JoeM007's profile

Yeah! I finally got my own pen name on Fanfiction, instead of uploading stories using my sister's account. It's time to talk about me!

Don't flame me or anything because, like my sister, I'm easily hurt. That and I am great at holding a grudge. I would like make friends with you instead of making enemies.

You can't say that your a "REAL anime fan" and call someone else (who you hate) that he/she are not a true anime fan even though he/she loves (or likes) anime. There is no bounderies for that. If you like anime, technically your an anime fan. If you say something like that, you are basically calling yourself a nerd who doesn't have a life (outside of an anime convention). So if someone says something like this to you, tell them to get a life.

I have new ideas for stories for you guys

Bring Me One Rufied Pina Colada

A story were Glen Quagmire from Family Guy goes to Tokyo, Japan (the Sailor Moon Tokyo) for vacation and meets the Sailor Scouts. May change rating to M in the future because of obvious reasons. Yet another Fanfiction title that is a pun on a country music song.

Come aboard (didn't found a good title yet, this is just temporary)

A nerd (who is not smart) takes a career test for career day and it says he would most likely become a ninja, a pirate, a bounty hunter, or the Teen Titan's assisstant. Ninja and bounty hunter were already filled up and he had a bad encounter with each member of the Teen Titans before they united. So the only thing left is a pirate and he ended up with the straw hat gang (or whatever they are called).

Another world turned upside down

The characters of Naruto now fill in the characters of Family Guy. (We will show it at the end of the "When the world turned upside down" series. That will be some chapter in the '20s or '30s.)

Ninja shadow day

A nerd (possibly the same as above) goes to a ninja shadow day because he signed up for it in his school. He and his group shadow newly graduated genin from the academy. He ends up with Naruto. If you don't know what a shadow day is, it is a day where a person goes to a different school and follows a person around to see how it is like in tht school and it can be done either individually or in a group (as in each peson in that group gets there own person).

Anti- Obesity Squad

Adam West decided to pass a law to end the obesity epidemic. He made it illegal to be fat or especially obese. He created a law force that captures all the obese and fat people in town. Peter and his kids hid for awhile and eventually got captured and sent to fat camp. This will be there tragic and funny story.

Welcome to Hogwarts

A nerd (based on me), whose parents are a witch and a ninja, has a choice to either go to Shuriken School (cause they are too poor to afford to send him to the Hidden Leaf Village ninja academy), Hogwarts, or Ouran High School. He chose Hogwarts and eventually got kicked out for variuos reasons.

Dirty Jobs

Mike Rowe does dirty jobs but instead he gets in the shows Naruto, Bleach, Mythbusters, and some other people. For example, he works as a tracker ninja in Naruto.

Me

Name: (call me JR)

Nicknames: mouse, squeegy, monkeyboy, Bodà, Mr. Bojangles, and many more! (I don't know how I got most of them.)

Age: 104 (on Youtube, but I won't tell you my real age) (Hint: It's over 13 years.)

School: SMR (good luck trying to find it)

DOB: November 15 (better known as Saint Albert the Great's feast day)

gender: male

Hair color: black

eye color: light brown

job: A crappy job working for my parents store and not getting paid.

Nationality: half-Filipino, half-German-American (Damn proud!)

Religion: Roman Catholic

Live: US (tehee us)

Fav food: pizza, General Tso, chilli, lumpia, taco, nacho, buffalo wings, spicy foods, hot sauce, crabs, shish kabobs, barbecue spare ribs, and many many more!

Least fav food: none really

Likes: anime, scifi, nerdy shows on Discovery Channel, blue, fire, explosives, etc.

Dislikes: people who are annoying, people who insult and flame other people, constructive criticism, people who are on my black list (there's a bunch of people on it.), Amerime (most of them), Chalkzone,fat kids, etc.

Personality: extremely shy, "socially retarded", great at holding a grudge, has vioces in my head that tells me to kill people (not really), lazy, a skinny glutton, etc.

Fav shows

Naruto

Family Guy

American Dad!

Mythbusters

Dirty Jobs

Ghosthunters (I know I'm a nerd)

Fullmetal Alchemist

Bleach

InuYasha (a bit)

Avatar: The Last Airbender (It's an ok show, but I'm not really into it.)

Teen Titans (another ok show)

The Simpsons

Bobobo-bobo-bo (Aw screw it, I don't even know how to spell the title)

Mail Call

A Haunting

Yu Yu Hakasho

Hamtaro (If only it wasn't cancelled.)

Code Lyoko (also a ok show)

Xialin Showdown (another ok show)

Robot Chicken (Mmmm...chicken)

Good Eats

House

Spongebob Squarepants

Fairy Oddparents

I know I like wierd, random shows.

Fav books, movies, etc

Harry Potter by J.K. Rowlings

Holes by Louis Sachar

Hatchet by Gary Paulsen

1984 by George Orwell

The Westing Game by Ellen Raskin

Fav couples

OC x OC and many more!

People I know

summer-loven-2 (my sister) (Fanfiction)

summerOloven (my sister again) (YouTube)

JoeM007 (me) (YouTube)

HouseRoolz (my friend) (YouTube)

AwesomeGaara (my internet pen pal) (YouTube)

And many more! (sort of)

External Links

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=JoeM007

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzQhh6MgPcs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7FGLtLiNFI

neat!

Things I learned from school

Spanish

I learned how important puntuation marks are in Spanish (and many other languages). Words can have the same letters in the same places and still mean completely different things because of the puntuation marks contained.

Examples

tilde (~), accent (')

Tengo catorce años.-I am fourteen years old. (literally I have 14 years)

Now we take out the tilde.

Tengo catorce anos. -I have fourteen anuses.

Now you know!!!!!!!

Physics

My physics teacher told us that if we dropped a penny off a sky scraper it will go at a velocity large enough that it will kill you.

Some kid and I replied that the Mythbusters "busted" that myth. The terminal velocity (top speed of an object when it is dropped and falling to the ground and it is caused by air resistanse and friction) of the penny is very fast, but not enough to kill you. It will hurt you really bad, but not kill you. Apparently, I am smarter than the teacher for once.

Algebra

We learned that math is used for shopping of all things. It is used for discounts and taxes.

Example

A $50 shirt (waste of money) has a discount of 10. We must used proportions for this.

x/50 = 10/100

100x/100 = 500/100

x= 5

$50 - 5= $45

Big woop! You saved 5 bucks.

Quotes

"There's a thin line between a liking to something and an obsession, apparantly I am on that line." -me

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage on Mythbusters

"(feels his face) Am I missing…an eyebrow?" -Adam Savage

"Jamie wants big boom" - Jamie Hynemane

"Do you received any e-mails from Mr. Foley?" - my dad RE: "Huh? Oh!... um...no." -me

"Would you call me sugar tits?" - some person who dubbed the trailer for Braveheart

"So,... what do you think of my daughter?" - same as above RE: "Sugar tits is quite a piece." - same as above

"Man is an animal that diddles, and there is no animal that diddles but man." - Edgar Allan Poe

"Although I don't believe in ghost, I've been afraid of them all my life." -Edgar Allan Poe (I think)

"I have great faith in fools- self confidence my friends call it" -Edgar Allan Poe

"Son, what are you doing?" -G4 RE:"I'm playing with my Wii." - also G4