I never thought life without Olga would cause so many problems for me. After all, out of everybody I knew, I was probably the only one with just cause enough to want her gone. But now that she was, everything was up in the air, including my relationship with Arnold. Could a view from Mighty Pete shed light on what I'd lost? Or help me lose Arnold forever? *rated M for mature themes

After graduation, Helga kidnaps Arnold and marries him without his knowledge or consent. When the boy comes to, he finds himself living a life vastly different from his plans and away from Rhonda, the girl he adores. Can Arnold cope with this new life and discover love in unexpected ways? New update detailing story status. Currently on hiatus.

She was just waiting for a train...

In the aftermath of the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Agent Spalko finds herself not only alive, but also facing a new set of circumstances that challenge her ideology as she continues to search for the great unknown mystery..the truth, whatever it may be

Helga gets drunk at a party, and the only phone number she remembers belongs to a certain football head. HelgaxArnold One-shot. *~Finished~*.

Helga and Arnold are reunited at Phoebe and Gerald's wedding, and neither of them are talking about what happened between them. But what did happen? Rated R for language and sexual situations. 4 and 5...the end!