Halo:tree hundred

One day Moster Choof was old and crikey and needes oil with his armor. He remembred the dimes where he foht the covennt who were evil space alienz, Earth iaz free bezause he sabres the day he had fglash back and iut was liek TAT TAT bing bing BOOM BOOM ching

"Take covo"

"I need zo"

FUCK marines sayz and brutes came, they were big ane harry, Then 299 sportons came into Earth from a space shippy. The covenant gathrered up and went "wort blorg yard" and charghed the humans, Then were didiing from da spaortans and Master Chief took his ass rifle and was da shit and took out da elites cow peeple. He was doin a flip and thrw a spoker into brues head and it blow up.

Chief woke up from da flashnback and noticz he was old and rikey. He noticed outsize was bright and sunnny and baby humans wet and cows were being miled and then he sore alien shop and cried, and then fell asleep