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 124,832 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 6/15/2009
Neighborly Love by Nova Ride reviews
Max and Fang are next door neighbors who hate each other. But, among all the hatred are there feelings of love and lust? How will they discover those feelings if they are always going at each others throats? FAX! R&R please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,276 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
College Love by Nova Ride reviews
One-shot taking place after Neighborly Love.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 136 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
20 Questions by KaylaAnonymous reviews
The flocks away so Max desides it's time to make her move on Fang. What a better way then question questions? Two chapters. The second it better then the first in my opinion. Faxness. I might add more.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Max, Fang
Ambiguity by EpitomeOfCool reviews
When Max goes to College, the last thing she expects to find is her archenemy, Fang, in all of her classes. Will they ever get on? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,206 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Complete
Gallagher Academy, to the Max by Flying-Squirrelz reviews
Gallagher Girl/MR crossover. The flock guys go to Blackthorne, while the girls to to Gallagher. Then they have the Blackthorne/Gallagher exchange. What happens when they meet up again? Rated T. FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,123 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Max, Fang
Through the Eyes of a Servant by Shadowed White Rosebud reviews
When a tragedy occurs in Max's family, a job as a maid in Fang's household could be her only option. As she stays and falls for Fang, will they have the strength to stay together, with everything in their way? AU. FAX and Niggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,635 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Max, Fang
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