Doctor Who Quotes

Ninth Doctor Quotes!

Rose

Doctor: What are you doing here?

Rose: I live here.

Doctor: Well, what you do that for?

Rose: Because I do!

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Jackie : I'm in my dressing gown.

Doctor: (straightforward ) Yes, you are.

Jackie: And there's a strange man in my bedroom.

Doctor: Yes, there is.

Jackie: Well, anything could happen...

Doctor: ...No.

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Rose: If you're an alien, then why do you sound like you're from the North?

Doctor: Lots of planets have a 'North,' now don't they?

End of The World

Cassandra: You could be flatter. You've got a little bit of a chin poking up.

Rose: I'd rather die.

Cassandra: Honestly, it doesn't hurt.

Rose: I mean it, I would rather die. It's better to die than live like you, a bitchy trampoline.

Parting of Ways

Rose: What happened?

The Doctor: Don't you remember?

Rose: sounding confused It's like... there was the singing...

The Doctor: That's right. I sang a song and the Daleks ran away.

Tenth Doctor Quotes!

Mini Adventure

Rose: We're going home?

The Doctor: Up to you. Back to your mum. It's all waiting. Fish and chips, sausage and mash, beans on toast... No! Christmas! Turkey! Although, having met your mother, nut loaf would be more appropriate.

Rose manages a small smile despite herself.

The Doctor : Is that a smile?

Rose: No.

The Doctor: That was a smile.

Rose: No, it wasn't.

The Doctor: You smiled!

Rose: No I didn't.

The Christmas Invasion

Rose (to herself): If I can hear English... then it's being translated. Which means it's working. Which means...

The doors of the TARDIS open and there, standing smiling in his stripy pyjamas and dressing gown, is the Doctor.

Doctor: Did you miss me? (Doctor catches the end of the stick as Sycorax charges and pulls it away from him. He discards it.) You could have someone's eye out with that! (The Sycorax Leader roars again and tries to attack the Doctor with his staff) You just can't get the staff. Now, you, just wait. I'm busy

The Sycorax Leader stares at him incredulously. The Doctor points at him warningly, then goes over to Mickey.

Doctor: Mickey! Hello! (He turns to Harriet Jones.) And Harriet Jones MP for Flydale North! Blimey, it's like 'This Is Your Life'!

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Doctor: Now... first thing's first... be honest. How do I look?

Rose: Um... different.

Doctor: Good different or bad different?

Rose: Just... different.

Doctor: Am I... ginger?

Rose: No, you're just sort of brown.

Doctor: Ah, I wanted to be ginger. I've never been ginger... And you, Rose Tyler, fat lot of good you were - you gave up on me-- oh, that's rude. That's the sort of man I am now, am I? Rude and not ginger.

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Doctor: Look at these people! Give them a chance! From the day they arrive on the planet and blinking step into the sun, there's more to be seen than can ever be seen, more to do than can ever--no, I'm sorry, that's 'The Lion King.

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S L : (Roaring ) I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

Doctor: (copying ) I DON'T KNOW!!

See, there's the thing. I'm the Doctor, but beyond that, I - I just don't know. I literally do not know who I am. It's all untested. Am I funny? Am I sarcastic?

Sexy? (He looks and winks at Rose and who can blame her for smiling ) (I would have to say YES there)

Right old misery? Life and soul? Right-handed? Left-handed? A gambler? A fighter? A coward? A traitor? A liar? A nervous wreck? I mean, judging by the evidence, I've certainly got a gob. And how am I gonna react when I see this?

A great big threatening button.

A Great Big Threatening Button Which Must Not Be Pressed Under Any Circumstances. Am I right? Let me guess, it's some sort of control matrix? Hmm? Hold on, what's feeding it?

And what've we got here? Blood?

Yeah, definitely. Blood. Human blood. A Positive. With just a dash of iron. Ahh. But that means... blood control-- blood control! Oh! I haven't seen blood control for years!

You're controlling all the A Positives!

Which leaves us with a great big stinking problem. 'Cause... I really don't know who I am. I don't know when to stop. So if I see a Great Big Threatening Button Which Should Never Ever Be Pressed... then I just wanna do this. (Pushes the button )

Rose & Harriet Jones : No!

New Earth

Rose : What's the city called?

The Doctor : New New York.

Rose : Oh, come on.

The Doctor : It is! It's the city of New New York! Strictly speaking, it's the fifteenth New York since the original, so that makes it New New-New-New-New New-New-New-New-New New-New-New-New-New New York. Rose laughs

The Doctor : What?

Rose : You're so different.

The Doctor : New-New Doctor.

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Rose/Casandra: ...aren't you just (Kisses him passionately, then leaves )

Doctor: (Staring after her ) Yep, still got it.

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Doctor: Hold on. I can understand the bodies. I can understand your vows. One thing I can't understand: what have you done to Rose?

Cat nurse: I don't know what you mean.

Doctor: I am being very very calm. Be aware of that, very very calm. The only reason I'm being so very very calm is that the brain is a delicate thing. Whatever you've done to Rose's head, I want it reversed.

Cat nurse: I haven't done anything.

Rose/Cassandra: I'm perfectly fine.

Doctor: These people are dying and Rose would care.

Rose/Casandra: Oh, alright clever clogs. (She pulls out his tie and plays with it menacingly ) Smarty pants (in a whisper ) Lady killer.

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Doctor/Cassandra: Oh. My. This is... different.

Rose: Cassandra?

Doctor/Cassandra: Goodness me, I'm a man! Yum. So many parts! And hardly used... pause Oh, ah, two hearts! (Dancing around a little ) Oh, baby, I'm beating out a samba!

Rose: Get out of him!

Doctor/Cassandra: Oh, he's slim... And a little bit foxy. sexy eyebrow raise You thought so, too. I've been inside your head. You've been looking. You liiike it.

The Girl Behind the Fireplace

Doctor: ...You're thick. Thick, thickety thicky thick, from thicktown. Thicksvania! ...and so's your dad!

The Impossible Planet

Rose: Do you actually get paid though; do they give you money?

Ood: The Beast and his armies shall rise from the pit to make war against God

Rose: ...Sorry?

Ood: Sorry, I said I hope you enjoy your meal.

The Satan Pit

Doctor: I've seen fake gods and bad gods and demi gods and would-be gods. Out of all that, out of that whole pantheon- if I believe in one thing... just one thing... I believe in her. (Tenth doc about Rose )

Doomsday

The Doctor: (About Rose) I've never seen her before in my life.

Torchwood woman: Well, then I suppose it won't matter if I have her killed, then.

Doctor: Oh, alright. It was worth a shot

The Sound of Drums

Master: (Whilst watching teletubbies ) These creatures are facinating. They've got televisions in their tummies. Now that's evolution.

Rose: We're going home? The Doctor: Up to you. Back to your mum. It's all waiting. Fish and chips, sausage and mash, beans on toast... No! Christmas ! Turkey! Although, having met your mother, nut loaf would be more appropriate. Rose manages a small smile despite herself. The Doctor: Is that a smile? Rose: No. The Doctor: That was a smile. Rose: No, it wasn't. The Doctor: You smiled! Rose: No I didn't.

Rose: What happened? The Doctor: Don't you remember? Rose: sounding confused It's like... there was the singing... The Doctor: That's right. I sang a song and the Daleks ran away.

TENTH DOCTOR AND ROSE SHIPPER FOREVER!!