A collection of unrelated, mostly lighthearted GaaSaku ficlets. The pair seems to enjoy abusing each other . . .

The math was simple: Him plus Her equaled a genius marriage. It's really a pity he forgot to mention it. Kakasaku Complete with Epilogue!

Edward, and self-discovery. Bella taught him how to love; his new college roommate may just be the one to teach him how to live. The twenty-first century, Edward is beginning to realise, is actually kind of...awesome.

Brie Bella was used to being mean to people. Not so used to having kindness returned in favor.

There's something strangely familiar about Kagome's new dog. Sess/Kag.

Kagome needs help, and there's only one dog who can do it. In which Kagome learns a thing or two about dogs and Sesshoumaru learns a thing or two about fun. SessKag.

Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.

Rewrite of S3, post-311. Following the failed attempt to confront the Fire Lord during the Eclipse, Aang and his friends, accompanied by Zuko, must discover a new path towards ending the war - and unraveling the course of their shared destinies. Zutara.

Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.

L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.

KakaSaku. War is coming to Konoha and Sakura is far from home, uncertain of her future. But one thing is for sure, Sakura will protect her unborn child at all costs, whether it be from Konoha's enemies... or from its own father.

Fifteen-year-old Sakura never expected to become a traitor to her village, but in a Konoha ruled by Danzou, she has no other choice. Finding her path entangling with the village's most infamous renegade, though, was another story entirely. ItaSaku AU.

No Uchiha man escapes the family curse. ItaSaku. Non-massacre AU. Basically dead.

Various Pairings. “It is to the credit of human nature that, except where its selfishness is brought into play, it loves more readily than it hates.” A collection of drabbles, oneshots, and vignettes. Crack pairings with an occasional touch of normalcy.

Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.

They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.

Odd moments between an older Sakura and Sai that may lead to something neither one had ever envisioned for themselves. Can the transition between hate to friendship ultimately lead to love? Anything’s possible in the world of shinobi. Sai/Saku

It was refreshing with someone as comfortable in their own skin as Asuma, Sakura decided.

Two part vignette about Yamato’s /Tenzou/ and Sakura’s relationship.

Persistence, Petulance, and Versatility. How they all came together and fell apart. DeiSakuLee.

What is at first a small gathering of friends for a surprise birthday party quickly careens out of control into the realm of the surreal. Witness the horror of bikinis, wedding cakes, expensive champagne, and cheap strippers. Yamato and Sakura.

First she hates him. Then she uses him. Eventually she will succumb to his charms and she will love him. The rest are just details. LxMisa.

If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, what galaxy are youkai from? Because Kagome would really like to know. SessKag oneshot.

What started out as a supposedly chance encounter turned into a rather disquieting experience at a resort, and then everything got turned upside down. Hidan and Sakura.

S3 AU from FBM. Deep in the Fire Nation jungle, the Gaang meets a group of rogue water ninja who send Zuko and Katara on a mission to retrieve Ozai's secret battle plans.

The myths of Molly Pitcher both intrigued and inspired Sakura Haruno. That explained a lot right now. It didn’t quite explain, however, why that strange Deidara person had come out of nowhere and started shooting at her with a very big gun. DeiSaku.

In which Kagome gets bitten a great deal. It's hard being delicious. SessKag oneshot.

On Hiatus for Editing: KisaSaku Good and evil, black and white. Amidst a brewing war, Sakura comes to realize that they're just names for sides… and there's always more than meets the eye. Kisame x Sakura

[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].

[drabble series] Zuko & Katara: The True Hollywood Story! A boy, a girl, and a bit of legal confusion equals a love story so powerful it makes baby!Jesus cry. Or it would, if baby!Jesus existed in Avatarverse.

Twelve years after the final battle, Zuko summons Katara to heal the victims of an epidemic spreading throughout the Fire Nation. Katara Zuko

He always keeps his promises. SessKag Oneshot.

Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...

When she started to heal the burned body in the forest, she’d thought he was Sasuke. Her mistake spun her world upside down. SAKURA. DEIDARA. When the world you know is not enough, where do you go to?

Sakura, Sai and Akatsuki centric crack fic. Akatsuki are getting just a bit sick of finding pink haired medic nins chained up in their dungeons, not that anyone ever asks their opinion. And things only get weirder when Sai shows up to the rescue.

Sakura is still in love with the dead. And Sai? Sai doesn't even know what love is. Darkish fic about Sakura, Sai, and the ties that bind them.

Tobi, Sakura, Madara. A handful of rumors. A sheet of acid rain. The silent collapse of a century and a half. And so the monster came.

It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.

The world as she remembered was not like this. Trapped in a decayed village, Sakura remembers the Konoha from before, and struggles to survive. On the road with her is one former labexperiment, and one former massmurderer. SAKURA. PEIN. YAMATO.

The dynamics of three lonely people. KakaSakuYama, an experiment I wanted to try.

Because Ryan Evans does not want to go to this wedding any more than the bride does. Ryella ONESHOT.

Zabuza & Sakura. Ten years later, and she doesn't even remember his name. He was her past. He was her nothing. And now he is her responsibility.

Juugo & Sakura. Sasuke was lonely, too, he realized. Karin was lonely. Suigetsu was lonely. That girl with pink hair had been lonely. But he was the loneliest of them all, and this loneliness drove them to their own ends of madness, in a way.

When it looks like everything might be taken away, Gaara can at least be grateful that he doesn't have to meet his challenges alone. Now if he can just hold things together for long enough to figure out where Naruto went . . . GaaSaku, Finished!

When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku

When Misa made out with Ryuuzaki in the hallway for two minutes and fiftyfour seconds, it wasn’t because she was in love with him.

Play the game. That’s all Zuko had to do. He already knew he had the skill to win. Then the prizes would be his...all of them. A Zutara capture fic of a different colour! The sequel to Bent and the Ho'Wan Island Carnival! COMPLETE.

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

The eerie words of a creature that was never human . . . but nevertheless, longed to be. LimstellaxEliwood.

The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]

[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.

Fate puts Katara in the Fire Nation to grow up in the company of a Dragon, a prince, and a lot of good tea. AU Zutara...of a sort.

He tasted like mint. MoriHaruhi oneshot.

He held her a bit too long, a bit too tight....HaruhiMori oneshot.

There were literally hundreds of thousands of leaves concealing what she'd lost. Sakura never would have found it, had it not been for the help of a certain Inuzuka. KibaSakura.

[ZK AU] The mighty Fire Empire rules the entire world, after they conquered it a century ago. Now, almost a hundred years later, a tiny tribe of rebels have sent Katara, an undercover assassin, to kill the Fire Emperor Zuko.

The only reason Jiraiya ever hated Dan was because he made Tsunade cry.

He said it so casually, so off hand. It was like he was stating a fact about the universe. The sky is blue. The cliffs are high. He'll kill you someday.

Kagome, now in college, discovers the tale of Sesshomaru and Rin. Grief can be a prison, but the bonds of love are not easily broken. What is the truth behind fairytales? [SessKag] [COMPLETE]

He didn't expect her to be the one to bring him his morning brew...GaaraSakura.

Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...

[One—shot] [Rekka no Ken] [Hector x Lyndis] Unrequited... or unrequitable?

A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!

Life can only be understood backwards. [KougaKagome] [one-shot]

Sleight of hand. [KougaKagome] [one-shot]

[Complete] InuKag. Au. The most wanted prize bachelor is up for grabs... but the one who gets him is the only one who doesn’t want to keep him...