93% of all fanfiction.net users copy and paste shit like this into their profiles. If you're one of them, copy and paste it. If you're not like that, then you'll obviously not copy and paste this anyway,

If you are one of the countless people who describe yourself as "random" and claim to be "proud" of it, please send me a message containing 1) your definition of "random," and 2) a detailed explanation of why being "random" is a point of "pride" for you.

Weird is a synonym of strange, strange is a synonym of queer, and queer is a synonym of gay. If you've got gay leanings, get back on the Straight Path by copying and pasting this into your profile!

If you think you're cool and unique but you're really not that special, please copy and paste this message into your profile. This will allow you to appear even more commonplace, as virtually every Dick and Jane using fanfiction.net spams their profile pages with shit memes about their own supposed uniqueness.

92 of American teens probably wouldn't die if Aeropostle, Abercombe, Hollister, or Fitch told them breathing wasn't cool. But if you actually think that, that's because you're NOT COOL enough to be a part of the group wearing any of those brands. Your distaste for those 92% making up the COOL SQUAD stems from what Nietzsche calls "ressentiment."

If your MUSCULAR FORM allows you to crush BUGS AND MICE, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you need ritalin to calm down, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have too many of these copy-and-paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy this into your profile

If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy this into your profile.

If you are animal cruelty (horseback riding, bear bathing, seal clubbing, chimp sex slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your heart is consumed by endless hatred which compels you to commit antisocial acts, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had sex put this on your profile. I don't expect anyone to copy and paste this.

If you are Norman Bates, copy this into your profile.

If you have violent thoughts, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a very scary black man, copy this into your profile.

If you're straight, copy this into your profile. If you don't copy, you're gay.

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