TDBigJ's current status/update 8/24: Hey everybody, and welcome to my profile. Anyway, if you're looking at my profile just to see if I've been up to anything lately, to be honest, no I haven't. I haven't updated any of my stories in over a year (DEEPLY regret that) mainly because I've been so focused on my job so writing my stories has taken a backseat to that so I haven't had time. BUT I'm going to give my readers something huge. I'm probably going to get three chapters for my active story, and probably get another story started and maybe a one-shot out to make up for my one year and three month absence. I know it won't make up for everything but I hope at least some. I'm going to get back to being the active writer I once was.

Age: 24

Gender: Male

Employment status: Courtesy Associate (a.k.a cart pusher) at Wal-Mart

Favorite sports:

8-Golf

7-Soccer

6-Hockey

5-Wrestling/WWE

4-NASCAR

3-Basketball

2-Baseball

1-Football

Sports I don't care for/don't like:

Boxing

MMA

Tennis

Lacrosse

Favorite sports teams: Philadelphia Eagles (My #1 favorite sports team and DEFENDING SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!!!!!), Boston Red Sox, San Antonio Spurs, Montreal Canadiens, Seattle Sounders, Seattle Seahawks, Seattle Mariners

Favorite food: Pizza

Favorite soda: Dr. Pepper

Other favorite sodas: Mountain Dew (especially Voltage), Coca Cola, A & W (I will pretty much drink any soda, except diet, and Big Red. It tastes like cough syrup. Yuck! It's a cheap brand anyway.)

Favorite non soda beverage(s): Mountain Dew Kickstart (Addicted to this stuff), Monster, Rockstar

Favorite restaurant: Famous Daves: You gotta love their barbeque! Their food is phenomenal!

Favorite tv show: The Big Bang Theory (Own seasons 1,2,3,4, and 5 on DVD)

Other tv shows that I like: Two and a Half Men (own season 1 on DVD), WWE Monday Night RAW, WWE Smackdown, Pokémon, Last Man Standing, Dragon Ball Z, One Punch Man, Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Favorite Movie: The Fast and the Furious movie series

Favorite Animated movie: Despicable Me 1 and 2, Minions

My personal life: As already stated, I am 24 years old. I am a graduate of the White River school district in Buckley, Washington, three years now. I am single. I've never had a girlfriend before. Don't judge me because of that! I am also learning how to drive, which I'm very happy about. I am the youngest one in my family and have two older brothers and no sisters. I am the second tallest in my family too, second only to my second older brother, even though I am only 5'7". When it comes to family, I only have a grandmother left on my mom's side, no great grandparents. I've lost two grandfathers in the last ten years. I still have grandparents on my dad's side. I have four cousins on my dad's side as far as I know that just so happen to be all boys. I have a few cousins that I know on my mom's side that are a girl and two boys. I have an uncle that is korean even though I have no korean in me, only because he was adopted and I get along with him very well. I've had so many friends throughout my life but only a few of them I've seen since I graduated. You take one look at me and I swear, you will not think that I look my age. I don't take it as a threat though due to that being said to me a lot in the past five years. I have the disability aspergers which is a mild spectrum of autism. I have a 27 year old brother with autism so that is a big part in my life. That is really all i have to say about myself until I can think of something else about myself.

Facts about me:

I was named after someone (No one famous. Just my dad's cousin when he was a kid, who died at the age of 17 in a motorbike accident)

I was supposed to be born New Years Day, but was born early.

I share a birthday with five celebrites and a player on my favorite football team. (As much as I know)

I won the most inspirational award in Varsity football in the 8th grade voted by my teammates.

Aside from having aspergers syndrome, I have ADD.

Youngest in my family out of five people.

Favorite Car: Lamborghini Aventador

Favorite American car: Dodge Charger

Favorite Band: Airbourne (There is not one of their songs I don't like)

Other Favorite Bands/Artists: AC/DC (My favorite retro band), Backstreet Boys (Yeah I like them, so what?)

Favorite Actor: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Favorite Actress: Melissa McCarthy (Funniest woman on the planet)

Favorite Video Game: Gears of War series

Other Video Games that I like: Madden, Call of Duty, Need for Speed, Fallout, Forza, Grand Theft Auto, Assassin's Creed, Super Smash Bros., WWE 2K, Pokemon

Other actors I like: Will Smith, Vin Diesel

On Autism Awareness

People with autism are special people. They're human beings just like us. But there are problems to people with autism. People with autism are bullied just for being different. They are bullied because of the way they act, dress, and look. I read once that 9 out of 10 kids with autism in Massachusetts are bullied. My mom's friend, who has a 30 year old son with autism, had a mother and her son with autism come talk to her about her son with autism that got bullied because of how he talked, dressed, and looked. The boy with autism got hurt really badly, that he had thoughts of suicide. When I heard this story, I got really angry at the kids who bullied this person, even though I have no idea who they are. I don't know why people would do this to someone who has a disability like autism, deafness, or blindness. These people deserve to be treated like everyone else. My oldest brother who is 26 years old, has autism. A few of my friends when I was in middle school called my brother "retarded" which I found really disrespectful, so, I didn't really think they were my friends when I think about it. I, myself, have aspergers syndrome, which is a mild spectrum of autism. I was diagnosed in the 4th grade, my brother when he was 18 months old. I've never been picked on for my disability and neither has my brother. The school district I attended is very caring and devoting to people with autism. The high school that I went to has a program all about people with autism. I took part in it during high school. Autism is a big part of my life, with me having aspergers, having an older brother with autism, and having family and friends who have a big help in supporting those with autism. I would appreciate it if you would show your respect to a person with a disability who really needs it, because remember, they're human, just like you.

Couples I support:

The Big Bang Theory:

Sheldon Cooper/Amy Farrah Fowler: Sheldon and Amy are a great couple. Sure they never kiss, but them showing care to each other throughout the start of them being a couple in season five and throughout six means a lot. I can't believe they actually had "coitus", way to go Sheldon!

Leonard Hofstadter/Penny: Great couple! Since the start of the series, I have liked their relationship this season and past. They may have been between a rock and a hard place many times, but they are still together, and thank God they are now married.

Howard Wolowitz/Bernadette Rostenkowski: Nothing much, since they got married, they have been doing great! They have had some struggles, but they are still a new couple, so it's going to take some time getting used to.

Rajesh Koothrappali/Anybody:

Two and a Half Men:

Alan Harper/Lyndsey McElroy: Alan is great with her! Way better than Judith! I've hated the way Judith has treated Alan since the beginning of the series, totally uncalled for! It's great that they got engaged in the second to last episode. Nice to know they actually got somewhere.

Charlie Harper/Rose: Charlie would have been great with Rose, knowing they became a couple before season nine where Charlie got killed off. It sucks he's gone now, but they could have been a great couple. I could tell from the beginning of the series. But in the series finale, I'm not too keen on this, due to the fact that Charlie was still alive and Rose kept him in her basement for the past few years. Now that's crazy!

Pokémon:

Ash/Serena (Amourshipping): Let's just say, I am a HUGE fan of this pairing. Ever since I started watching the XY series, I've heavily been shipping this pairing. When I saw Serena try to grab Ash's hand in the "Under the Pledging Tree" episode, I was like: Holy Crap! There is actually a girl who has a love interest in Ash? And then I took an immediate interest in the couple. It's about time that something like this happened in the Pokémon series. OH MY FREAKING GOD! IT FINALLY HAPPENED! SERENA KISSED ASH! YES! I CAN FINALLY SLEEP AT NIGHT! Anyway, I'm glad that this couple actually became canon. That moment in the XY/Z finale really sent Amourshipping off with a bang. Oh boy, I hope Serena comes back in the anime in the future. Please, I hope she does. Perhaps a few more Amourshipping moments could happen, although that isn't guaranteed. But by God, I hope it does.

Clemont/anybody besides Serena: I think I speak for us all that Clemont needs to get a girlfriend. If he wasn't such a shy guy (Not trying to reference Mario Here), he probably could end up with one by the end of XY. I think it's funny when Bonnie goes up to random girls and asks them to take care of Clemont and he embarrassingly pulls her away. I hope he does get one, but as long as it's not Serena, she belongs with Ash.

Couples I do not support:

Pokémon:

Serena/Anyone other than Ash: I honestly don't like Serena with anyone other than Ash, especially Clemont. YUCK! I hate Geekchicshipping with a burning passion! Serena should be with Ash and leave it at that. I've seen (but never read, except for one) stories where Serena is with Clemont, and one where there is slight mention of her with Gary. I read a Geekchicshipping story (By accident. Didn't say in the story description) and I didn't like it. I just flat out don't like that pairing. Like I said before, Serena only belongs with Ash, and that's final.

Favorite Songs (1-50):

List of songs (Not complete) below but ranks coming soon

Thunderstruck-AC/DC

Live It Up-Airbourne

Larger Than Life-Backstreet Boys

Centuries-Fall Out Boy

Life Is A Highway-Rascal Flatts (Tom Cochran's was good too but I prefer this one)

St. Elmo's Fire-John Parr

Invisible-Clay Aiken

Last of the Real Ones-Fall Out Boy

Pour Some Sugar on Me-Def Leppard

When I'm Gone-Simple Plan

Blonde, Bad, and Beautiful-Airbourne

Favorite TV Characters (1-20):

List of characters (Not complete) below but ranks coming soon

Ash Ketchum

Sheldon Cooper

Rajesh Koothrappali

Goku

Favorite Couples (1-15):

List of couples (Not complete) below but ranks coming soon

Ash/Serena (a.k.a Amourshipping)-Pokemon

Least favorite Couples (1-10) (You won't EVER see me writing a fic for ANY of these):

List of couples (Not complete) below but ranks coming soon

Clemont/Serena-Pokemon

Mikey/Lily-Kappa Mikey

Favorite Video Games (1-20):

List of games (Not complete) below but ranks coming soon

Gears of War 3

Forza Horizon 3

Fallout 3

Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag

Pokémon Moon

Madden

Super Smash Bros.

Project Cars

Dirt

Need for Speed Most Wanted (2005 original)

Favorite Video Game Characters (1-20):

List of characters (Not complete) below but ranks coming soon

Marcus Fenix-Gears of War series

Edward Kenway-Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag

Pikachu-Pokémon, Super Smash Bros.

Augustus "Cole Train" Cole-Gears of War

Luigi

Favorite animes:

Pokémon

Dragon Ball Z

One Punch Man

Archives I am most likely to make fics for:

Pokémon

My fics:

In progress:

Pokémon:

The Part of You That Stayed Behind: Ash, 28, is World Champion, is married to Serena, and has three kids. But one day, a couple of days after winning a battle against a tough competitor, someone claims that Ash used an illegal tactic in order to win, not only turning his whole fanbase against him, but the entire world. The only ones who believe he didn't cheat are his family and his friends. After failing to convince the world he didn't cheat, he says goodbye to his family and friends and goes into hiding. Twenty four years later he still hasn't returned, devastating those who care about him. Serena, now 52, sits at a park bench, waiting for his return. While she waits, she tells other people of how Ash rose to fame and what transpired in the days leading to his disappearance.

Crossover:

Serena and Ash: Crossover Dimension-Ash and Serena are traversing through a forest until they are somehow transported to the Naruto universe. Meeting up with Naruto and Hinata, they seek to find a way to get back home before they are deemed missing. (Requested by a random guest)

Completed:

Back for Christmas-Pokémon: Ash invites all his friends and former traveling companions to Kalos to celebrate Christmas, but when Ash and Clemont have a fight, Ash storms off, and his friends worry that he might not make it back in time for the party. Christmas one-shot.

You Raise Me Up-Pokémon: After a close defeat in her latest Pokémon showcase, Serena feels a little down in the dumps, so Ash decides to cheer her up. What will he do and will he erase her doubts and lift her spirits? Valentine's Day one-shot.

In or Out-Pokemon: Serena moves back to Pallet and starts going to the high school there and meets and falls for a boy named Ash Ketchum, however, another girl, Miette, also likes him. When prom comes around, will Ash choose Miette because she's pretty, or Serena because she has a kind and caring personality?

Love You Now, Love You Always-Following their most recent journey over the summer, Ash and Serena, now Seniors in high school, must handle how to be in a relationship now that they're a couple, facing new challenges along the way.

Against All Odds: After sixteen years of not seeing Ash, Serena, now 26, finally sees him for the first time since then. She still has a crush on him but is still unable to tell him. Ash, also 26, is Pokémon World Champion, has two kids: a son and a daughter, but is divorced. Seeing this as her chance to be with him forever, she starts to get to know him again and work up the courage to tell him how she feels about him.

Cancelled:

Total Drama Comes Back: This story has been cancelled as of 1/6/17. I'm sorry for those of you who were expecting a new chapter from me, but I had to cancel this story because it has only seven chapters, I haven't updated it in over three years, and I have really no outline for it, plus, I've lost interest in Total Drama. I kind of rushed this story out back in June of 2012. It wasn't ready yet but I got it out anyway, so those are the reasons I am discontinuing this story. But hey, I just might revive it in the future, but it's not guaranteed.

I Wouldn't Do It if I Didn't Care: This story has been cancelled as of 1/6/17. I haven't updated it in almost a year and a half and I haven't even started the next chapter yet due to lack of ideas, plus, I've lost interest in Regular Show, so this story is done. I hate to say this but don't expect any more updates for this.

Coming soon:

Crossover:

None for now

Pokémon:

(Title TBD): After the Kalos League, Ash decides whether to stay in Kalos a bit longer, or leave for his next region right away. When he chooses to go, Serena decides to tell Ash her feelings before he goes. But when she makes a mistake, she may not have enough time before Ash is gone. (Idea might be scrapped)

Genre(s): Romance

Predicted Story Length: Oneshot

Rating: K

Release Date: TBD

Like You Never Existed: A fellow trainer named Liam meets the group and tells Serena that he is her brother. Not knowing she had a brother, she goes through the process of figuring out why she never knew she had another sibling and why it was kept a secret from her. Includes my OC Liam. (Idea might be scrapped)

Genre(s): Friendship/Drama

Predicted Story Length: 15-20 chapters

Rating: T

Release Date: Winter 2016

(Title TBD): After failing to confess to Ash about her feelings once again, Serena decides to go to therapy to sort things out. She tells the therapist everything about her crush on Ash, hoping the therapist can help her in some way, but the therapist may prove more helpful than she thought. (Idea might be scrapped)

Genre(s): Romance/Drama

Predicted Story Length: 10 chapters

Rating: T

Release Date: Summer 2016

(Title TBD): After Ash sacrificed himself to protect his friends by an attack by Team Rocket and getting seriously injured, Serena decides to talk to him about his safety and self-preservation.

Genre(s): Friendship/Drama

Predicted Story Length: One-Shot

Rating: T

Release Date: Summer/Fall 2018

Miss You In A Heartbeat: After completing the Kalos League, Ash decides to leave immediately. Serena, having not confessed to Ash that she loves him, decides to write a note and give it to him before he leaves back home to Kanto. When Ash reads the note on the plane, he realizes how much of an impact he made on her. (Idea might be scrapped)

Genre(s): Romance/Drama

Predicted Story Length: One-Shot

Rating: K

Release Date: Summer 2016

The Part of You That Stayed Behind: Ash, 28, is World Champion, is married to Serena, and has three kids. But one day, a couple of days after winning a battle against a tough competitor, someone claims that Ash used an illegal tactic in order to win, not only turning his whole fanbase against him, but the entire world. The only ones who believe he didn't cheat are his family and his friends. After failing to convince the world he didn't cheat, he says goodbye to his family and friends and goes into hiding. Twenty four years later he still hasn't returned, devastating those who care about him. Serena, now 52, sits at a park bench, waiting for his return. While she waits, she tells other people of how Ash rose to fame and what transpired in the days leading to his disappearance.

Genre(s): Drama/Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy

Predicted Story Length: 15 chapters

Rating: T

Release Date: Spring 2017

Note: Although the story details may apply, this story has no connection to Against All Odds. It is in a totally different storyline.

Every Corner I Turn: When she was 10, Serena gave up on her dream of being a performer and became a coordinator. Five years later, now 15, Serena is a star coordinator but is constantly encountered by the press, stressing her out. In order to avoid them, she slightly alters her appearance and changes her name to Malina. But when that almost isn't enough, fortunately one day, she runs into Ash. A couple of days later, she asks for his help in avoiding the paparazzi, and he gladly accepts. But narrowly avoiding the press on a constant basis and the fact that someone out there is suspicious that Serena really is "Malina", keeping her away from the press and her identity a secret is easier said than done.

Genre(s): Drama/Romance/Adventure

Predicted Story Length: 15 chapters

Rating: T

Release Date: Fall 2017

(Title TBD): Ash, 21, is living the life he's always dreamed of: Being Pokémon World Champion, a hero to many people, etc. But he feels like something is missing, something he can't really put his finger on. When Serena comes back into his life, he may have found out what that "something" is, but feels as if he still doesn't understand. Serena, also 21, is living a life as a journalist and part-time coordinator. She still harbors feelings for her childhood friend but now is more comfortable expressing them while she is around him. But feeling that he still may be dense as he was when he was ten, can she make their longtime friendship blossom into something... more? (I will come up with a better summary soon)

Genre(s): Drama/Romance

Predicted Story Length: 15 chapters

Rating: T

Release Date: Winter 2017-18

(Title TBD): Serena receives a note from a certain Pokémon master hopeful during a break from her travels in Hoenn, and what it says is something that gives her hope for the future, both for her goals and a chance to reunite with the raven haired boy that holds a special place in her heart.

Genre(s): Romance

Predicted Story Length: One-shot

Rating K

Release Date: TBD

(Title TBD): Ash and all his friends and former travelling companions meet up when a tournament is held for trainers all around the world, whether they're a battler, coordinator, or performer. But seeing the format brings a challenge for all of them. What does this tournament have in store for them? What challenges will they overcome during the month long tournament?

Genre(s): Adventure

Predicted Story Length: TBD

Rating: T

Release Date: TBD

Note: This is more likely going to be a side project, which means it won't be updated constantly, but it's an idea I look forward to working on.

(Title TBD): Ash and all his friends and former travelling companions go to a summer camp when the gyms and leagues decide to take a season long break. But when numerous campers come together for one long summer, all sorts of things could go wrong... or right. It's going to be one heck of a stay.

Genre(s): Humor

Predicted Story Length: TBD

Rating: T

Release Date: Fall 2018

Note: Like the story above, this one is more likely to be a side project, and yes, it means it probably won't be updated constantly, but I like this idea a lot, so I have to do it.

Yes! I do realize I have a lot of ideas for Ash/Serena (A.K.A: Amourshipping). So what? I'm a sucker for romance! If you have any requests for me, PM me and I'll get to it. I'll write for anything, but there are some things I ABSOLUTELY will not make a story or one-shot for (LOOK BELOW!).

Come back here to check out what new stories I will be making. One of them is bound to be interesting to you.

The progression of my fics:

Serena and Ash: Crossover Dimension-A new story I started back on Halloween of last year. A random guest requested it and I gave it a go. I haven't updated it since then, but the next chapter will be out within the next 1-2 weeks.

While I'm at it, I have something to say that has to do with my writing. These are the types of stories I will not write:

Lemon (This could change in the future): I don't feel comfortable yet making one of these, so until I am, if I ever will, I won't make a lemon. I am fine with implying that two characters had sex but not actually describe the scene of them doing it, it would be too much for me. I am fine with it being implied, like for example: The two characters are lying in bed naked, but that's as far as I'll be comfortable with, no more than that.

yaoi or yuri: I have no interest in writing gay or lesbian fics. But don't get me wrong, I don't hate gays and lesbians! Unlike the other two, this will probably never change

No combination of the two above: Don't EVER come to me asking me to make a yaoi or yuri lemon. I couldn't even get past one paragraph, let alone one sentence if I were to do so. I would rather stick myself to a lemon juice covered cactus before I would write one of these. So I'm just warning you now, don't request me to make such a thing.

Human X Pokémon: Okay, who in the hell would make one of these? I mean, seriously? Who? I know sure as hell I never will. Who in their right mind would think this is a good idea? This idea could definitely be regarded as beastiality, which I do not approve of. So if you asked me to make a story like this, here is my response: Not a chance in hell!

The only way I will write rated M stories is if they have strong violence and gore and/or strong language. Nothing else!

For those of you who saw that I would not make fics with OCs that might change because I have a couple of OCs I want to put in my future stories. BUT, I am only going to limit three OCs per story, no more than that. And the actual characters will be in the story as well, so be prepared.

My favorite quotes from tv shows:

The Big Bang Theory:

I can't be impossible, I exist!

-Sheldon, The Gothowitz Deviaton

Jews don't have hell. We get acid reflux.

-Howard, The Spaghetti Catalyst

We'll always have the night the heat went out.

-Raj, The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation

I think I bruised a testicle capturing that last pawn.

-Howard, The Work Song Nanocluster

It wasn't my first pantsing and it won't be my last!

-Sheldon, Pilot

You got me out of my pants!

-Sheldon, Pilot

Sweety and meaty and the same time!

-Raj, The Adhesive Duck Deficiency

She wants New Delhi, not kosher deli!

-Raj, The Plimpton Simulation

Two and a Half Men:

You're 10! No one cares!

-Charlie, If I Can't Write my Chocolate song, I'm Going to take a Nap!

It's gross! It tastes like worms!

-Jake, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Last summer, he actually fractured his ass doing a cannonball into the bathtub.

-Alan, Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

I'm going to rip off your big fat lips and use them to kiss my ass!

-Charlie, Who's Vod Kanockers?

The Wiggles can kiss my pasty white tushy!

-Marty, Is there a Mrs. Waffles?

Pokémon:

There's no sense in going out of your way to get somebody to like you.

Ash, From the Pokémon Advanced episode Once in a Mawile

My favorite dialogue scenes

Two and a Half Men

Alan: Do you realize how lucky you are? You could've broken your necks.

Jake: We took precautions!

Alan: You flew off the roof! In a shopping cart! What precautions?

Eldridge: We were planning to land in the ocean.

Alan: You missed it, by a hundred yards!

-From the episode Lookin' for Japanese Subs

Charlie:We were playing basketball and it got a little rough.

Jake: You fouled me!

Charlie: You charged!

Jake: Did not!

-From the episode Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

(Jake farts)

Alan: Oh, oh, oh well very funny! You wanna go two for two? Well check this out! (Farts) That's a bran muffin and half a grapefruit my friend!

Jake: Yeah, well this is a grilled cheese sandwich, pigs in a blanket, and a waffle ice cream sandwich! (Farts)

Alan: Yeah, well this is an anti depressant and mochacino! (Farts. Realizes he just crapped his pants) Uh oh. Keep an eye out for a gas station.

-From the episode Gumby With a Pokey

Charlie: What he did in one night we couldn't do in a lifetime!

Alan: He broke her!

Charlie: Chewed her up and spit her out!

Alan: It was a beautiful thing!

Charlie: I gotta tell you here Alan, I always thought that your kid was a little bit of a simpleton.

Alan: Me too!

Charlie: But clearly, he is the chosen one!

Jake: Hey guys, check it out! Pull my finger! Okay! (Pulls finger and farts)

Alan: And they shall call him, Jake!

-From Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Jake: I've just about had it with you two! If you don't quit it, I'll turn this car around and nobody's going to the movies! (Charlie and Alan look surprised) Man I've always wanted to say that!

Alan: I have to go to the bathroom!

Charlie: You should've peed when he made that left turn, like i did!

-From The Sake of the Child

Jake: You're not supposed to listen in on my private conversations.

Charlie: You're not supposed to tell people I crap my pants.

-From I Think You Offended Don

The Big Bang Theory

Howard: Yep! Welcome to the penthouse forum!

Raj: Show of hands, who's up for this? (Howard raises hand)

Leonard: We'll all be naked. In front of each other.

Howard: I'm out!

-From the episode The Plimpton Simulation

Raj: I like Green Lantern! I'm just saying it's pretty lame that he can be defeated by the color yellow.

Sheldon: Only modern Green Lantern is vulnerable to yellow.

Leonard: Golden age Green Lantern was vulnerable to wood.

Raj: Great! So I can take them both out with a number two pencil?

-From the episode The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition

Raj: How about this? When Winnie the Pooh got stuck in the honey tree, his friends all grabbed onto him, and pulled and pulled!

Leonard: You do what you want! I'm not touching another man's honey tree!

-From The Robotic Manipulation

Nurse: I need an orderly with a wheelchair! I got a robot hand grasping a man's penis out here!

Howard: You think you could be a little more discreet?

Nurse: I'm sorry! We don't have a code for robot hand grasping a man's penis!

-From The Robotic Manipulation

Leonard: Are we all clear on the plan?

Howard: Yes! Koothrapali is going to wet himself, I'm going to throw up, Sheldon's gonna run away, and you're going to die! Shall we synchronize our watches?

Leonard: There are four of us and one of him.

Sheldon: Which means his triumph will be even larger. Minstrels will write songs about him.

-From The Financial Permeability

Howard: I don't know, it was just there.

Leonard: If I had a gun there would you have shot yourself?

-From The Peanut Reaction

Raj: So you slipped and fell into a robot hand?

Howard: Yes.

Raj: Penis first?

Howard: Yes, now help me!

Leonard: I suggest a lubricant but I have a feeling you fell on some of that as well.

Howard: Not funny Leonard!

Raj: Really? A robot hand's got a death grip on your junk dude. That's funny, ask anyone.

-From The Robotic Manipulation

Pokémon

Brock: I didn't know Vikings still existed.

Ash: They mostly live in Minnesota.

-From Pokémon The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back

Quotes coming soon

I do not own all these quotes and dialogues! They belong to Chuck Lorre, J.G. Quintel, George Lopez, Game Freak, and Nintendo.

My OCs:

Liam

Series he will be involved in: Pokémon

Age: 16

Height: 6' 4"

Relation to any character?: Yes-Serena (Brother)

Appearance: Puffy brown hair (Not like an afro but much smaller), muscular build, wears: black and white striped hoodie with a pink short sleeved V-neck and various colored wifebeaters underneath, black flat brimmed cap (wears backwards), black shorts that go down to his shins, black leather converses, uses a black backpack

Liam is a hardworking, devoted individual. He started his Pokémon journey at the age of 10 like everyone else. He is a very cordial guy and is usually calm when a conflict breaks out, unless he is involved, then he could possibly get violent. Due to being a Pokémon trainer for six years, he has a lot of experience under his belt, and is a very persistent and determined trainer. He is a great trainer, although not as great as Ash. His dream is to become a fighting master. He quickly backs any of his friends up when they need it. He is very protective of his friends and especially his Pokémon. He is Serena's brother. She never knew about him, but he knew about her. He left with his father at the age of 6 when Grace (Serena's mom) was still pregnant with Serena, but lived with his grandparents shortly after leaving home and lived with them until he started his journey.

Stories he will be featured in: The Part of You That Stayed Behind

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

Fanfiction authors I praise (Their work I admire more than anyone else's)

EllisW: To me, he or she is the best Amourshipping author. Sure they've only made three of them, but I've read all three Amourshipping stories they've written and no other author's Amourshipping stories have had a bigger impact on me than theirs. So I definitely recommend this author, especially when it comes to Amourshipping (he or she specializes in it).

Quirk Quartz: Great author right here! The only author (to me) who even comes close to great Amourshipping stories like EllisW's is this person. Every single Amourshipping story I've read of his is fantastic! Go try them out! They're awesome!