I am currently sixteen years of age, located in Louisiana in the U.S. of A. I am a slash/yaoi/mxm writer with a tendency to be a Grammar Nazi, so if you ever need a beta, send me a message or IM me on AIM at SillyxGodxDisco. Don't worry- I'm not a mean person. It'd be great if you said "hi" first, though. I love giving good criticism to writers with great potential, and I'd appreciate it if you'd do the same for me on my stories. "I loved it" is getting overused these days.

Musically, I'm pretty diverse- I listen to anything, almost. I'm picky about HipHop, Pop, and Country...but if it's good, I'll definitely listen to it. I'm a J-Rock lover to the core, so if you have any cool bands that you want to spread around, lemme know! Who knows, I might not have heard of them before.

My real person fiction is on my LJ - It's still in progress...but...It'll get there, eventually!

You'll find me lurking in the anime section, reading Renji/Ichigo fanfiction, or almost ANYTHING involving Yasutora (because he's just AMAZING like that). I'd also be lurking around the Smokin' Aces section on here if there was one. D: If you have written ANYTHING involving Darwin Tremor from Smoking Aces (not in a het pairing, please...or incestual), hit me up and I will love you FOR LIFE.

Pairings I adore (both real-person and fictional, slash and het)- Renji/Ichigo, Chad/Ichigo, Axel/Riku, Alucard/Seras, Pip/Seras, Alucard/Pip, Ruki/Aoi, Reita/Aoi, Ren/Nana, Nobu/Nana(Hachi), Mori/Haruhi, Kyoya/Haruhi, Aki/Shinji, YooChun/JunSu, JungHo/JaeJoong, and so many others.

If I review your story and it's obvious that I didn't like it...I will give you a reason why. Your punctuation sucks/is nonexistent? The flow is choppy? Your spelling is atrocious? Improper use of quotes/dialogue punctuation? I'll let you know in the most tactful way possible. I'm not the greatest when it comes to punctuation, but I know most of the time when a comma isn't supposed to be there or that it's totally unnecessary.

Three things in fiction irk me to death:

Improper capitalization- for example, "He Went To The Store To Get Apples." Strangely, I see that a lot. WHY do people capitalize every word or every other random word?

Blatantly improper punctuation and use of contractions- She said "Let me, be they're for here"
THERE IS A THING CALLED SPELL-CHECK! You can't possibly be so shameless when it comes to your work that you misspell words and expect GOOD REVIEWS!

If you can write a paper well...you can write a story.

OH. And if you ask me to read your fic using chatspeak like a moron, I will completely IGNORE YOU. If your fic has chatspeak that is not used within the story...like...if two characters aren't having a conversation via the internet that is supposed to be documented in the story...You can scratch me off your list of potential readers.

If you don't completely butcher the English language...I'd be happy to read your fiction. You write something in the pairings above? Send me a message or something letting me know that you have a story in that pairing- I'll give it a read and review it, hands down.

To all of my fellow lovers of proper language...I give each of you hugs and humongous cookies.