What's up?! Masaomi Kida here! The REAL one, not those account-tributing ones, which I found extremely flattering ladies, and guys of course. Anyways, my friend here told me about this website where my lovely fans pour their hearts content into the literate word 'till they're overbrewing with imagination and adoration. And me, being the thoughful star of Durarara!! just had to appeal to my fans. (By the way, hit me up if your single, ladies. Or guys in that case. I'm open-minded.)

Now, you're probably thinking, 'Almighty-Sex-God Kida, why in the world are you on here of all places to appeal to your fans?' Well, that's easy! Being on Fanfiction gives me two uplifts.

1) I can easily just look up some nice smut.

2) I'm just amazing like that.

Now. If you have any questions, yada yada, or, of course, a message you want to send to me to confess your undying love for me and how I'm utterly amazing and such, feel free to! I love my fans!

Okay, now what else should I say, hmm?~~

I'll proably write about my everday life as an amazing specimen of a human that the gods themselves worship! Most of them no doubt featuring my Moekado. -Wiggles eyebrows-