HedgeNinjahide bio
 Author has written 13 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, and Dragon Age. Random, possibly even semi-interesting information: I'm a Kiwi from New Zealand with a liking for reading (largely scifi/fantasy), pop culture and martial arts; possessed of an ability to memorise far too many quotes except when they're relevant to school/work, and driven to make bad puns whenever the chance comes along (Even when I have to drag that chance along kicking and screaming). "We must just Keep Buggering On" Sir Winston Churchill My current fic obsession which shows no sign of abating is all things Dragon Age. Series-in-progress is "If We Have Unearned Luck", featuring !snarky!male!warrior Cian Hawke/Varric. Content/ratings will vary, k'meme tempts me with shiny prompts and I frequently fail to add my Willpower dots or throw in a fate point or use my weighted dice when resisting. Pieces thus far in chronological order: Wintermass- set very early Act II A Well-punctuated Response- set very early Act III Stray Bolts- set immediately after A Well-punctuated Response |
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Never Have I Ever by Appleschnapple reviews
Drunken character exploration through a timeless drinking game. May contain little to no actual character exploration. M!Hawke/Anders.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,349 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Hawke (M), Anders - Complete
In Vino Varric by DreadNot reviews
Written in response to a request for happy drunk!Hawke on his birthday. Kisses for all!
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Hawke (M) - Complete
A Pound Of Potatoes And A Broken Nose by reddwarfaddict reviews
Why you should never take the Doctor grocery shopping. [Whump: Ten]
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2007 - 10th Doctor, Jackie T., Rose T. - Complete
A Miscellany of Drabbles by Shyaway reviews
Pirates of the Caribbean drabbles.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 5,183 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 3/17/2005
To the Depths by Power Optix reviews
Bootstrap is sinking down, down, ever further into the dark abyss. But he can’t die. Trapped in a world of pain, his only chance of escape lies with Davy Jones. . .
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,569 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - William T./Bootstrap Bill, Davy Jones
Seven Days is a Week by iamanundeadmonkey reviews
There are even spoilers in this summary. Jack is back, and he's furious with Elizabeth. When she's taken by Davy Jones, he is marked by the angry Lady Hel, and the only way to save himself is to save Elizabeth. And he's only got a week.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,884 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/10/2006 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Complete
Collide by Jupiter's Promise reviews
Jack and Will share a love of secret gestures and furtive kisses behind Elizabeth's back. How long can it go on before someone tires of the game and forces resolution? 'SLASH' JackWill, Turrow, whatever you want to call it. R&R&a bottle of rum. Ch4 up.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,073 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 8/5/2006
To the Ends of the Earth by TheseBrokenWings reviews
Slash! BarbossaxBootstrap. Bootstrap's POV of the movies,and beyond. Betrayed by his best friend and condemned to rot beneath the sea, first alone and then as a member of Davy Jones' crew,Bootstrap dreams about the man he has forgiven, despite everything.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,095 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 9/7/2006
Becoming Pirate by s.j. snodgrass reviews
Jack Sparrow was not always the pirate of today we know and love. This is a version of Jack's days working for the East India trading Company, and his becoming a pirate.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 7/31/2006
Could You Play Something Happier? by Power Optix reviews
Will Turner is 'coerced' by the crew of the Flying Dutchman, into asking Davy Jones to play a different tune.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Will T., Davy Jones - Complete
Bootstrap's Bootstraps by Ravenclaw42 reviews
A selection of 50 glimpses of Bootstrap Bill Turner's twice cursed life, each one sentence long. Done for a writing challenge.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: Back to the Black Pearl by Jomel10 reviews
Chapter 15 now up! Two years after COTBP, Will and Elizabeth are engaged and haven't seen Jack since he escaped. One day, they get a message that he needs their help. They set off, unaware this adventure will be more exciting then the last. Warning: Viole
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,502 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 2/1/2004
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Wintermass
M!Hawke/Varric fluff with a touch of bittersweet; and cookies. Set very early Act II, in the 'If We Have Unearned Luck' series.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Varric T., Hawke (M) - Complete
Stray Bolts reviews
Picking up the pieces after the events at Chateau Haine. Sequel to "A Well-punctuated Response", part of the "If We Have Unearned Luck" series. M!Hawke/Varric, see warnings inside.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,284 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Hawke (M), Varric T. - Complete
A Well punctuated Response reviews
MotA spoilers. Prosper's minions make Hawke pay for the trouble he and Tallis caused. When the companions arrive Varric is NOT HAPPY. He and Bianca proceed to deliver payback, interest rate: crippling. M!Hawke/Varric, kinkmeme prompted, see notes inside. Set early Act III in the "If We Have Unearned Luck" series.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,030 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Hawke (M), Varric T. - Complete
Darkness in the Maker's Light reviews
Direct sequal to 'For I have Sinned', Post DA2, M!Hawke. You can't hide forever; cover blown and captured, Hawke is at Sebastian's mercy and the prince will have the truth. One way or the other. Kmeme prompted darkfic, warnings inside.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,691 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Hawke (M), Sebastian V. - Complete
Fortified
A bored Hawke is a mischievous Hawke. Just a random piece of fluff ish . M!Hawke/Anders, probably K rated T for innuendo.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Hawke (M), Anders - Complete
For I have sinned reviews
*DA2 end spoilers* Everything's in ruins and Hawke wants out. On the run he finds refuge in Starkhaven, in the last place he would have wanted, but there's always a price when the truth comes to light. K'meme prompted, sequel will follow.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,824 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Hawke (M), Sebastian V. - Complete
Mirror, mirror reviews
Hawke and Justice have a...territorial dispute over a certain mage. Inspired by the 'mirror' prompt on kinkmeme. Contains smut, contains slash.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Hawke (M), Anders - Complete
Set in Stone reviews
How bad does a simple mission have to go for Fenris and Anders to work together? Worse than giant spiders apparently, and Hawke *hates* giant spiders. Contains caves, snark, mHawke whump and a little extra for the team.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,959 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Hawke (M), Fenris - Complete
Acquired Tastes reviews
Early days with a younger Captain Jack Sparrow and co. on the Black Pearl. Fun and games until it all went wrong, what was the story behind the highlights Gibbs told? T for language, impending violence.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,488 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/8/2006
Give Something Back reviews
An epilogue moment to PotC: At Worlds' End. Spoilers if you haven't seen the film. Two people with more in common than they think meet for the first and only time on the Pearl's decks.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/20/2008 - William T./Bootstrap Bill, J. Gibbs - Complete
The Pirate and Blacksmith reviews
Ahoy you lovers of scurvy doggeral! “The Owl and the PussyCat” PotC style, with a twist! A poetical filk with apologies to Edward Lear.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Complete
Voices in the Mist reviews
Resubmitted Set during PotC DMC, semisequel to Volunteer. Will is gone, Jones is furious. Someone's going to suffer. Hope can be a dangerous thing... Rated T for future chapters violence, language
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2006 - William T./Bootstrap Bill, Davy Jones - Complete
Volunteer reviews
Warning! DMC spoilers! Bootstrap's attempt to shield Will from punishment on the Dutchman goes badly wrong. Why? Because Davy Jones is a nasty critter. Rated T for violence, some language. Reviews, comments, flames welcomed.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete