A few years after the War, George is in search of a flatmate. Coincidentally, Hermione's just kicked her out. Forced together, they have to see if they can live together without killing each other. Becoming friends? Now that's a laugh.

Hermione Granger has been plagued with a secret her entire life, and a certain red-haired Weasley won't stop until he finds out what it is, even if its revelation sends the fate of the entire wizarding world careening in an entirely new direction...

Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.