A friend of mine calls tampons 'tamps' and makes fun of them all the time so I thought I'd make fun of them. Yes, this story is kind of awkward because of the usage of the tampons, just cautioning you. But I think it's funny and so does my friends.

My friend used to be obsessed with Harry Potter and I used to tease her and make up stories like this. Turned out that she loved the stories, even though they were parody's of her favorite thing in the world: the Harry Potter books.

My cousin and I had a funny situation involving fiber and she loves reading my parody's so I decided to make up a story involving fiber and my favorite book series: the Twilight saga.

This is a story I wrote before the Last book in the Twilight saga came out. I wrote it because I couldn't chose between Edward and Jacob and didn't really care too much for Bella anyway.