Robin Lynn Smithhide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter. Pottermore Nerd Stuff: Hogwarts House: Slytherin Ilvermorny House: Horned Serpent Wand: Hazel (which is weird, because I have Borderline Personality Disorder and very little emotional regulation) Dragon Heartstring 12.5 inches UnyieldingHonestly, if it weren't for the supposedly explosive effects of combining Cherry or Yew with a dragon heartstring core, I suspect I'd have one of those two woods. But given my lack of emotions control, I'm pretty sure just nobody should touch my wand. In my sister's words, my wand is a fucking nuke. Patronus: Hippogriff Shameless Self Advertising!!! I am also on fictionpress.com, with the same name as here (Robin Lynn Smith), so please, please, please go check out my original stories and not just my (absolutely terrible) fanfiction! And remember I love you all equally... except those of you who read my original work, I love you guys more equally than the others. Or if you know where that quote is from. Then you will be included in the more equal group as well. If you bothered to read this shit, you're one awesome motherfucker. Stay cool! Normal by it's own definition does not exist. If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and...is that a squirrel over there? Hi It's Kitty Smith visiting! Bye! Go bother Kitty. She's cool and has great stories. She also judges her monthly self worth on views from Russia. So get on that. |
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October by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
It is not paradox to rewrite history, in the breath of a single moment a universe blooms into existence as another path fades from view, Tom Riddle meets an aberration on the train to Hogwarts and the rest is in flux. AU, time travel, Death!Harry, Tom/Lily and Tom/Harry, not threesome
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 170,771 - Reviews: 2253 - Favs: 3,541 - Follows: 4,060 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 4/29/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Lily Evans P.]
Contractual Obligations by DobbyRocksSocks reviews
Voldemort proposes Marriage as a substitute to war. Yes, this story will be as ridiculous as it sounds. Please read the AN. Rated for language, rating may change later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,949 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 2/29/2016 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Dragon Chronicles 1: Muggle-Raised Champion by Stargon1 reviews
The day before Harry Potter was due to go to Hogwarts for the very first time, his aunt and uncle informed him that he wouldn't be going. Instead, he was sent to Stonewall High. Now, three years later, the Goblet of Fire has named him as a TriWizard Champion. What that means is anyone's guess, but to Harry, one thing is clear: he can finally get away from Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 122,333 - Reviews: 2271 - Favs: 5,847 - Follows: 5,127 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 11/11/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Too Deep by Professor SS19 reviews
Severus Snape is in too deep - Dumbledore knows it, Lord Voldemort knows it, and Harry Potter knows it. Severus' fate hangs in the balance between two masters and the demands they make of him. The limits of what he is willing to give will be tested - and his potential, his essence, his very soul, will be sacrificed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 22,445 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort, Albus D.
Birth of a Nightmare Man by Tiro reviews
Prequel to The Nightmare Man. How did Harry Potter become a feared lord from ancient times? Here we'll see the start of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 158,326 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 2,474 - Follows: 2,484 - Updated: 11/5/2018 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Dead Man Walking by Kitty Smith reviews
Harry's lived a long life. A good life. He's ready to go, but like all bureaucracies, Death's a little behind on their paperwork. He'll be fine in a temporary storage track, right? AU Epilogue-compliant WARNINGS: ineffective suicide(s), light gore, swearing, off-kilter humor, sort of dark!Harry, sort of time travel
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,952 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 1/6/2018 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Harry P., G. Ollivander
Falling by artemisgirl reviews
Pushed through the Veil, Hermione falls... and falls... and falls. There are people she can't remember here, who seem to know her, and she falls with them through the nothing. Here, in the Void... can she ever truly land?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,991 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 94 - Published: 9/21/2017 - [Hermione G., Regulus B.] Sirius B. - Complete
Quercus Robur by treacleteacups reviews
In the Forest of Dean, Hermione found herself. In the foyer of Malfoy Manor, she broke. Post-War, she's fighting for sanity. And a certain werewolf Snatcher decides to turn her world upside down. A retelling of Seventh Year. A bit of Ron bashing, strays wildly from canon & contains wordplay/embellishment/metaphors. Rated M for sexual content and dark/disturbing themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,599 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/7/2017 - Published: 9/2/2017 - [Hermione G., Scabior] Harry P. - Complete
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,240 - Reviews: 3374 - Favs: 6,052 - Follows: 7,604 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Last Lord of the Sun by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. When Albus Dumbledore visits Wool's Orphanage and sees the terror and rage in Tom Riddle, he decides he cannot leave the boy without a mentor. On the one hand, he may never make a Light wizard of him; on the other hand, he will keep him from going down the path of the Dark. Twoshot. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,972 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/13/2017 - Published: 7/12/2017 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
One (DRABBLE) by wannaberebel420 reviews
One thing can make a serious difference on the outcome of any event, or even someone's entire life. Voldemort realizes Harry is his Horcrux in the graveyard that night in 1995 and decides he best bring the boy with him, instead of allowing him to return to the one wizard who might have the capability to destroy him. (Rated M because Voldemort gets a tad vulgar at the end)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/8/2017 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Damnit, Hermione! by OriksGaming reviews
Harry returns to Gryffindor tower shortly after he and Malfoy escape not quite solitary confinement via Hermione . . . for the third time. Hermione's there waiting to hear how it went, and, though a bit exasperated, she's willing to explain her reasoning. Harry finds it less than satisfactory. [Not HPDM, though Ron and Hermione(along with everyone else) seem to believe it is]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/25/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
False Love by Crymson Ash reviews
Ginny Weasley wanted love. Tom Riddle just wanted a soul. Written for the first round of Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/6/2017 - Harry P., Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The First Bite by Mahawna reviews
The moon is full. The time is right. Tonight, there will be blood, and Fenrir knows exactly who is victim will be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2017 - Fenrir G. - Complete
Dark Wizards, Dark Wizards Everywhere by agentmoppet reviews
Seven years after the war, Harry Potter is feeling disillusioned with life. Partnered with Draco Malfoy, it is their job as elite Aurors to defeat dark and powerful witches and wizards. But what if there aren't any? What if all there is to life is a well filed tax return? ...Or what if they're wrong? EWE, HPDM Warnings: cutting(not depression - spell related) and drug use parallels
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,430 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/17/2016 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Subtleties That Make Mass Murderers Out of Otherwise Decent Beings by Shesreckless reviews
Fall of 1979. The Marauders have been out of Hogwarts for a year and have joined the Order. Dumbledore has a mission for Sirius: re-enter pure-blooded society and infiltrate Voldemort's inner circle. Dumbledore insists that any costs are an acceptable loss for the greater good of the cause. But once blood has been spilled, no amount of crying can wash the red from his guilty hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 83,501 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/1/2015 - Published: 4/28/2015 - Sirius B.
Mors by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
After the war ended everyone wore masks. They wanted to appear alright, even if they weren't. Harry was just one amongst many wearing a mask. It just so happened that he never stopped wearing his. Only now he was wearing one for a completely different reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 201 - Published: 7/29/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Angels With Scabbed Knees by FictionPanther reviews
Voldemort as bred the ultimate weapon. It is now Dracos job to find and break her in, Voldmorts daughter. A surprise turn happens when she actually joins and goes against the Order who saved and raised her. She has her reasons and nobody will believe the lengths she is willing to go to achieve her goals.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,459 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Draco M., OC
Harry Potter and the Really Bad Pick Up Lines by Belle A Lestrange reviews
GoF. The 'Potter Stinks' badges just aren't enough, Draco decides to get under Potter's skin throughout their 4th year with the cheesiest, most cringe-worthy pick up lines going. The only problem is, now Potter is playing along. And that's pretty damn hot! Dedicated to FanofBelleandEdward.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 72 - Published: 5/3/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
The Nightmare Man by Tiro reviews
In the depths of the Ministry, there is a cell for the world's most dangerous man… and he wants out. Read warnings. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 114,577 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 4,202 - Follows: 2,308 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Madness in the Black by fangirl.com reviews
Hermione has been chosen to head up a brand new department at the Ministry. With this honour comes pressure she doesn't think she can handle - but with her best friend Draco around, anythings possible right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 28,219 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 1/28/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Lost Chapters of Poisonous Blood (up for adoption) by Raicheda reviews
Harry has two guardians, venom and blood sealed in his scar binds them to him. dumbledore is clearly plotting something but fawkes isn't aware what. malfoy is getting more viscious year by year. ron gets zapped by sirius. remus gets pregnant. and voldermort is, wait whats with the nest? dumbledore, ron and mrs weasley bashing, T for now, i don't own Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,530 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort
Pedicabo Ego Vos by ImperialPepper reviews
"You shouldn't think he is too nice. Let me just say that. It is worth keeping an eye on old Severus Snape..." - J.K Rowling
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,351 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/22/2014 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
The Mad Scientist of Azkaban by Racke reviews
Pumpkins killing each other, extravagant masquerades in the honor of a merciless queen, abominations towards creation, and Dr Harry Potter. There's a lot of screaming coming from the Island of Azkaban tonight. WARNING! Crack, Horror, and gory imagery
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,287 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 388 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Chaos by JBean210 reviews
A sequel to Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres owns a global corporation that is poised and ready for the Singularity, or so it seems, until a journalist appears wanting to question Harry's motivations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 32 - Words: 243,520 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The Delano Chronicles by Dejaret reviews
After going to take the Test with him, Raistlin's childhood friend disappeared. The Conclave claimed he was dead, but Delano returned to Solace for the five year reunion, changed and powerful, a dark shell of his former self.
Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,287 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Raistlin
Shadow Graced by Ink and tea-leaves reviews
Set after Graceling. Po's brother, Skye, now has two children; a Graced daughter Maylin and not a Graced daughter Karla. But then at only 6 years old, Maylin vanishes, her Grace still unknown. 10 years later, a beautiful assasin comes to the royal court... NB: As this was written before Bitterblue came out, there are some obvious mistakes. Not being Kristen Cashore, I didn't know.
Seven Kingdoms Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,868 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Po
Pyro A Thieves' Tale by BadWolfFile reviews
A story set after the Keladry series, about a young street-mage named Pyro, and the current prince of the realm Prince Daniel, Roald's son. Rating is now M for naughty themes & some violence; they just can't keep their hands off each other.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,723 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 1/19/2008
When Daddy Isn't Really by Kitty Smith reviews
When the prophecy is spoken, Harry is sent to safety on the continent, where he is raised by his godfather, Sirius Black. Ten years later, the war ends at Neville's hand, and the Potters face reunion with the son they couldn't raise. AU slytherin!Harry later semi dark!Hp no pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,657 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Immaculate by Anna Scathach reviews
She had chosen carefully. Her plans were all laid out, prepared to the smallest detail, everything meticulously fleshed-out. Date, hour, moment. Everything. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Sadistic Intentions by Ms Shay X Pear reviews
Cruel Intentions done Harry Potter style. Set before the first wizarding war. When Bellatrix Black makes a bet with her cousin Sirius a dangerous game ensues. A wicked tale of love, seduction, revenge... and the most sadistic of intentions
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,193 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B.
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Memores Nomine reviews
Marvin Strange was a rather standard kid. And then came the Wizarding World. And if that couldn't throw anyone for a loop, Marvin isn't sure what else could. In a world full of new rules, (of which he's certain the government does not approve of, like randomly taking in children without telling anyone), he's just trying to keep up. *under revision*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,362 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/26/2017 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Draco M., Ginny W., Luna L., OC
Until the Day I Die reviews
Two sisters are introduced to a world of wonders- magic, pocket flames, golems, floating feathers, and mad old headmasters- and it's threatening to tear them apart. Follow them in their first year and see how the bonds of blood are strengthened- or broken
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 7/1/2011