Hello I am monkeygirl98 I like to write pirates of the caribbean and ed edd n eddy cross overs

My deviantART acount is monkeygirl98

Movies:Pirates of the caribbean 1,2,3,&4, The nightmare before christmas , Beatlejuice and anything Tim Burton!

Music: Evanescence,Korn,skillet,Brian 'head' Welch,The Smashing Pumpkins,Rob Zombie,Kiss,And allot more!

Shows:Ed,Edd,N Eddy,South Park,Family Guy,The Simpsons,American Dad,and allot more too much to name!

i am crazy and nuts Makeing fan fiction is my favorite pass time!

I have a couple stories to post i still need to get on that

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If I could I would take my moms car drive to Burger King steal the burgers and randomly throw them at people and scream "EAT THE BURGERS OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!"

To all who follows my 'how to annoy the potc cast' story,sorry to keep you waiting! I just have a BAD case of writers block it will be updated as soon as I can!
if any one has an idea for will turner please post it in the comments and if its k+ to T I will use it and give you the credit for it!

THEIR TAKEING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!!!!!!!!

things I write: I love to write humor so thats what I always write. I DON'T write slash(or read it). and I sometimes write friendship stories but i don't post them because their not that good (most of my stories are not that good really)

random facts about me: my favorite color is blue, I am a christian, I am a bad speller so everytime I write a story I swear one of these days my spell checker is going to yell "LEARN HOW TO SPELL!",most (if not all)of the music I listen to is metal, I am a big fan of evanescence,korn,and skillet!,and most of the time i wear combat boots. (yes i am insane...SO WHAT!? :D )

About my stories:

Ed and Davy jones work at mcdonalds: Its a cross over between ed, edd, n eddy and pirates of the caribbean where ed from ed, edd, n eddy and davy jones from pirates work at mcdonalds it makes no sense at all! but its my first story so please me nice about it.

how to annoy the potc cast!:its just ways to annoy our favorite pirate crew will turner will be up shortly im just under writers block right now if ANYBODY has ideas for anyone please PM me your ideas or put it in a review of the story but it must be from K-T.

the 12 days of pirate christmas: I got into a christmas spirt so I wrote this may be off-beat but it works :).

If you have ever pushed a door that said 'Pull', or the other way around, copy this in your profile.

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If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a sentence, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Captain Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, 'well duh that made perfect sense.' Copy this into your profile.

If you went to save Jack just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you got invited to the magnificent garden party, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you go around singing "I've got a jar of diiiirt, I've got a jar of diiiirt, and guess what's in it!", copy and paste this to your profile.

List twelve of your favorite characters, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1) Darth Vader

2) Bootstrap Bill Turner

3) Barbossa

4) Captain Jack Sparrow

5) Han Solo

6) Gibbs

7) Will turner

8) Luke Skywalker

9) Chewbacca

10) Jack the monkey

11) James Norrington

12) Davy Jones

1. Have you ever read a Five/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No,but it would be very weird

2. Do you think Four is hot? How .hot?

yeah but he's alot older than me lol.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Seven pregnant?

It would be weird yet funny.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes he's always with 5.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Probably not

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Han solo/ Chewbacca or Han solo/ Jack the monkey. both are to weird.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Eleven making out?

7 would either faint or throw up.

8. Is there any such thing as One/Nine fluff?

I don't think so.

9. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Will/Davy Jones Squid Love.

10. Does anyone on your friends list read Three hot?

I Don't think so.

11. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No.

12. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Bootstrap Bill Turner/Jack Sparrow/ Han Solo. Probably not .

13. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Darth Vader/Gibbs/Davy Jones T.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

yesterday.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (4) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

"Darth Vader and Will Tuner are in a happy relationship until Captain Jack Sparrow runs off with Will Tuner. Darth Vader, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with James Norrington and a brief unhappy affair with Gibbs, then follows the wise advice of Han Solo and finds true love with Barbossa. (not my type of story sorry)

18. What title would you give this fic?

"A Very Messed Up Love Story".

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If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

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YOUR BOY SIDE:

You love hoodies
You love jeans
Dogs are better then cats
It’s hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against a boys team
Shopping is torture
Sad movies suck.
You own/owned an XBOX.
You own/owned a Wii.
You played with Hot Wheels as a little kid.
At some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/owned a DS PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball hats
You used to/do collect football collector cards.
Baggy sweatpants are cool to wear all the way.
Its kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what other people think.
Sports are fun.
You talk with food in your mouth
You sleep at night with your socks on sometimes

TOTAL=18

YOUR GIRL SIDE

You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
You go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like going to town
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
You like wearing jewelry
You cried watching The Notebook.
You have worn dangly earrings
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the Star Wars movies.
You are/were in gymnastics.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
Sometimes you care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses.
You like wearing body spray
You wear flip flops.
You used to play with dolls as a kid.
You have put makeup on others.
You like being the star of almost everything.
You love shoe shopping.
Pink is one of your favorite colors.

TOTAL=12

PREP

You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister(I lived in the real one)
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
Total : 5

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
Total : 5

PUNK

You can skateboard
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total :5

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total : 4

EMO

You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence
You cry easily
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem
you think emo chicks/Guys are hot
Total : 6

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or alot
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance
Total : 1

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.(cuz im lazy)
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco
You wear band t-shirts.(all the time)
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance
hair has been died more than 1 color
Total: 3

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp