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Joined 08-20-13, id: 5039663, Profile Updated: 04-24-14
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Rise of the Guardians.

Hi hi!! I figured it was about time I started doing this. You'll notice that most of these will be quotes and stuff. If you don't like it then sorry. Deal. also, I know I should be updating changes, but I'm stuck! SORRY!!!!! Okay, so I'm in the seventh grade, I'm female, I love Harry Potter/ Cedric Diggory, Draco Malfoy, Lord Voldemort, Snape, you get the point. I'm also absolutely in love with Creature!Harry fics. I have my own community, please check it out. If you know any good stories, SEND THEM TO ME! IMPORTANT IF YOU HAVEN'T READ SILVER MAIDEN BY EBONY STARSTORM PLEASE DO!!!! IT'S SO AMAZING!!!!!!!!


Repost and tag if you agree with the final line:

TODAY I SAW A GIRL, With crazy-colored hair walking down the street. with a shirt that said, "Don't Judge." my friend tapped my shoulder, pointed at her, then started laughing. Then she turned around, the back of her shirt said, "I'm just having fun with my hair before chemo." She Gives Me Hope.


I'm a freak, a weirdo.

I'm an iNdIvIdUaL

And i'm freaking proud of it.

I dReAm, I write, I create.

And apparently I'm a complete and utter LoSeR for it.

I don't take crap from anyone.

Got something to say to me? Say it to my face.

Cause there's no point otherwise.

So Go AhEaD aNd HaTe On Me.

Insult me, ridicule me, try and take me down.

Cause I really don't care.

You've got NOTHING on a freak like Me.

(Copy and paste the paragraph above if you're a freak and proud of it. Originally by The ULTIMATE Catchphrase)


Here's to the crazy ones The misfits. The rebels. The trouble makers. The round heads in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules, and they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them. Disagree with them. Glorify, or vilify them. But the only thing you can't do, is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward, and while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see geniuses. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do.


93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, Bellawhitlock51,dragonsdeathangel, Razzledazzy, EvilGeniusBookWorm13, Lady Alice101, Eleos, The ULTIMATE Catchphrase,Littlemisspotterlover, aTurtleSaysMurdledurp


25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714,cyber-porygon, the aku dragon of light, PirateCaptainBo; Ski Bo, SilverFlameoftheWindScar, aTurtleSaysMurdledurp


If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.


now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

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mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that, copy and paste it into your profile.


You know you live in 2007 (2014 now) when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did


If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...


.••) .•) .•.•) .•)
(.• (.•
pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.


Girls Don't Realize These Things

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'


"Procrastination is an art form, best done tomorrow. Or maybe the day after that."


You're a 90's kid if:

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.

You collected all the Troll dolls

You remember a time before the WB.Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.

You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.

YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie

Carebears

Gak was the coolest stuff invented.

Lambchop's song never ended.

The old dollar bills.

You can finish this 'ice ice _'

You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"

You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!

You remember Highlight's magazine.

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .

Before MIKE JONES . . .

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

Before Spongebob . . .

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.

When gameboy was a brick.

You did MASH to figure out your future

When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.


Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your profile:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.


female come backs
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
GUYS REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"


Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this


If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or TV show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever cried when your favorite character in a book, movie, or TV show died, copy this onto your profile. (I cried when Fred, Sirius, and Remus died in Harry Potter.)

If you sometimes find yourself narrating your life as if you were writing a story, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you don't care when people make fun of you, but when someone makes fun of your friends you automatically think of numerous, painful ways to kill them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Do you know that the average American reads only three books a year? If you believe that it's not possible to read so little, copy this onto your profile. (I can read over that number in a DAY!)

If you get way too excited about certain books/movies/TV show episodes coming out, copy this onto your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this onto your profile.

If you are guilty of sometimes using a British accent, even if you're not British, copy this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you wished you could go to Hogwarts, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think being unique is better than being cool, you know the drill...copy and paste.

/\ /\ This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
(='.'=) into your profile to help him gain
(")_(") world domination.

If you cried when your eleventh birthday came and went without a Hogwarts letter, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think J.K. Rowling should write a series about the Marauders, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you will raise your child to believe Harry Potter is real, train an owl to bring him a fake Hogwarts letter, bring her/him to England and buy them fake supplies, and take them to Kings Cross JUST to laugh while they run into a brick wall, copy and paste this on your profile and add your name to the list. aTurtleSaysMurdledurp


You are special because your different, not a freak because you aren't normal.

Slightly paraphrased from Silverflameofthewindscar's Blood Mage Chapter 4.


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.


Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs.


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International Magical Cooperation (Two): Their True Friends by mindofemmette reviews
Now that their names have been drawn from the Goblet of Fire, Harry and Viktor must navigate their budding friendship from opposite sides of the competition, all while finding out which of the people in their lives are really their true friends. Will go through the first task, Yule Ball, and the winter holidays. Sequel to "International Magical Cooperation: To Make Friends".
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,001 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,575 - Follows: 1,870 - Updated: 3/28/2016 - Published: 3/8/2015 - Harry P., Viktor K.
Contorted Mind by NingyoKuro reviews
Cry's inner insanity finally decides to reveal itself. Now that his mind knows of its presence, he appears in every dream of his. Mad tries to tell him the 'truth' about how humanity acts, but Cry won't listen. Saying it's for the best, Mad continues trying to show him their horrid acts through his dreams. How much can Cry take? Will he eventually give in? Mad!CryxCry [Crycest]
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,416 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 9/15/2013 - ChaoticMonki
The Many Harry Potters of Little Hangleton by VivyPotter reviews
Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 112 - Words: 64,654 - Reviews: 2873 - Favs: 1,888 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
Arcane Academy by ame3565 reviews
With Sirius' recent death, Harry's summer has a hellish start. The Dursley's abuse turns deadly, and Dumbledore does nothing to save him. Will he survive for another year of school, and will he even want to go back to Hogwarts at all? Slash, M/M/M/M, OMC/Hary, m-preg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,546 - Reviews: 4232 - Favs: 8,326 - Follows: 8,177 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Harry P., OC
Reunion by The-Hogwarts-Phone-Box reviews
"You're supposed to be dead," she blurted out, tears beginning to furiously run down her face. Her accusation made Jack's chest tighten, but at the same time, he couldn't help but smile. "Nothing can kill me, little lady." Oneshot.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 74 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Jack Frost, Jack's sister - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 7,904 - Follows: 3,122 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Care of Magical Guardians by Tsumugi Hitomi reviews
Again, Irrelevant title. FrostCup. Students get a surprise in their Care of Magical Creatures. Will be editing more in the future when I am more awake and less sleepy. Goodnight. Fresh out of the typing. K due to implied stuff. Rise of the Potter Dragons. Forgive me for teh rushed plot and possible OOC-ness. Too sleepy to care.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Harry P., Rubeus H., Seamus F., Jack Frost - Complete
Fabulous Night by Lazay Woman reviews
A PewDieCry One-Shot I made for fun. Pewdiepie and Cry play Bloody Trap Land and suddenly things become a little heated up. Rated for swearing and some sexual content. It's mostly a fluff story, so fluffiness it is.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/26/2014 - [PewDiePie, ChaoticMonki] - Complete
Need You Now by Asagi Tsuki reviews
It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need you now
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 6,638 - Follows: 1,851 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Merman and An Incubus by Take Me To My Fragile Dreams reviews
It starts in a Jacuzzi, with an incubus. The antagonist is a merman and the plot involves elements like the rough edge of a table as a counterpoint to pleasure and being desperate to fuck. Dedicated to Paradox 2.0 and TheShhTiger
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Boys Who Lived by Shara Lunison reviews
COMPLETE! The Potter twins are attacked by Voldemort as children and somehow defeat him. But the Dark Lord is not dead and when he returns they will have to choose between light and dark. Or will they choose themselves? SLASH, soul-bonded twincest, threesome, rated M for later chapters. HP/OC, RW/DM/HG, SS/LV, SS/BC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 163,995 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Harry The Hufflepuff by Iron and Nickel reviews
My first fic. Utter crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Embrace of Wings by littlemisspotterlover reviews
ONE-SHOT... Harry is found crying in the dungeons about his mate, by non other than the potions master, but what happens when, in a rare lapse of kindness he decides to help the griffindoor speak to his mate. Elf!harry and Veela!draco... if i get enough positive feedback i might think about doing another part... co-written by Andraste Straton... one passing mention of mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,203 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Great Pooping Cat Ver1 by TAMBorange reviews
Harry Potter-Percy Jackson-Twilight crossover. Bella Swan was kidnapped by a mysterious villain who claimed himself as The Great Pooping Cat. Hilarity ensues, with Edward tearing through dimensions to save his life, while ending up with a group of powerful teenagers. Will they save Bella Swan? And what's with all those Nyan Cats and Naked Grandma? WARNING: Very very RANDOM...
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Edward - Complete
Superheroes Don't Use Hearing Aids! by Hornet394 reviews
From Wikipedia entry 'Clint Barton': Deaf Culture In 2012, the mother of 4 year old Anthony Smith contacted Marvel because her son wouldn't wear his hearing aid, as super heroes don't have to. Marvel responded with a custom comic book for Anthony and also pointed out that Hawkeye is deaf and uses hearing aids. What if this happened in real universe?
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Canadian Bacon by Verteidiger01 reviews
Matthew suddenly finds himself in an American supermarket with his brother when he feels the need to ask why American's call a particular product, Canadian bacon. Brotherly AmeCan, no Pairing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Domesticity by Scarlett Rogue reviews
Lestrade, Anderson and Donovan visit Sherlock's flat late at night to go over a big case. Little did they know, a sleepy Johnlock is a domestic Johnlock. Their behavior takes everyone by surprise. Sweet, funny, slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 119 - Published: 5/10/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
That Old Thing by prettyinsin-archieved reviews
George remembers fondly of how Fred said they'd be together forever at a wedding with a cheap plastic ring. Its memory is sweet, but Fred thinks he could do with a new one - twincest, slash, and so much fluff it could melt chocolate. Post OoTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Unity by freakingcrups reviews
For the prompt, 'The Beautiful Side of Evil.' Harry throws a party and the Slytherins are invited. Theo/Harry SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Theodore N., Harry P. - Complete
Purrsage by hikarinayoshi reviews
Professor McGonnagal is a cat animagus. harry Loves cats. What happens between them? based off of a funny dream i had once.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
The Wolf Pack Class by mistclan reviews
What would happen if Professor Lupin had to teach the Wolf pack from Twilight? Lupin POV
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Remus L., Paul - Complete
The Silence Helps Sometimes by xMissSalazar reviews
"Here he was, ogling another boy again. That was just his problem, he decided. Albus had absolutely no self control whatsoever. He was sure that being straight was possible, as nearly every guy he'd ever uttered a word to seemed to liked girls more than nearly everything else in life. Albus had simply lost the will power to try anymore. A/SS. Uber Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
A Better Solution by Grand Master Potter reviews
Voldemort realizes that a living Harry increases his chances at immortality. NonSlash, Eventual Dark Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,321 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
It's Not Easy Being Veela by Lineape reviews
Quite a day for Harry; he turns sixteen, gets a few gifts, and finds out he's a Veela... Wait, what? Watch as Harry struggles to beat the perspective suitors off with a bat. This isn't what you're expecting AT ALL. I guarantee it. HP/HG, Veela!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 125 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Homecoming by hpbrat2 reviews
A drabble I couldn't get out of my head. Jethro and Teddy welcome Harry home after nearly a year away on duty. I would love it if you should decide to R&R but I will not beg.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 81 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Heir of Two Worlds by G. L. Ash reviews
On that fateful Halloween night the Potter's didn't die, saved by some unknown force. Now Harry is growing up with his family but things start to get weird as harry and draco can hear each other's thoughts and Harry's other powers come up.H/D elf harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,546 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Protecting One's Enemies by SilverFlameoftheWindScar reviews
What if, in Third Year, Harry had helped Draco when Buckbeak clawed his arm? What if it had been Harry to keep Buckbeak from ever getting the death sentence? Creature!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,678 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 203 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Changes by space case x827x reviews
One shot. Post CotBP. Jack notices the changes in a certain blacksmithturnedpirate. Rated for language and undescrpitive JackWill slash.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
I Tauwght I Taw A Putty Tat by angeltread reviews
Harry, in a freak Potions mishap, is turned into a tiny kitten! To make matters worse, Malfoy’s been assigned task of caretaker! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,708 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 1,999 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Silver maiden by Ebony Starstorm reviews
Twenty years ago, a lonely Hogwart's student penned a set of poems. This is a selection of them. Who wrote them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006
Dark Lord in the house of the Rising Sun by Merlin-dcsa reviews
A firewhiskey fueled night of singing in the Gryffindor Common Room. Songfic to The Devil Went DOWN to Georgia.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
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Interview With the Characters reviews
Me interviewing characters from some of my favorite fandoms, RotG, HP, PJO, Hetalia, NCIS, Black Butler, Cars, Sherlock, Arrow, etc. Slash pairings galore!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2014
Random Crossover Story reviews
Sorry, I didn't know what to name this. Warning: Mary-Sue, super powerful OC, slash of the Valdangelo kind, etc. Basically, what goes on in my strange mind when I get bored. Please R&R! Love you guys!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/8/2014 - [Harry P., OC] [Leo V., Nico A.]
Tonks was a Hufflepuff
I constantly think of this every time I see this meme. Just figured I should get it out of my head while it lasted. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2014 - OC - Complete
Changes reviews
Harry Potter thought it was all over. He'd killed Voldemort and was back at Hogwarts for 8th year. But on his birthday, he came into his Inheritance, and now he has a mate. 3 guesses as to who it is, and the first two don't count. This is my first fanfiction, so please be nice. DM/HP Slash. No flames please. Rated T for later content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M.
Wail of a Banshee reviews
Girl who's part banshee goes to Hogwarts, finds her mate, screams for Harry's soul, you know, the usual way someone would spend their sixth year at Hogwarts. Mentions of Drarry, SLASH PEOPLE! Don't like it, don't read it, please. Not exactly emotionally stable here, people. Flamers are welcome, HOWEVER, please do not curse at me. It's rude. So there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [Draco M., Harry P.] OC
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