okay so about me

(and I appologise in advance for the crap that I will probably end up posting on here in future that will make my page a mile long)

To sum it all up im a complete idiot and I love it ...mos of the time anyway because seeing as I have a whole heap of different personalities I can be a completely different person.

im happy i have a completely retarded sense of humour im random and im always on a sugar high

I'm a tomboy xD

and a complete clutz

My best freind is andi or ink-stained-sleves we have some sort of weirdly awesome brain connection meaning we know what eachother is thinking.. (no privacy!)

I hum along to the vacuum cleaner

Drink juice straight from the bottle (APPLE JUICE!!)

AND I NEVER STOP TALKING!!

People say that it is not where you are, but who you are with. Andie and I have proved that fact. 3:00 in the dark. Andie laying in my bathtub (fully clothed) Maths in the computer labs (Lolololol) Floating arround my pool. At the show on the ride saying very loudly that there were carnies there and Andie screaming loudly that the carnies could hear me and that they don't like being called carnies (I knew that) In the backyard of my old house while my lesbian parents were drunk. Hanging upside down from the school chairs. Daring Andie to run out of the room screaming "IM GUNNA BE SICK" insanely loud in the middle of math.Sitting in my Dad's loungeroom in the middle of my brother's sixteenth and raming eachother off my little brothers slotcar set. (also at Abel's sixteenth) putting our hands in the Ice meant for drinks to see who would chicken out first. Ice wars. laying in the supermarket aisle. Sitting on the army tank at the park and depositing money through some random hole and wishing for vaginas... Playing with a ouija board made from an art book, a shot glass, and a connecter texta in a ring of salt (PISS OFF GREG LET US TALK TO SOMEONE ELSE. board hog) Andie dancing semi naked arround my roon to the safety dance.

Ofcourse we are also well-known in the movie cinemas too. Paranormal activity(a horror movie) :got a bottle thrown at us for laughing. New moon: Edward: Marry me? Us: NO! SAY NO! DON'T DO IT!! Avatar: In the dramatic bit we turn to eachother and shout "NEVER FEAR, BATMAN IS HERE! and laugh loudly untill someone screams "SHUT UP" from across the cinema. Harry potter and the... *dumbledore dies* Me: "HAHA! You can see his nose hair!"...loudly.

If theres something worse than hating blood, it's hating blood and being completely clumsy and WALA! it's me!

I live to laugh I plan to die smiling or doing something completely reckless ...Or possibly some kind of really cool suicide that will get me on Tv

I beleive I was put here to annoy everybody as much as possible and thats what I'm doing!
starting with my maths teacher..

Of all my thousands of posessions I choose a photo to love.

And yes, yes I gave Andie aids, but only because she stole my virginity!

I have multiple personalities.

That is called a wall. but beware the wall is solid. yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me, for i have attempted this many times before.

BEST FRIENDS N FRIENDS *and uh..US!*

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

SOULTWINS: Know when you want to eat or force it onto you

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

SOULTWINS: Either ignore your parents or make fun of them behind thier backs

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

SOULTWINS: *Flashback* I DARE you to go kick that cop in the batteries! *end flashback*

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and herself in the process

SOULTWINS: will pick out saw then start screaming "no don't do it!" while cackling unncontrollably!

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

SOULTWINS: made you cry by hitting you in the boob cuz she thought it was funny

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the shit out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts your bestfriend

SOULTWINS: threaten to do some very unsanitary and painful things with his balls if he pisses her off or hurts you

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

SOULTWINS: will start histerically sobbing and screaming "WHAT? ARENT I GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!?"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

SOULTWINS: Are probably the loser that made you cry to start with

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

SOULTWINS:will help you make a sandwich...then proceed to eat it and scream "WHAT? I LIKE SANDWITCHES! DON'T JUDGE ME"

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -Bitch- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

SOULTWINS: go up to him and say "i'll give you a 10 second start before i kick you ass. 1.2..."

FRIENDS: write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Have you on speed dial

TWINSOULS: know EACHOTHERS numbers ...just not their own

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

SOULTWINS: smile and say "it's mine now"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

SOULTWINS: HAVE written a very embarrassing biography about your life...she wants to publish it...

FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

SOULTWINS:will sit with you just five metres from the original crowd and pull faces

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS:Would walk through the door and say,"IM HOME"

SOULTWINS: Dont use the door, they throw a brick through the window and say "what? I wanted an entrance"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

SOULTWINS: use the secret as blackmail (although they both know the other would never really tell the secret anyways) "give me the cookies or i WILL tell him!"

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass

SOULTWINS: go and fill his mailbox with milk and cerial, egg his house steal his garden gnomes, sprinkle rose petals all over his lawn, pop his cars tires, put fruit salad on his doorstep and spraypaint his cat.

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

SOULTWINS: just tell him to shut up every time he says something

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

SOULTWINS: drag you to school and scream "charf! charf! charf! charf!"

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

SOULTWINS: Dare you to walk into Mc Donalds wearing THE GEORGE DRESS with a garbage bag and tell them to fill it with nuggets

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" (don't ask you don't want to know)

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

SOULTWINS: Are running after you throwing pickles

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap.

(\I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it)

Just annother mention to my beautifull =) best freind Andie, because you changed my life forever. I would die without you.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm thin so i MUST be anorexic
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all I'm WICCAN I wear a pentacle, so I MUST worship satan
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST havea problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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