Look, fanpoodles, you need to stop. Karaoke fics are not funny. Neither are crackfics. Your Mary-Sues hurt my brain and I honestly do not give a shit if you're only thirteen. Big freakin' whoop. I'm thirteen, too, and I did not write as badly as you did when I was eleven.

Either learn the basic rules of grammar and canon or STFU.

That is all.

~ This public service announcement has been brought to you by Sister Vigilante of the Writers Against Fanpoodles Association. (WAFPA) Other members of WAFPA include my sister-in-sporking, Revolutionary Girl Suzue.