I'm Megan.

I live in England, and I'm Irish.

I am random and totally obsessed with Twilight and Harry Potter.

I yelled at my friend the other day, she didn't know who Remus Lupin was.

My brother is turning into Carlisle Cullen!

Books:

Twilight, Harry Potter, A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Host, Girl, Missing, Before I Die, Elsewhere, Memoirs of a Teenage Amnesiac, The Recruit and Class A from the CHERUB series (I haven't read the rest yet!), Private Peaceful, Out of the Ashes, Driftwood, Scarlett, Gingersnaps, Sundae Girl, Lucky Star, The Book Theif, The Princess Diaries, All American Girl, The Declaration, The Resistance, Noughts and Crosses, Power of Five, Alex Rider, Peter Pan In Scarlet, Tamberlaide's Elephant, White Darkness, Kite Rider, and loads more that I can't think of right now...

Music:

Coldplay, Scouting for Girls, Paramore, Plain White T's, The Academy Is..., Taylor Swift, The Killers, Geraldine McQueen (Very addicting songs that you can't help but love!), Katy Perry, The Saturdays, Alphabeat, Alicia Dixon, The Veronica's, Bowling For Soup, Boys Like Girls, Kill Hannah, Evanescence, Fall Out Boy, P!nk, The Script, The Fray, Funeral For A Friend, Good Charlotte, Metro Station, and just about anything else...

Films:

Twilight (It was okay, but nothing on the book!), Harry Potter, Mission Impossible, The Messengers, Borne series, Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants 2 (Yeah, so I've only seen the second one...), The Convenant, Sen Pounds, Mama Mia!, A Cinderella Story, Another Cinderella Story, Over Her Dead Body, The Dark Knight, Indiana Jones, P.S. I Love You, and yet again, some more...

Likes:

My best friends (Jess, Siannikins, Bex, Kris, Sol, Katie and Charlee), B3-ers (you know if you are one, if you are!) Twilight, Harry Potter, Randomness, The word 'waddle', Emmett Cullen, James Potter, Jasper Whitlock, Remus Lupin, Carlisle Cullen, Sirius Black, Cam Gigandet, Gossip Girl, Blake Lively, Chase Crawford, Alexis Bledel, Penn Badgley, My little brother JJ, My English teacher, My cool cousins, Making up sign language, Reading, Writing (just call me a nerd!) and Chocolate...

Hates:

My Art teacher, Ron Weasley, My fingernails, my geeky cousin (he's 11 and he can write in mandarin!), Rich people (coughniamphcough), Horses, My Geography teacher, My form tutor, A2-ers, B-ers (they beat us in the form competition!), Vegetables, Bad Spelling and Grammar (coughjesscough) and Vince the bus driver...

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in God put this in your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or has tried smokng pot.If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a four letter word, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pulled on a door and complained about it being locked or really heavy, only to have someone point out to you that you're supposed be pushing on the door or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the fun of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up and/or down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against child abuse, you should copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door,copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air,copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrimbie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath.Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil other sister,Frozenfan, Emerald Bear, kyprioths Shadow, padfoot-an-prongs, World Peace,Cinnamint Kitty, SmEgGiE

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in.If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your file, and add your name to the list.AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, GeM W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Bille Joe Loving Freak, shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Forzenfan, EmeraldBear, Kyprioths Shadow, padfoot-an-prongs, World Peace, Cinnamint Kitty, SmEgGiE

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap.If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't,put this in your profile.Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind.Copy this into your profile.

If you would be one of the few people that would answer, ''Where to begin?"Admitting you are weird means you are normal.Saying that you are normal is odd.If you admit that you are weird and like it,copy this into your profile.

If you loved DH,HBP,OotP,Gof,PoA,CoS,and SS/PS,and know what all those initials stand for,copy and past this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end,reading numerous fanfiction,copy this into your profile,and add your name to the list: danyan,Zutara Lover,Black'n'red'Butterfly,Enrica,twighlightgirl1918,Just A Little Bit Dramatic,Pirates OWN you,Cripsee,I'll have some stupid cliche',Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge,Dreamer948,Wingsgirl1313,PrettyFanGirl,World Peace,Cinnamint Kitty, SmEgGiE

If you have ever had to move away from a friend, or had a friend move away from you, copy and paste this to your account and add your name to the list: PrettyFanGirl, World Peace, Cinnamint Kitty, SmEgGiE

I love my sister. If you have a sister and love her, copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list: PrettyFanGirl, World Peace, Cinnamint Kitty, SmEgGiE (I have 3!)

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann (pirates of the Caribbean) are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Orlando Bloom is cute, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how of key you are, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have written a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, James/Lily, shipper and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of the American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak, if you are part of the 7 percent who would ask the person ''What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think people who call Ginny Weasley a Mary Sue are just being ridiculous copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile.

If you liked Snape after Deathy Hallows copy and paste this in your profile.

If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.

If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you miss Fred Weasley from Harry Poterr, put this in your profile

Only crazy people understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a die hard, no hope for cure Harry Potter fan, copy and paste this into your profile

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, copy and paste this, then add your name and how long it took you to read the book, World Peace (5 days), Cinnamint Kitty (3 ½ days) SmEgGiE (9 hours)

If you like to pretend Fred/Remus/Tonks/Sirius/Cedric/Dumbledore/or other Hp characters are still alive, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (stupid bookshelf!) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against any kind of abuse, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Twilight is awesome, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like penguins, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe in Hogwarts, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been described as a bookworm, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have read the twilight series in under 2 weeks, sign your name: SmEgGiE (3 days)

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers, do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If Emmett is your favourite Twilight character, post this onto your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Bella (even Emmet or Jasper), copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that you now have a built in Volvo radar, copy this into your pro

If you've ever tried to see if there is a real life version of Edward Cullen out there, copy this into your profile.

If you are called 'weird' at least 5 times a day, post this in your profile.

If you have an iPod and love rocking out to it, post this in your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.If you have AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder, then copy this down.

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're a proud stalker and love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile. cried when you read New Moon, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you

If you read New Moon and fell in love with Jake, post this on your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

iIf you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever chucked paint at someone, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten drunk on water, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (Past 2 now!)

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (how do u think i got theese?)

If you admited that you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan-fictions, copy this onto your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

-If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

-If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile

-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. copy this into your profile

-Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't,copy and paste this into your profile

-If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

-If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

-If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman..copy and paste this onto your profile

-If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile :blush: .

-If you've reread TWILIGHT over three times...copy and paste this onto your profile

-If you think that people who hate/don't get Twilight are losers, copy this into your profile.

-If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

-If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you have ever tried to open a door when it's locked copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever tripped 53 times in 1hr and 40min, copy this into your profile.

Read this and if you and if you don't cry there's something wrong with you.

A Dads Poem

Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow.

Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home.

Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet.

Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats. one by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there.

"Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out.

"She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her, she smiled up at her Mom and looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak. And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.

"My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away. But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know. All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike. He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone. And though you cannot see him. I'm not standing here alone. "Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart"

With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest. Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress. And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears. Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life. Doing what was best for her, doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd. She finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star. And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far. You see he was a fireman and died just this past year when airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear. But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away."

And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day. And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise. A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside. Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side.

"I know you're with me Daddy," to the silence she called out.

And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt. Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed. But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.

And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star. And given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far.

‘They' say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.

Send this to the people you'll never forget and remember to send it also to the person that sent it to you. It's a short message to let them know that you'll never forget them. If you don't send it to anyone, it means you're in a hurry and that you've forgotten your friends.

Take the time...to live and love. Until eternity. May you be blessed.

Signs you live in 2008

1. You are on your computer everyday

2. You are more inside, than out.

4. You are on this site often.

5. As you read this, you keep nodding and smiling.

6. You were too busy, reading, nodding, and of course smiling, that you didn't notice there wasn't a number three.

7. You looked back to see if there was a number three.

8. You feel a bit stupid.

9. You think this is funny.

10. You want to copy this in your profile, right now - feel free.

Same thing here,if you don't cry,theres something wrong.

Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

But Mommy, when I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye,

I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Trevor; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now ,

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,

Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,

I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.

Mommy I ran as fast as I could,

When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Trevor, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true,

And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

In Loving Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,

Pass this around,

I'd be happy if you could,

Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

BOLD the ones that fit you

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be mexican.

I'm ENGLISH so I MUST love tea. (admittedly, I do love tea...)

I'm PALE so I MUST hate the sun

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS!

Au Revoir!

Lyl, Smeggie.xxx