What do, Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy, Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini all have in common? They're all business partners in a daring venture to establish a stylish burlesque house in a little lane off the very proper Diagon Alley. However, this is only the tip of the iceberg.

Hermione's lost control of her magic because of Ron's abuse and flees to Hogwarts, while Severus is an empty shell after surviving the war which was supposed to claim his life. Warnings: OOC Ron, abuse, rape. Some of book 7 disregarded.

IN PROGRESS The night of the final task of the Triwizard Tournament, Snape returns from the newly-risen Voldemort to find Hermione Granger in his rooms. Together, they make plans to fight Voldemort and save the wizarding world. Eventual HG/SS, as little AU as possible, but more so as you get to the end, some OCs. Definitely EWE and HEA.

Hermione accidently witnesses something and her life changes forever. Canon compliant to book 6 then STRONG AU. Dominance/submission. SS-HG, LM-HG, DM-HG, CW-HG, light OC-HG. Other OC's involved as friends. Longer synopsis in first chapter. Book 1/3. COMPLETE!

The truth: Brilliant, educated and versatile people can also be ridiculous and obstinate. Hermione and Severus are in a battle to see which of them can be the most ridiculous and the most obstinate. We will have a ringside seat to watch the implosion and what comes after. AU/OOC/T.

The battle is over, but the war is just wrapping up. Hogwarts is in shambles, people are missing, and magic has gone haywire. Hermione thinks she can find the answers. But she'll need help, and it comes from an unusual obsession. HG/SS.

After a violent jolt into her magical maturation, Hermione finds out that she's blessed with a rare gift in the magical world: a soul mate. If only this revelation didn't threaten to endanger many lives and leave the outcome of the war hanging in the balance. *COMPLETE*

Hermione Granger is 2x divorced, 3x a mother, hiding a shameful secret, and falling apart. Severus Snape fell apart 10yrs ago when the war ended but self-imposed solitude is taking its toll. When she puts an anonymous ad in the Prophet offering "almost anything" for 10 Galleons an hour, Severus wonders if the insufferable know-it-all might be exactly what he needs...

Hermione stumbles across a special type of healing magic whilst hold up at Number 12 Grimmauld Place. Snape is there as well by order of the Ministry. While working to locate a new threat to the Wizarding World, the two of them manage to find a little happiness in each other's arms. One final mission will threaten to end everything they've found. - EWE - HEA - Mind the rating!

Ten years after the Final Battle, Harry and Hermione return to Hogwarts as professors. They must reform the Order of the Phoenix and the D.A. as a new enemy rises. But, some of their new friends have a surprising and dangerous secret. Now complete