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I SHIP: Percabeth (Percy Annabeth) Hartemis (Holly Artemis) Harmony (Harry Hermione) Amian (Amy Ian) Fax (Fang Max) Keelinn (KeenanAislinn) Katneeta (Katniss and Peeta) Sanubis (Sadie and Anubis)

About me: I am a daughter of Poseidon and Hope Cahill. I am an undercover Madrigal Agent (I am also next in line to be branch leader). I am the Summer Queen. I have four half- siblings : Amy, Dan, Percy, and Tyson. I live in District 12 but I spend most of my time during the summer at Camp Halfblood. I go to school at Hogwarts, and I am a shy bookworm. I am the first ever female Captain of the LEP Recon police force. I am 98% human and 2% avian. My best friends are: Harry, Ron, Foaly, Mulch, Artemis, Gale, Peeta, Percy, and Grover. My name is Holly Annabeth Hermione Maximum Sadie Aislinn Katniss Cahill. (I k-know what y-y-you're t-thinking, long name r-right? Wel-ll I didn't get to ch-chose it o-okay?) ... What? You think I'm kidding? Sometimes I wish I were. But hey thats me so, get used to it. ;)... You still don't belive me? Fine, fine- just be expecting very angry Cahills, Halfbloods, Human-Avian Hybrids, Wizards, and Fairies to show up at your door. Don't say you weren't warned...

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile)

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

3. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWAHAHAHAHA

4. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

5. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

6. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

7. WORLD DOMINATION! THE BEST reason!

Random Quotes which may or may not belong to people. Not trying to infringe on copyrights or whatever, but i can never remember where they come from.

Don't follow in my footsteps i walk into walls.

Consciousness- that confusing place between naps.

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Einstein

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. -Benjamin Franklin

Nine out of the ten voices in my head agree that I'm insane. The tenth is off chasing cars.

Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?

What ever doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger. Whatever doesn't kill ME, had better run like heck!

In a British University, a final exam question on Business was:"Define what risk is". The shortest answer ever at one word was :"This." The student handed the essay in and got 100.

Wherever I throw it, that’s where it belongs.

The voices in my head don’t like you.

If I can’t be a good example, I’ll just have to be a horrible warning.

Welcome to the dark side. Why are you surprised we lied about the cookies?

Organized is my middle name. Poorly is my first.

I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Gravity is the only law I feel compelled to obey.

" Good friends make sure you don't do stupid things. Best Friends not only do stupid things with you, they encourage you to do them." - Artemis's Rules by 2whitie

"If you studying the glass that carefully, you were a really nice person. He would be interrogating everyone, deciding who drank half of his glass." -Myles Fowl POV Artemis's Rules by 2whitie

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

Be yourself, no one can say you’re doing it wrong.

Growing old is inevitable growing up is optional.

I don’t have ADHD, I just… oh look! A bunny rabbit!

I have ADHS… Attention Defici… Hey! Shiny!

Every time I think I’ve hit rock bottom somebody hands me a shovel.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?!

Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room. Then the worms came….Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the the universe.”- Albert Einstein

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.

I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger… then it hit me.

Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish.

Your're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.

I’m out of my mind. Please leave a message.

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Laugh hysterically for no apparent reason, and they'll leave you alone.

Reality seems like a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.

I thought you were my knight in shining armor, but you turned out to be a loser in tinfoil. (or in foaly's case, a tinfoil hat :D)

Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," I don't think many people would be dead...

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird.

"It's always in the last place you look" Well DUH! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor". A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.

THE 6 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS OF LIFE

1) You cannot stick your tongue out of your mouth and look up at the ceiling at the same time.

2) All idiots after reading #1 will try it.

3) And then discover that #1 is a lie.

4) Your smiling now because you're an idiot.

5) You now will send this to another idiot.

6) And now there is a stupid smile on your face.

I had to put this up here, because i fall for them every time.

States to Ponder

1) Nothing sucks more than the minute your in an argument and you realize that you're wrong.

2) I totally take back all those times that I didn't want to take a nap when I was younger.

3) There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

4) How the Hell are you suppose to fold a fitted sheet?! Seriously, how!?

5) Was learning cursive really necessary?

6) Map Quest really needs to start giving directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my own neighborhood.

7) Bad decisions make really good stories.

8) You never know when it will strike, but there comes a time when you realize that you're just not going to get anything done.

9)Can we all agree just to ignore whatever comes after Blu-Ray. I would NOT like to have to start my collection over again.

10) I'm always slightly afraid when Word asks me if i want to save any changes to my 10 page research paper, I swear I didn't make any changes to.

11) I hate it when i miss a call by one ring (Hello? Hello), but when I immediately call back it rings 9 times then goes to voice mail. What did they do? Drop the phone and run away?

12) I keep some people's phone numbers just so I know who to ingore.

13) I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

14) I find that more often than not, I'll re-watch a a movie that I had watched as a little kid, and then I realize that I had no idea what the movie was about.

15) The only time I am happy to stop at a red light, is when I'm trying to finish a text.

16) How many times is it appropriate to ask "What," before you just nod and smile when you still don't have an idea what the other person is talking about?

17) There is no worse feeling than the millisecond that you are sure you're going to die after leaning to far back in your chair.

18) As a driver I hate pedestrians, as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

19) Sometimes, I look down at my watch three consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

20) Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in their pockets, finding their cell phone, or pinning the tail on the donkey- but I'd bet that everyone can find and push the snooze button from three feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

Read This:

[1] i need to tell you a secret, look at #5

[2] the answer is look at 11

[3] don't get mad look at 15

[4] calm down, don't get mad, look at 13

[5] first look at 2

[6] don't be that angry look at 12

[7] i have a very important message: hi.

[8] what i wanted to tell you is, THE ANSWER IS ON 14

[9] be patient look at 4

[10] this is the last time im going to do this. look at 7

[11] i hope your not mad when i say look at 6

[12] sorry look at 8

[13] don't get mad look at 10

[14] i don't know how to say this but look at 3

[15] you must really be mad, look at 9