Hello, dear readers!

I'm going to attempt to accomplish what few have done before me: I'M GOING TO LEAVE A REVIEW OR A 'PM' AT EVERY LAST STORY I READ. EVERY ONE. As in EVERY CHAPTER of EVERY STORY. Wow, that was a lot of caps. Anyhoo, watch out world! My fingers are tingling, so let's get started!

(Yes, that was a very cheesy intro.)

I may or may not have any stories to submit--only time shall tell. ;)

SHIPS I LOVE:

Draco/Hermione: "Dramione" (I am so upset that Rowling staunchly refused to explore this territory. It would have been perfect!) Although, I must admit that fanfic Draco tends to be less cowardly and more sexy, suave, and smooth. What else could a girl want?

Tom Riddle Jr./Hermione: "Tomione" (What? He was hot back then! And smart! And witty! And, I refuse to believe he was born evil. That's just wrong.) And, fanfic Tom tends to be dark, yes, but also with at the very least a sliver of a heart and a chance at redemption. He's also got that whole "tall, dark, mysterious" on lock.

Harry/Hermione: "Harmony" (It's literally fodder for the sweetest, most heart-melting fanfics a girl can write. They are just too adorable together. And. I never understood why Hermione decided to marry a man with not even one-third of her smarts. What would their conversations be like? "Oh, honey, did you read the Quidditch statistics this morning? The Cannons got beat again, that's bad luck, there." "Um-hmm, that's nice, dear." Yup, that's scintillating conversation right there.

SHIPS I REALLY CAN'T STAND:

Ron/Hermione. Dry, boring, don't-know-why-it-even-exists.

Ginny/Draco. NO. N--just no.