If you've ever run into a door copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree copy this onto your profile.

If you're a Johan Andersen fangirl and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a Judai Yuki fangirl and proud of it, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever hit your nose on a glass window, copy and paste this into your profile.

Growing old isn't an option but growing up is. I opted out.

Always remember when a guy sweeps you off your feet; he's in the perfect position to drop you on your ass." -Some random genius.

"If you punch me again, I will bitch slap you."

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.

I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life?

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

"It's a lonely cold world. Get your arse a blanket and learn to stand alone."

“Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.”

Life, when I said that at least today couldn't have gotten any worse, that was a saying. Not a challenge.

Thank you Captain Oblivious. Shut up Lieutenant Sarcasm.

Awesome Quotes:

"I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight!"

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

"Go to hell!" "Been there, done that, got bored, came back."

"Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?" - Homer Simpson

"You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom."

"It's OK to kiss a fool, its OK to let a fool kiss you, but never let a kiss fool you!"

"If you do it you'll regret it, if you don't do it you'll regret it, either way you're going to regret it, you might as well just do it."

"Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself."-George Bernard Shaw

"If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it."-Jonathan winters

"If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts."-Albert Einsteintake

"I am thankful for laughters, except when milk comes out of my nose."-Woody Allen

"Got a problem with me? Solve it."-CHiKa-RoXy

"When life is not fair, you know that it is life." - Unknown

"I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive." -Unknown

"In the world of love and dating... I'm lost. Get me a GPS." -Unknown

"All is fair in love and war. Especially war" CHiKa-RoXy

"When life gives you lemons, turn them into apple juice and let the world wonder how the hell you did it." - Unknown

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it" - Unknown

"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before." -Unknown

"Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying." - Unknown

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer." - Doulas Adams

"When you see doors of opportunity, run up to them and pick the lock." -Unknown

"They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people." -Unknown

The problem with reality is a lack of background music.

I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas

When life gives you lemons, you squirt them in your enemies eyes

I didn't hit you I simply high fived your face! ;P

There are 3 kinds of people in this world...those who want things to happen, those who make things happen, and those who just wonder what the hell happened!

"Ashes-to-Ashes Dust-to-Dust, Life is short so Party We must!"