'When a cold wind blows it chills you, chills you to the bone.

But there's nothing in nature that freezes your heart like years of being alone.

It paints you with indifference, like a lady paints with rouge.

But the worst of the worst. The most hated and cursed.

Is the one that they call Scrooge.'

To the above, I felt I should share my reasoning for my pseudonym. On the day I made this account I was struggling for a name, and I had recently rewatched one of my favourite films of my childhood: A Muppet's Christmas Carol.

Okay, here's the reason I'm doing this. Over the years, I've had plenty of sparks of inspiration to write fics, and I do so in my head weaving little stories and such and occasionally I begin to write these. Now One-shots aside, I have never finished a full length fic, and as such I haven't posted anything publically in three years. This account (which is not my original one, which I now use to read and review other people's work) is for posting some of these things, which I'm doing because my brain keeps nagging at me to do so.

I would make of note themes most often found in my work are dark, will contain sexual insinuation if not actually portraying it, most often I write lesbian or heterosexual couplings (as that is my preference, I neither read nor write M/M pairings except in background so don't ask), hard lives and not particularly great writing are to be expected. You'll probably find my style of writing and my capability changes from fic to fic, and this is because, like I said, they've all accumulated over time and I think I may have got a bit better at writing them. That's what I like to think anyway.

And furthermore, if something is rated M, it means it. I don't write 'smut' as such, however sex may at times work it's way into things as I think it is often a part of a character's development (I am one of many supporters for FF.net to allow the MA rating). So far I have only ever written one work which could be regarded as erotica, and I have no intentions of posting it here, perhaps on Adult-Fanfiction.org where it would be more at home, but I digress.

Long and short, I write shit when inspiration takes me, and that phase of writing only lasts as long as the inspiration, which can be a few days to a few weeks, at which point I'll stop and probably never pick up that fic again. The results of these bouts of inspiration are documented herein, to give me ease of mind. Enjoy I guess, and I'd appreciate any criticism on how to improve my writing. Note, a lot of the stuff I post will be in a half finished form, and may even just stop halfway through a chapter.

My greatest aim on here is to work the phrase: "Exit stage left, pursued by a Dalek' into a story.

"Always have a Hufflepuff guarding your back, a Ravenclaw doing your books, a Slytherin as your lawyer, and a Gryffindor as your attack dog."- Something I hope to work into a story I'm currently writing, and should hopefully be uploaded.

Oh and importantly, as this is all fanfiction under my account DISCLAIMER : I OWN NOTHING

Pet Peeve: If you leave a guest review, especially as anon/guest, with a question in it - especially "Will this be updated," - you will not receive an answer. I cannot reply to you, and I will not put anything in my already too long AN's unless it's important e.g. my discrete/discreet cock-up in CMM.

FURTHER DISCLAIMERS: As of 28/01/16, I'm going to state here the names of various authors whose work I read often and much of, and references to whom may (and likely will) appear often in my own work as I simply read so much fanfiction it tends to get ingrained in my head, and I forget where I grabbed one turn of phrase or the other. If you see something in one of my stories and think 'Hey, didn't 'X' make Daniel Granger an ex-SAS serviceman?' Then yes, it is a reference to Rorschach's Blot's works, etc. List as follows from the top of my head, and will likely be added to as I recall more, and pretty much all of these are people I think you should check out as well:

Rorschach's Blot, Diresquirrel, Nemesis13, Carnivorous Muffin, Silently Watches, Paladeus, Whitetigerwolf, Sprinter1988, Brainthief, White Squirrel, Philosphize, Useful Oxymoron, LadyDae, Elizabeth Carter, Morta's Priest.

And that's who I can remember of the top of my head. Like I said, this will probably be added to, and if you're someone whose work you think I've referenced, please do remind me as I'd like to give appropriate credit on this site where we're all creating fan works not just off of the original source material but off of each other (I tend to think of it as remixing remixes and covers.) Goes without saying I'm fine with anyone doing the same to me, although I don't think I have much worth referencing.

Edit 17/01/17: Haha, look at that, it's January and I totally held up my promi-ohwait. Yeah, I know I am half a year late updating Call Me Moriarty. I've been having real trouble writing at all (hence all the little one shots and stuff to try and get back into the flow), and additional problems having enough time to sit down and write anything. The next chapter has partially been written, but it just feels too abominably short to release as is, and disappointing as well. If I can't get any further, I'll release it at the end of January as is (or try to, at least). Beyond that? I don't know. I have practically no time to write, and the point at which I had major enthusiasm for the story, putting out 7000 words in a good afternoon are gone. So... I'll try to finish this one, but no promises - and I think the multitude of unfinished stories I uploaded here, and the countless others on my hard drive would not be encouraging.