Hellzgranny is a strange, tall person who likes abnormal weather and complaining about everything. She owns one extremely patient cat and spends much of her time drawing and writing about other people's characters. She has her own as well, but she keeps them in their own little website.
Her art and original writing can be seen at

She needs reviews to survive and maintain her youth, as she is over 3,000 years old. Without them her powers will wane and she will succumb to the dreaded writer's block.
Her grandchildren are an economy sized bazooka and a pencil case in the shape of a pair of jeans.