Maruaderettehide bio
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter. ATTENTION: AS OF TODAY, FEBUARY EIGHTTEENTH, DADDY DEAREST IS OFFICIALY ON HIATUS. SORRY TO ANYONE THAT READS IT. THE END OF SAID HIATUS IS YET TO HAVE BEEN DECIDED. SORRY AGAIN. Hullo loves, welcome to my profile. I'm a girl from the Illinios country side who likes her Coca-Cola with no ice and those little paper umbrellas. I'm also on fictionpress.com under the name Shut-Up-And-Kiss if you want to check out some of my original pieces. I copied my profile from there a tweaked it a bit to come up with this one. My interests include horror movies, cheap shoes, and bands of various genres. The song you'll most likely hear playing from my room is 'Putting On The Ritz'. Anywho, I think I'm done here. Ta, lovelings. |
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The Veela's Nest by Spiffy Squigglemink-mantra III reviews
Classic Draco and Harry are veela mates cliche. or is it!When the Ministry decides that Veela are an endangered species the couple must join the breeding program and save the Veela race!slash, DMHP, multiple mpreg,Oviposition,Re-Written for 2009.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,678 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Pineapple, Yum! Or, oh, Coconut! by Persephone-Granger reviews
The epic guttery love story of a boy named Draco, his naughty witch Hermione, and how an unassuming little lifesavingdevice shaped Muggle candy brought them together.The last chapter is in progress. : Or what I hope will be...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,571 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
If At First You Don’t Succeed… by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Try again. And again. And again. And yes, yet again. But of course, as they say, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. So that’s exactly what Harry Potter did. Lots of betting and a little slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 227 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
The Marauders' Papers by lupin-is-awsum reviews
Bits and pieces from the Marauder Era collected to understand what exactly happened at Hogwarts during the time of Remus Lupin, James Potter, Sirius Black, and Peter Pettigrew. Told entirely through notes, detention slips, homework, essays, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,341 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 11/24/2005
The bow by Alexander Hunter reviews
Remus has a red bow around his neck. Sirus thinks it's cute, fluffy slash. Rated to keep my ass safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Things will go my way by Jamee43 reviews
Harry and Draco became vampires on the same night. They are not to supriseingly each others mates. Hermione and Ron have gotten together but nobody knows. Bad news, good news, Death Eaters at Hogwarts.... this story has everything!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 62,249 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rain by KamquatBanana reviews
A short, rather pointless ficlet inspired by crummy weather and an obsessive need to puppyslash. RS and entirely AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Death Rejected by evil older sister reviews
AU as of the end of OOTP. Just a silly little drabble for all those in denial about the death of Sirius Black, slight slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Complete
A Year In Switzerland Edited Version by Mariann's reviews
AU Albus Dumbledore needs a place to keep Harry and Sirius safe the path leads abroad SBRL HPHG and others SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 295,791 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Fairytale Disaster by SilverWolf7007 reviews
“The general consensus in the Wizarding World was that Albus Dumbledore was completely off his rocker and that anyone he managed to conscript was pretty much doomed to humiliation in front of a large crowd…”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,107 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Manipulator of Destiny by Wheezy1 reviews
Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 175,185 - Reviews: 5715 - Favs: 10,123 - Follows: 3,412 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Talk to Me by rockgodsdoitbetter reviews
Remus tries to find out what has been bothering Sirius. RS. MWPP. Fluffy. Dialogue fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Pretty Little Secrets by sparkley-tangerine reviews
Veela!Harry fic with HarryDraco slash. Rating will go up in future chappies. Lily Potter wasn't what everyone thought she was. Becoming an Elemental Veela just might give Harry the power to defeat Voldemort forever and possibly fall in love in the process
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 148,061 - Reviews: 2604 - Favs: 5,186 - Follows: 1,616 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 5062 - Favs: 9,703 - Follows: 2,404 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
One Fine Morning by Hopeakaarme reviews
One fine morning, two creatures meet each other by the side of the Lake Hogwarts. Despite the deep bond they share, circumstances force them apart, leaving them to dream. Possible squick factor, NOT a humour fic! SLASH SnapeGiant Squid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Playing House by writerofictions reviews
Sirius and James are left alone with baby Harry. This can't possibly turn out good.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2005 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Phoenix Song by The Black Iris reviews
Troubled over the loss of his godfather, Sirius Black, Harry finds himself drowning in depression and fear until he gets a visitor with a gift even Harry would never have imagined...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 99,873 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 11/18/2005 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lesser of Two Evils: Year Two by lasaireigh reviews
Harry's second year at Hogwarts is shaping up to be even crazier than his first! (Contains possessed squeak toys, prank warfare, enchanted cheese, and boar music critics) Warning: Don't eat or drink while reading!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,636 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Harry P.
Living without Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, second in main Dangerverse, complete. Harry Potter, Hermione Granger–Lupin, and Draco Black were raised by the Marauders and their wives. Now they and their friend Ron Weasley are off to Hogwarts. Heaven help Hogwarts. Years 1 and 2, twisted canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 242,469 - Reviews: 2426 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Complete
Of Blood and Power by Dalyon reviews
AU Something happened to Harry the night Sirius died. Something that will help him achieve his goals, as he breaks free from Dumbledore and learns to wield the power that's his by right. Post OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,006 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 2,810 - Follows: 2,764 - Updated: 7/31/2005 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Harry P.
Lord Of The Guys by quiffed reviews
This is... Lord of the Flies, except with boysex instead of killing. A reality TV show, except with the Marauders instead of B-list celebrities. A WIP. And you get to vote on what happens next. It's just that cool.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,662 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Hanyou and Miko by TsucasaOfMeiji reviews
COMPLETE InuKag, some MirSan: Naraku is defeated, the jewel nearly complete. Questions come to rise within the group. What will Kagome do when the jewel is complete? What will InuYasha wish for? A new foe enters wanting Kagome's powers.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 125,036 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
If It Makes You Happy by quiffed reviews
Full to the brim with SiriusRemus UST, and chock-a-block with anecdotes about anal-retentive Pettigrews, giant singing wigs, Gringotts goblins on power trips - oh. And red double-decker buses. For the girl formerly known as Rachel, whose babies I may birt
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,707 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Embracing the Moon by Athena's Wiccan-wolf reviews
A little bit of everything here! Sirius and Remus explore the pains, laughs, pleasures and comfort of being in a relationship. Full Circle now at www.thesilversnitch.com
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 198,881 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 5/14/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Family Life by Mariann's reviews
Written before OotP - AU - Sirius lies low at Lupin and meets more people than he expects - Harry joins them for the summer before fifth year - SBRL slash - complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,505 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/14/2005 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Living with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, first in the main Dangerverse series, now complete. Lone wolf. Dream-seer. Bright child. Scarred child. Singer. Prisoner. Dancer child. Dragon child. Eight semi-ordinary people. One extraordinary family, and how they became one. Pre-Hogwarts story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 222,438 - Reviews: 3805 - Favs: 3,972 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
Blind Faith by xyvortex reviews
Blinded at the age of four Harry Potter struggles to have a normal life. On his eleventh birthday he finds out he can have anything but. please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,022 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 2,185 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 3/7/2005 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
The Difference a Letter Makes by Mariann's reviews
AU PoA - Third year - what could happen if Sirius Black had one moment of reason while trying to catch the Rat at Hogwarts? - SBRL slash - Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 65,405 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/7/2005 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Future Imperfect by Blood-Foxs-Revenge reviews
Harry is given the chance to change the past by reliving it. Takes place immedately after Fifth year. Au
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,243 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 3/3/2005 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Cupboard by Death's Daughter reviews
RemusSirius. Sirius gets terribly bored. Remus is made to suffer. They end up trapped in a cupboard for a good six hours. Cue abuse of bubblewrap, wrestling and lots of 'closet' jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
I Hate You by Alania Black reviews
Remus writes a letter to Sirius on the first anniversary of Lily and James' deaths. Mpreg, RLSB slash, angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Lesser of Two Evils: Year One by lasaireigh reviews
Harry Potter has a few tricks up his sleeve that Dumbledore and Voldemort will never see coming! (Warning: This fic includes possessed squeak toys. Don't drink anything while reading.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,434 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Harry P.
A Very Dursley Christmas by lasaireigh reviews
It's Christmas time, and Harry Potter's guardians have teamed up to give the Dursleys what's coming to them! Includes Jamaican flags, Bunny Foo-Foo, and Elvis impersonation! One-shot. Part of The Lesser of Two Evils series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Complete
Greater Inheritance by EverWinter reviews
Re-Edit. Over the last summer holidays, Harry discovers his heritage. He's Rich, Powerful, and now a Slytherin. But will people still trust him to vanquish the Dark Lord? HD Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,712 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Counting Stars by luxfling reviews
The Marauders visit Remus' home for the holidays. They meet his family-the good and bad. Christmas fever hits Sirius hard and wants to show his true feelings but finding it a bit difficult.. SxR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,352 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/18/2004 - Published: 5/26/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Short People by Evangeline Henri reviews
Sirius and Remus 'come out' to baby Harry. RSFQF first wave response. (SiriusRemus)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Pigtails by Persnickety reviews
“I am completely horrified right now,” Draco responded blandly. “And strangely intrigued...” The ever popular scenario: Veritaserum in the Potions Lab. Slash themes. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,809 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
TWO MINUTE FAN FICs by morgy reviews
TWO MINUTE FAN FICs come in all flavours, made especially for the sick minded, crazy and demented. NEW FLAVOURS !!!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,296 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 11/20/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Chance Encounter by Evangeline Henri reviews
Groceries, Malfoy style. Draco meets the ever-charming Sirius Black. Watch as the don't kill eachother, instead attempting to adjust to the ties that bind. You wish your in-laws were this cool. (h/d r/s slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2003 - Draco M., Sirius B.
The Rescue by Dragon Mistress reviews
Sirius & Remus go to save Harry from the Dursleys. There's only one problem - Siri and Remmie are drunk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/16/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Dog Star Over The Mountains by Evangeline Henri reviews
Coming home means coming back to problems left behind. Sirius returns, and he and Remus must face fourteen years of unresolved demons. (Remus/Sirius SLASH!) ::completed::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,067 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/12/2002 - Published: 11/29/2001 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Saga of the Red Dragons Order 1 by The Red Dragons Order reviews
FINISHED What does ol' Voldie get when he pisses off a special group of people? Big trouble. Please RR, flames welcome
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,607 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/9/2002 - Published: 12/28/2001 - Complete
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
Be Like That by Mina2 reviews
He spends his nights in California/Watching the stars on the big screen/Then he lies awake and wonders/Why can't that be me..... Yes, it's a songfic, but not what you might think.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2001
Californication {edited version] by Mina2 reviews
What happens when you feel life is just not worth living? Thoughts from our favorite philosopher...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2001
The Drummer Boy by HallieU reviews
The Sunday School Christmas play. Lily and James feature, and Harry makes his debut as Baby Jesus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2000
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Random Acts of Stupidity reviews
One day, while she should have been paying attention to her math teacher, a girl had an idea, she has now posted. May heaven, or whatever you believe in, save us all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 12/11/2006
Daddy Dearest reviews
Draco and Ginny have been lying to their daughter. When Alison discovers the truth she takes it hard. ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,052 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006
He Smelt Of Heat And Leather reviews
Draco likes to surprise Hermione. She likes it too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What Is Left reviews
The seqel to Solider Slighted and number two in a trilogy. Hermione answers the door, tears, blood, and laughter are quick to follow.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Solider Slighted reviews
After the final battle, Ron Weasley finds himself crippled and concidering suicide. But can finding a familiar name in a telephone book turn this depressed twenty four year old's life around?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Complete
Just A Name reviews
We all know the Boy Who Lived's name, but how did he get it? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
But He's My Idiot reviews
It's Remus and Sirius anniversary, and Sirius wants it to be special. Short, Fluffy, and Funny. Rated just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete