Gender : girl... DUH

Age: 4, 657 :-) ... KIDDING!

Favorite books NOT IN ORDER!!

PJO ( YEAH!!)

Harry Potter ( awe)

Savvy ( I WISH THEY WOULD MAKE A SEQUEL ALREADY!!)

Avalon Web of magic ( awesomeness)

The ones im gonna write...

Pairs that i like

Percy and Annebeth ( WOO HOO!)

Katara and Aang ( ZUKO NEEDS MAI!!)

Sokka and... well... I CANT DECIDE!! Yue is awesome but SO IS SUKI!!

Zuko and Mai

Roxas and Namine

Sora and kairi

Adriane and Zach... i know shes just aliiiiiittttttttlllllllleeeeee soft for dragons...

Will and Matt

Caleb and Corneilia

Story what ifs

Avalon: what if a some new people came and aciddentally foud them out?

Kingdom hearts: what if kairi started to like Riku?

PJO: what if people ( Percys 'gang' went on a quest, to find a monster conrolling the minds of a bunch of Gods?

Harry Potter: what if some guy from AMERICA ( where IM from) came to hogwarts...

Avatar: what if Toph NEVER came!!

kingdom Hearts: what if Sora wasnt chosen... WAKKA WAS!! kidding!

W.I.T.C.H.: what if Ellion had a long -lost TWIN!!~

Kingdom Hearts: What if Riku discovered that being evil wasnt the answer AHEAD OF TIME!!

PJO: What if Thalia wasnt chosen to be a Huntress...

DONT WORRY!! YOU CAN MAKE STORIES OUT OF THESE!! I WONT SUE!!

You know youre writer if:( Dont worry... youre not the only one...

You talk to yourself alot.Seriously. alot.

You live off of sugar. literally.

You've ever stuck a big word into a sentence before a dumb word?... eh, he he... i just got burned. ( Ash AND Axel AND Taranee look around the corner...)

Your vacation is ruined because you forgot EVERYTHING , including your laptop, pencil(s), and ANY paper at home, and you got a REALLY GOOD idea...( never happened to me... one, i almost NEVER go on vacation, two, i have an IN GEINOUS writing mind... everything else i forget... ITS ALL YOURE FAULT MOM!!)

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. ( mostly because you can NEVER know what i put in my pockets...

You like to be REALLY random...( RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDDDDOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!) see what i mean?

You want to type one thing to someone, but then end up writing a novel. ( I CONFESS!!)

That short story your english teacher assigned you to write came out as a 300 page story compared to the 3 pages everyone else did...

You are very quiet... in fact, so quiet, you can barely hear YOURESELF!!

Youre jumpy when you ( finally ) get a 50 percent off cupon for Borders... I STILL get jumpy from ANYThing that can get me a trip to ANY book store! ( evil grin MUAH HA HA HA!!)

Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever felt stressed or find this really hilarious:

16 Ways to Relieve Stress:

1. Shove 20 marsh mellows up your nose and try sneezing them out.

2. Use your Master Card to pay off your Visa.

3. WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU TO HAVE A NICE DAY, TELL THEM THAT YOU HAVE OTHER
PLANS.

4. Make a TO-DO list of things that you have already done.

5. Put your little sister’s clothes on her backwards, and send her to
preschool as though nothing were wrong.

6. Fill your taxes out in Roman numerals as revenge against the government.

7. Draw underwear on the natives in National Geographic.

8. Pay your electric bill in pennies.

9. DRIVE TO WORK IN REVERSE.

10. Refresh your self: put your tongue on a cold steel guard-rail.

11. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it gets back to
you.

12. READ THE DICTIONARY UPSIDE DOWN AND LOOK FOR SECRET MESSAGES.

13. Bill your doctor for the time you spend in the waiting room.

14.write a short story using alphabet soup.

15. STARE AT PEOPLE THROUGH A FORK AND PRETEND THEY ARE IN JAIL.

16. Make up a language and ask people for directions.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

How to Be Annoying:

Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

Sing the Batman theme constantly.

Sew department store anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.

Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

Set alarms for random times.

Borrow someone’s easer, then when they ask for it back, throw it across the room, making sure it misses them, and shout “You sure cant catch!!”

In the middle of a long car trip, yell out, really loudly, “I need to pee’. To be even more annoying, do it just after you’ve left, or taken a pee break.

RANDOM FUNNINESS!

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe.

If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put this in your profile

Spread the Stupidity

Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America ...do we leave carsworth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage

Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America ... ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER ...

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why the sun lightens our hair,

but darkens our skin

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

I support the bunny!!

You know when you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you like to put these types of things in your profile, copy and paste to your profile.

If there are times that you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

My best friend is insane. If you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile. ( X 7

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile.

Girls are like
apples on trees. The best
ones are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach for
the good ones because they are afraid
of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they
just get the rotten apples from the ground
that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples
at the top think something is wrong with
them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right
boy to come along, the one
who's brave enough
to climb
all the way
to the top
of the tree.

()()
(0.0)
( _ )

Paste the bunny on your profile and join the dark side! (We have cookies!)

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Chloe

. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):Chlizzle ( This is stupid...)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Black Wolf ( I STILL HATE TWILLIGHT!!)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Joanne ( This is embarrassing) Jacob

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom/dad's maiden/ gentleman(?) name):Jacchwis ( I hate you Mom...)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Root Beer

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom/dad's maiden(er gentleman?)name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name,( He doesnt have one...) 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Hcjeth ( Maybe i just have a bad named Family... THAT STUPID PERSONALITY TEST WAS RIGHT! )

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Beth ( FINALLY! SOMETHING REASONABLE!!)

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets( I DONT HAVE A PET!!) ): Black ( shoot. IM CURSED!!)

11. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory) : Bronze eyepatch ( youre probably wondering " WHWT THE HECK WAS TEN!?" well... THATS TOP SECRET!!... sort of...

Funny quotes

"Got it memoerized?"~~Axel-Kingom Hearts 2

"Dance water dance!"~~Demyx-Kingom Hearts

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well I think guns help. I mean if you stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars, and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

Silence is golden... but shouting is fun!

How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?

Silence is golden... but shouting is fun!

Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls

The crazy people made me their leader, but then my mom took me away from the aslyum we were in...

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Follow the Spiders!"

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

moan "Why can't it be follow the butterfly's?!" Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (movie).

"Follow the yellow brick road!" Wizard of Oz!

Jack Sparrow: "Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest person you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you need to look out for. Because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... Stupid."

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is where you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favourite song plays. Crazy is where you do or say a totally random thing, like 'do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?' or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find I am a tough opponent). So if your crazy copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Its ither Roxas ( cutely giggleing ) or... shigh Riku...

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Namine

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Xeahnort... HES THE ONE WHO CREATED XEMNAS AND " ANSEM" AND HES A

LAME BRAIN ALL THREE WAYS!!

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

All of the Princesses of Heart, except Kairi.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

The World That never Was. :-0

6. Least Favorite World?

Atlantica in KH2. or the hundred acere wood. BOTH WAYS.

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

I would say... ALL RIKUS WEAPONS!! AWESOME DARKNESS!!

8. Least Favourite Weapon?

Marxuila... bursts out laughing

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

none

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

either Valor or Anti... DARKNESS!!

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Roxas and Namine... Sora and Kairi is just too... cute...

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

either same gender, or Axel and Larxene ( AXELS A LONER!!

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

okay... be ready to die in shock...

Roxas and Kairi

Axel and Larxene

Namine and Riku

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Demyx and Aerith

15. "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

Lets see...

the fact that you have to SING to actually BEAT URSULA i mean... THATS SOOOO STUPID!

The fact that Riku actually did all that evil stuff for kairi... if she knew... he would be sooo dead

the fact that Xemnas reminds me of how strange Star wars is by his weapons...

how you can get chests durring battle in the SECOND ONE and that you cant do it in the FIRST ONE

The fact that i couldnt fight the Trickmaster in the FIRST ONE without a freind DOING IT FOR ME... same for CLAYTON...

Gummi in NUMBER ONE

THE LIST GOES ON

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Riku. sigh

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory!

uh... i really dont know what that is...

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

Almost completely...

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

It really matters on if is a guy, or if hes just too girly to admitt he is.

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

no. saix is.

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Namine. i mean, Roxas and Olette never REALLY knew each other...

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

JUST CUT ME SOME SLACK HERE!! ITS NOT MY FAULT I LIVE IN A WORLD OF ON GOING BOOKS ,

VIDEO GAMES AND COMPUTERS OKAY, SO I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THE CHARACTERS ARE!

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

thing is, i havent played it... yet...

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Riku... i still have daydreams... sigh

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

I dont know, but its either Cloud, for my additude, Yuffie for my enthusiastic side,

Riku for my love of darkness, or Roxas... no one knows how...

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

i became obssessed

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as

shruggs

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

how Xaldin flinched when Belle elbowed him... also the fact of

how fun it was to make fun of Sora... one, he made a HUGE laugh when it came to him

and being FRIENDS with pooh, two, he ACTUALLY did Atlantica in number two... not to mention

how he was thinking of Kairi in Port Royal...

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Xaldin. or Xigbar. i hate the crap out of em

30. What was a good addition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

REACTION COMMANDS! SO AWESOME!

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence? Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia? Zexion

33. Riku or Roxas? Riku

34. Roxas or Sora? Roxas

35. Axel or Demyx? Axel

36. Kairi or Larxene? Kairi

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku? They both suck. no matter what the thingy above says.

38. Namixas or Namiku? Namixas

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku? Read above,same gender relationsips suck

40. SoKai or SoRiku? SoKai

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit? Paopu Friut

42. Cloud or Leon? Cloud. no hesitation

43. CloTi of Clerith? Clerith

44. Simple and Clean or My Sanctuary Sanctuary, even if about half of the lyrics are in japanese

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy character as well

uh... MAYBE Riku a leeeeeettttttlllllleeeeee bit...

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Let me see...

DREAM WORKS

PIXAR

harry potter I KNOW IM CRAZY

PJO ( and FYI, its Percy Jackson and the Olimpians to those who dont agree!

if it even COULD work out... AvAlon... maybe...

Avater the last Airbender

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

none

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?

358/2 Days

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2, the storyline is better and so is the gameplay. Drive forms! Reaction Commands!

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

Story, MOOGLES, outfits, MOOGLES, :-) , MOOGLES, sigh Riku, MOOGLES, weapons, MOOGLES!!

25 Ways to Tick Off a Harry Potter Fan(from mugglenet... GO MUGGLENET!!)

1. In casual conversation, constantly ask: "Now what was the name of that kid with the scar again?"

2. Anytime they bring up the books, close your ears and sing loudly - then tell them they're spoiling it for you (even if you have no intention of reading them).

3. Ask what "HP" stands for. ( not video game speaking...

4. When they begin to theorize, bluntly say "I think Harry is in cahoots with Voldemort and it's all just a huge publicity stunt."

5. Tell them you think the movies are better than the books.

6. Suggest they read the books on SparkNotes, because it's a lot faster.

7. Destroy any and all of their delusions that magic really exists and that they'll someday find Hogwarts.

8. Point and laugh unnecessarily loudly when they tell you how many times they've read each book.

9. Any time they mention JK Rowling, mention that you think she should just retire immediately. ( i dont agree...

10. Steal their wizard robes.

11. Wash off their lightning bolt tattoo.

12. Steal the dust jacket to their books.

13. Ask to borrow one of the books and return it with scribbles and notes alluding to the death of Harry.

14. Pronounce all of the character's names wrong, no matter how easy they are or how many times you've been corrected.

15. Offer to edit their fanfic, then re-write it to be about a delusional person who is convinced a book about magic is real.

16. Go on and on about how unrealistic all of it is.

17. Offer to mail a letter to Hogwarts, and really mail it to a shrink.

18. Draw mustaches on their Harry Potter posters.

19. When they start ranting and raving about the books/movies, say "That's nice!" in the same tone used to talk to a child.

20. Use logic to disprove all of the plot lines in the books.

21. Plant a snake in their room and laugh at their frustration when they can't communicate with it.

22. Write hate mail to JK Rowling, providing your friend's name and address.

23. Misquote the books as often as possible.

24. Try to convince them that Voldemort is really the good guy and the book is told from Harry's point of view - which is the only reason he comes off looking good.

25. When they start to retell a part of one of the books, say "Oh, yeah, and remember when..." - then completely make something up.

15 Ways to Infuriate, Exasperate, or Generally Get On Hermione Granger's Bad Side

1. Tell her Ron proposed to Lavender in Madam Puddifoot's.

2. Tell her McGonagall said that her overall OWL results would have been a T, but they decided that would have been an insult to trolls.

3. Frequently inquire as to why she is wasting time knitting all those woolly bladders and leaving them lying around the common room.

4. When you ask why she's angry with Pansy Parkinson, and she tells you it's because Pansy just compared her to a chipmunk, act confused and say:"But why are you so upset? I thought you valued honesty in others?"

5. Whenever something in Hogwarts isn't working properly, say loudly:'I reckon it's those stupid house elves' fault. Dumbledore's much too soft with them...'

6. Say to her: "You remind me of a movie star." When she beams at you, say: "Yes, it's incredibly hard to find somebody who looks like Bugs Bunny, but with those front teeth of yours you're the spitting image of him."

7. Inform her you've just read Rita Skeeter's article about her and Harry and Krum. Tell her she's not worthy of either boy and that 'Harry Potter has had to endure enough tragedy without having a scarlet woman rip his heart out.'

8. Tell her that when Harry and Ron ran into the bathroom to rescue her from the mountain troll, they had to pause for a moment to figure out which one was the troll and which one was Hermione.

9. Constantly try to solve the mysteries of Hogwarts by saying: 'It's obvious, isn't it? As soon as he heard Dumbledore coming towards him, he must have disapparated out of Hogwarts!'

10. In lessons, always answer questions by heavily misquoting Hermione's favourite textbooks, using her exact know-it-all tone of voice. When the teacher tells you that you're incorrect, state that it's not your fault because you were only saying what Hermione said.

11. Take a leaf out of Ron's book and imitate her bouncing up and down in her chair trying to answer a question.

12. After Slughorn's Christmas party, say to her,'Hermione, Cormac's been looking all over for you'-every day for three weeks.

13. After Gryffindor Quidditch try outs in sixth year, follow her around saying loudly, 'Hey prefect! Confunded anyone lately?

14. Quote Malfoy. 'Who blacked your eye, Granger? I want to send them flowers.'

15. When given a mountain of homework, sigh and say in a squeaky house-elf sounding voice:'No sick days. No payment. No job satisfaction. So much work we has,miss.

You Know You're Too Big of a Fan When...

You mutter nonsense Latin words under your breath.

You call your least favorite teacher Snape.

Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and you run outside looking for an owl.

You actually ask for a broom for Christmas.

You mutter "lumos" under your breath every time you turn on a flashlight.

You sort everyone you meet into the four Hogwarts houses (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin).

You were burned when you couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.

You had to go to the hospital after you broke your nose running headfirst into the wall between platforms nine and ten.

The wand order mistake in GoF drove you crazy, and even after it was "corrected" you still came up with dozens of theories to explain why that happened.

You point at normal things like parking meters and say "Look at the things these Muggles dream up!"

You collect plugs.

You try on every piece of silvery fabric your mom has to see if you turn invisible.

Before getting up to get something, you always try to summon it first. Accio TV remote!

You watched "Love, Actually" because two minor Harry Potter actors were in it.

You were reduced to tears when you finally had Book 5 in your hands.

You refer to your Chemistry class as Potions.

You spend hours tapping bricks in special orders, hoping that a secret entrance to Diagon Alley will appear.

When playing chess, you yell orders to the chess players and get upset when they don't move.

You yell into the "fellytone."

You get emotional every time you hear "Hedwig's Theme".

You say "wicked" all the time because Rupert Grint does.

You get thoroughly overexcited every time you see a word somewhere that is distantly linked with HP (ie. Saint Hedwig's).

You name all of your pets after HP characters.

You get into heated arguments over how much gel Tom Felton had in his hair in the first two movies.

You know that Harry's birthday is July 31, 1980, Hermione's birthday is September 19, 1979 and Ron's birthday is March 1, 1980 even though it was never said in the books.

You refer to Voldemort as "You-Know-Who", and no one has any idea who you're talking about.

You went out and bought the latest editition of the Webster's Dictionary because they added the word "Muggle".

You were kicked out of the movie theater for standing on your chair, throwing your shoe at the screen and yelling "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!"

You count the days until you're old enough for your Apparation license, and everyone else thinks you're talking about driving.

Your free time on the computer is spent constantly refreshing your favorite Harry Potter news site (MuggleNet, of course), hoping for an upda

120 Ways to Agitate Someone Who Doesn't Like Harry Potter

1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from you (Example: When in a car or an elevator). If you don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and Christmas and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their favorite song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox with Harry Potter related e-mail and make sure the subjects are misleading.

9. Start singing a Sorting Hat song at random moments, pretend to forget what comes next, and ask if they know in a very loud voice.

10. Make them play Quidditch with you.

11. Give all of their friends Harry Potter related nicknames and act mortally offended when they don't know the history of their character.

12. Change your name to that of a Harry Potter character and start screaming when they don't address you as such in public.

13. Always speak with a British accent - especially if you aren't from the UK.

14. Refer to real places by Harry Potter names.

15. ...throw a fit if others don't use these names.

16. Draw round glasses and lightning bolt scars on every poster and picture you come across...in permanent marker.

17. Give long lectures about how the prophecy relates to every day life.

18. Give every room in your house a Harry Potter codename. ( Example: The living room becomes the Entrance Hall) and whenever someone asks you where something is, use these names.

19. Change them immediately if they figure out what the names refer to.

20. Constantly ask if they can see the thestrals too.

21. ...refuse to explain what a thestral is.

22. Say, "Anything off the trolley, dear?" in a fake British accent when offering anyone food.

23. Pretend you can do magic.

24. Constantly rearrange their furniture and blame it on indecisive house-elves.

25. Yell "Get away from me, Death Eater!" whenever they get near you.

26. Constantly compare them to Mrs. Figg.

27. ...laugh evilly if they ask who Mrs. Figg is.

28. Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move.

29. Whenever you're asked for advice, reply with "Three turns should do it" in a very serious voice.

30. Break any awkward silences by saying, "How 'bout them Chudley Cannons?"

31. Tell a very long joke using a random Harry Potter quote as the punchline and then laugh hysterically.

32. ...make sure the joke isn't funny.

33. Use the titles "You-Know-Who" and "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" to refer to random people.

34. ... make sure no one knows who you're talking about.

35. Write letters to people (friends, neighbors...politicians) and ask them to join S.P.E.W.

36. ...hand fliers advertising it to random passerby.

37. Report Dumbledore's death to your local authorities.

38. Call them repeatedly asking if Percy Weasley is there and hang up before they can reply.

39. Pop up in place you're not supposed to be and insist that you were only trying to Apparate.

40. If you're late for something, blame it on your broken Time Turner.

41. Deck yourself out in all of your Harry Potter gear when you know you'll be going to a public place.

42. Walk past a wall over and over again, stopping randomly to bang on. When you receive weird stares, shout, "What?! I'm look for the Room of Requirement!"

43. Every time you see them, demand an explanation of why exactly they don't like Harry Potter.

44. If anyone tells you you'll go to hell for reading Harry Potter, either: a) jump and down and tell them that you can't wait; b) tell them you'll meet them there; c) sing "Weasley Is Our King" over and over again; or d) ask them to back up this claim with evidence, and laugh at them when they can't.

45. Play the soundtracks while they're stuck in your car.

46. ...add commentary. ( Oh, this is where they...)

47. When one of the movies is on TV, call to remind them.

48. ...every five minutes.

49. If they ask for your phone number, tell them it's 6-2-4-4-2.

50. Say "Alohomora!" everytime you open a door.

51. Sort every person you meet into one of the four Houses.

52. Follow them around while acting out a scene from the book doing very annoying voices for all the characters. Expect them to join in, and act offended when they don't.

53. Count down to some obscure Harry Potter event, whether it's Dumbledore's birthday, or when a Harry Potter DVD comes out. Keep saying: "87 (86, 85, etc.) more days!" in the middle of every conversation you have with your friend. Smile in a superior way when they ask what you're counting down to.

54. Start talking about a deceased Harry Potter character and suddenly burst into hysterical tears.

55. Refuse to be comforted.

56. Ask them to help you study for your O.W.L's and N.E.W.T's.

57. Knit them hats and insist that you're just trying to liberate them.

58. Talk to animals and insist that they're Animagi.

59. Treat them to lunch and then suddenly realize you can't pay for the meal since the restaurant doesn't accept Galleons, Sickles, or Knuts.

60. Run up to random men with long, dark hair and scream, "SIRIUS! I always knew you were alive!"

61. Point at modern electronic devices and loudly say, "Look at that! The things these Muggles come up with..."

62. Write letters to the editor of your local newspaper about the evils of our society ( Namely, Death Eaters and discrimination against friendly werewolves).

63. Send them numerous letters informing them that they have been selected to attend Hogwarts.

64. Carry around a shiny rock and proclaim that you possess the Sorcerer's Stone.

65. Say everything in a sing-song voice like Luna Lovegood.

66. End every converastion and/or letter with "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"

67. ...refuse to provide an explanation.

68. Tap all brick walls you encounter with an umbrella.

69. Say "Lumos" when turning on a light.

70. Point and grunt and insist that you're speaking Troll.

71. Refuse to wash your hair and explain that you're going for the Snape look.

72. Spend hours at a time trying to get your broom to fly.

73. Invite them over for the night and force them to watch the first three movies with you.

74. If they leave for any reason, restart the movie and tell them it's the Time Turner scene.

75. Shriek loudly and insist that you're speaking Mermish.

76. If you're asked to retrieve something, shout "Accio!" loudly.

77. ...when this doesn't work, throw a fit.

78. Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber duck is.

79. Talk like Hagrid.

80. Point to garden gnomes and say, "Silly Muggles don't have a clue about what gnomes look like!" in a very loud voice.

81. Take them to a CD store and make them help you look for the newest Weird Sisters album.

82. Yell "Avada Kedavra" anytime they give the anti-HP lecture, then fake excruciating pain as your soul rips in two.

83. Write "Enemies of the Heir, BEWARE!" in red paint on their wall.

84. When confronted about the message, refuse to take responsibility and/or explain it further.

85. Hum Hedwig's Theme constantly and be sure to include any crescendos, decrescendos, accents, etc.

86. Petition to have Hedwig's Theme become the new National Anthem.

87. Wear all black and explain that you're in mourning over the death of "The Only One He Ever Feared."

88. ...when asked for am explanation of this cryptic title, cry hysterically.

89. Replace their entire movie collection with the Harry Potter films.

90. If they ask you about the weather, solemnly say, "Mars is bright tonight."

91. Print this out and use it as a checklist.

92. Insist that they subscribe for your new Harry Potter newsletter and when they say no, act like you've been seriously offended.

93. Potter Puppet Pals, anyone?

94. Knit them a maroon jumper every year - especially if maroon isn't their color.

95. When taking the stairs with them, stop and insist that you have to wait because the staircases are moving.

96. If someone turns off the lights, make a loud cracking sound and pretend to Apparate to the other side of the room.

97. Carry around a hip flask and refuse to drink anything anyone offers you.

98. Toss a small handful of sand and yell out, "Diagon Alley!"

99. If you go to a train station with them, loudly ask random people if they know where you can find Platform 9 3/4. Do this in an extremely fake British accent.

100. When your friend is checking sports scores, ask them if they can find out the score of the latest Quidditch match.

101. If they refuse, complain (loudly) that you missed the semi-final match between the Chudley Cannons and the Wimbourne Wasps and you need to know who will be advancing to the finals against the Tutshill Tornadoes.

102. At your next sleepover, draw a lightning-bolt scar on your forehead, and just as your friend is drifting off to sleep, grab your forehead and start screaming that you dreamed Voldemort killed your parents.

103. Fill a bowl with water and tie some tinsel to the end of your wand. Move the wand-tip from your temple to the bowl and pretend you're transferring your thoughts to a Pensieve, and ask not to be disturbed.

104. When at a train station with them, repeatedly throw yourself against the wall between Platforms 9 and 10. If someone asks if you need help, state in a panicked voice that you're going to miss the Hogwarts Express, and do they have a flying car that you could borrow?

105.At random moments, pick up a wand like object and run around a room, screaming deadly curses and disturbing jinxes. Then collapse, act faint and say that you must be immediately to St. Mungos for you had been placed under the Imperius curse. When not taken, repeat the process.

106. While playing chess with them, stare at your pieces and give them verbal commands.

107. Throw the chessboard across the room when the pieces don't move.

108. Invite them to play "find the Horcrux" with you.

109. Tell them you're wearing an invisibility cloak, then hide.

110. Say "Knock knock." When the person says "Who's there?", say "You Know." When they say "You Know Who?", roll on the floor laughing. When they say they don't get it, become very offended and refuse to explain.

111. Wear mismatched clothes and if someone asks you why say it's because you can never keep up with the muggle fashions.

112. Send out birthday party invitations for a Harry Potter character. Be sure to call everyone who doesn't respond and ask them if they're coming.

113. On the first day of school, ask all of your teachers if "Hogwarts, a History" will be required reading.

114. In casual conversation, mention things you've been taught by Professor Flitwick.

115. Call your local station or cable provider and ask if they will be carrying the Chuddly Cannon games this season.

116. Write all letters to said person on parchment with quills.

117. Whenever they read the newspaper in public, complain loudly about how Scrimegeour is paying them to keep the big stories quiet.

118. Drag them along to the nearest place that has old brick buildings, pull out your pink umbrella, and start tapping the bricks - explain that you're looking for Diagon Alley.

119. Whenever it's foggy outside, scream "The Dementors are coming!" and hide for days at a time.

120. Fill a bowl with water and tie some tinsel to the end of your wand. Move the wand-tip from your temple to the bowl and pretend you're transferring your thoughts to a Pensieve, and ask not to be disturbed.

121. Insist the radio is called a Wizarding Wireless Network.

122. When travelling long distances, insist on going by Floo Powder - while grabbing a handful of soil from the nearest flowerpot.

123. Tell them that they're almost as smart as Grawp.

124. ..refuse to tell them who Grawp is.

125. Speak in a loud harsh voice at random moments and make predictions about people. Then, use your normal voice again and pretend that you don't remember anything.

126. Constantly remind them that you're Dumbledore's man/woman through and through.

127. Walk up to random people and ask them if their initials are R.A.B.

128. If they say no, give them a dirty mistrusting look.

129. If they say yes, then tackle them and demand that they hand over the Horcrux.

130. Yell "Crucio" at drivers who cut you off.

131. Call them every night and ask what the Transfiguration homework is.

MY O.C'S!

Victoria Moore:

Nickname: Vicki

Book/seiries that I want to make actual books out of/Thingy/Whatever: The Lucky Cronicals of Seven

Element: Darkness

animal compainan: Mist

Species: Canine ( Wolf, Cyote, house Dog, Ceburus, Hyeena etc.

Fav color: BLACK ( duh...

Family: Grandma, Brian, Cecilia

Fear(s): Girly comercials, Hybrids. ( The evil, bloodsucking creatures

Ashely Red

Nickname: Ash

Book/ thing i want to write : The Lucky Cronicles of Seven

Element : FIRE!!

Animal compainion: Futyx

Sepecies: Dragon

Favorite Color: Peachy Red

Family: Mom, Dad, Darin, Carl, and Fred.

Fears: The water; her cosin drowned

Brittany Versant

The Lucky Cronicles of Seven

Element : Earth

Animal Compainion: Garis

Spiecies: Reptile ( I THINK WE ALLKNOW WHAT A REPTILE IS...

Favorite Color: Forest Green

Family: Mom, Uncle Parch, Alyssa, Sarah

Fears: That she'll fail all of her teams( Baseball, Lacrosse, Basketball,Track,Softball,not to mention Lucky Seven...

Alyssa Versant

The Lucky Cronicles of Seven

Element: Water

Animal Compainion: Cazara

Species: ANY sea animal

Favorite Color: Sea green

Family: Mom ,Dad , Uncle Parch, Brittany, Sarah

Fears: Getting stuck with her Uncle Parch while he's lecturing about RANDOM Stuff...

Elizibeth Dorsett

Nickname: Lizz

The Lucky Cronicles of Seven

Element: Wind

Animal Compainion: Hermes

Species:Bird

Favorite Color: Gray OR light brown... she NEVER DOES decide on ANYTHING...

Family: Mom, Shock

Fears: Getting beaten in ANY race

Sabrina Dorsett

Nickname: Shock

The Lucky Cronicles of Seven

Element: Lighting ( electricity)

Animal Compainion:Orphy

Species: Rodent( You know, A CHIPMUNK

Favorite color:gray

Family:Mom, Lizz

Fears:Getting stuck with no electronics, or no electricity, like an Alskan cottage...

Kara Riggdon

The Lucky Cronicles of Seven

Element: Light

Animal compainion: Sabeina( I have ABSOULUTELY NO IDEA HOW THINKS

Species: Feline ( a.k.a CAT

Favorite Color: Pink

Family: Mom and Dad

Fears: TWO WORDS; NO MALL

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