A simple monotonous theft. I was getting to good. It was getting to boring. I needed some excitement. That's when I found the jewel and more importantly, that's when I met him.

They couldn't explain it. Again and again they'd pit themselves against each other and each time they'd come up even. But in a battle for a country, there's no room left for a stalemate. A victor must be declared.

What happens when you let The Malevolent One stay alone with Alejandro in the Spa Hotel? And then, what about Zoey and Mal? Twoshot, rated T for language/violence. Set after You Regatta Be Kidding Me and then The Obsta-Kill Course in TDAS.

Blind faith doesn't always lead to the light. Love doesn't always choose the ideal companion. Human and Synthetic. She journeys for answers; he searches for purpose and the elusive existence of his soul. Desire binds them, darkness will test them, but fate could tear them apart. Hiatus until Covenant.

Sapphire can't help but think that he belongs in a museum, in a glass case to be gawked at, and she belongs in juvenile dentention for wanting to get her sticky fingers all over the display. Sapphire, Ruby. CHT prequel, character study, rated for suggestive themes.

A Game of Thrones esque AU about Bowser's invasion of the Mushroom Kingdom. Rated M for adult themes.

MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THE MOVIE. A post-movie one-shot involving Tooth, Jack Frost, cold weather, memories, and Titanic.

Once upon a time a girl woke up... and her hair started talking to her. The adventures of an amnesiac and her sentient hair.

Calliope spends her last days of her planet in this apocalyptic piece. Relationships will be severed for survival, and Calliope must overcome her brother. It wouldn't be so complicated they shared the same body.

Crack romance between a hunter-gatherer girl and a hallucinating dove. What could possibly go wrong?

Akagi Yoshio enters medical quarantine. He does not come back out.

Red. Beneath her hands there was no color but red, and with her first disoriented thought Peatrice believed it to be blood. It proved instead to be the feathers of a Loftwing.

Just when Chell thinks she's free to wash her hands of Aperture, GLaDOS regurgitates the smelly human result of their final revenge straight into her lap. M for language now, also for more interesting sins in the future.

Three short vignettes on a relationship between Rue and Fakir, measured in kisses, from before Mytho came until the end of the series.

Six year old Roger visits Jack's house one summer day. Pre-island, dark.

He loves to have her under his control. So defenceless. So easy to manipulate.

Trying to chat up someone through notes is hard work. Ruby discovers this too late. — RubySapphire

The item of domination seemed to cackle with delight each time it made contact with his skin. But like his name sake he binds his time waiting to strike. ONESHOT.

[Oneshot, ChaseWuya] The devil makes work for idle hands. Wuya is restless, and today, Chase will allow it. [Mature Content.]