(This is a really old FF account but I'm really only keeping it because of the memories

Hello! I'm a proud supporter of TMNT, KFP and all things wacky! :P

Warning: Complete weirdness up ahead! Read on at your own risk!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am weird...so DON'T complain!

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On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "...just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Harry Potter Toy Broom: "This broom does not actually fly." (Ditto to the last comment.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)

On the Twizzlers Popsicles: Warning! Contents may be cold! (Because I like my popsicles hot an' toasty!)

On an Unknown Hair Coloring: Do not use as an ice cream topping. (But it tastes so GOOD!)

On Nabiso Easy Cheese: For best results, remove cap. (THAT explains why it wouldn't come out!)

On a 500 piece puzzle: Some assembly required. (Isn't that the whole point?)

On a Unknown Detergent Bottle: Do not use as body wash. (But I don't have soap!)

(Feel free to add your own below this)

Put Your Name Next to Mine Once You've Copy and Pasted: LexisTexas2000, KungFuPanadaFanatic, dizzyizzy9000, edger230, Puckabrinaluver, SunsetVolcano

My reactions to random show / movie scenes:

When a person is stuck in a haunted house and they say "Who's there?" when they hear a noise, I say: "What the heck?!!! You'll get yourself killed!! ...this happens in all the movies I watch..."

When Po says "Skadoosh!", I say: "Booyakasha!"

When Spongebob laughs, I plug my ears.

When a girl kicks a boy's butt, I say: "GIRL POWER!"

When I see a really sad part in a movie, I say: "Don't cry, don't cry, it's not real, it's not real!" (I cry anyways...)

(add your own if you want to!)

When you copy and paste this on your profile, put your username next to mine: SunsetVolcano

YOUR GUY SIDE:

xYou love hoodies.

You love jeans.

dogs are better than cats

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

xYou've played with/against boys on a team.

xShopping is torture.

Sad movies suck

You own/ed an X-Box.

xPlayed with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

xYou used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

x You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

x It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

x Sports are fun

x Talk with food in your mouth.

xSleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 13

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love to shop

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink

x Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance?

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else

for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 1

1. What would you say about your boyfriend?

Dont have one!

2. What is the first thing you say in the morning?

OW! (after hitting my head on the wall again)

3. Your teacher is...

Strict

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?

Homework...homework...more homework...

5. How would you describe your next-door neighbors?

Happy people! :D

6. What would your Best Friend say about you?

She's weird! :P

7. How do you feel right now?

I'm a fox! (dingdingdingding)

I feel energetic

8. What’s on your bedside table right now?

Nothing...just a...a notebook...NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX!

9. What did you do when you woke up this morning?

Went back to sleep

10. When you open your wardrobe, you see...

A mess (shoot! I forgot to clean it...for 9 months...argh)

11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?

I didn't go to a concert for...my whole life...

12. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called?

Daisy Fields!!!!

13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show?

I Can Swing My Sword (hehehehe...)

14. Your life's theme song?

Fireflies

15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?

Something you do when you're bored...

16. If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be?

Tell mom that I couldn't take my medicine this morning! I was too busy planning this!

17. Your motto is...

Shoot for the moon! If you miss you'll land among the stars!

18. If you could buy anything in this world, you would buy...

Life (so I could give it to all the dudes who are too stupid to get one)

19. What did you dream about tonight?

TMNT and KFP crossovers

20. Having a party... what do you play?

I read (you're tellin' me it isn't a game?! Go get a life!)

21. What do Your Texts say?

Nothing...(I got no one to text)

22. What do you think about in math class?

Volume of a triangular prism is...base area x surface area...no...uh...

23. What is going to be your funeral song?

Pianos playing in the background

24. Relaxing Song?

Fireflies.

25. Song you listen to before you go to sleep?

Fireflies. Brings me lucid dreams.

26. Happy Song?

Fireflies!!!! LOVE IT! CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!

27. Song that reminds you of your mother?

The World's Greatest

28. Song that reminds you of your father?

The World's Greatest

29.Song that reminds you of your brother(s)

Inner Ninja! Boy...my brother's weird...

30. What is the song that reminds you of your sister(s)

Inner Ninja! Same as my brother. My sisters are weird, too!

31. Song that reminds you of tour pet(s)

Did I ever have a pet in my life? Ok...my neighbour's cat...eh...Inner Ninja!

My bro, my sisters and my neighbour's cat are weird

32. Song that reminds you of your friend(s)

The Fox

33. Song that reminds you of your school

Rainbow Factory

34. Song that makes you smile

The TMNT 2012 theme song!

35.Any last words?

See ya, dudes! :P

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Adam

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow? Red

3. Your first initial? A

4. Your month of birth? April

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Michelle

7. Your favorite number? 10

8. Do you like California or Florida more? California

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Lake

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I wish I could meet my relatives.

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person. I don't know ANYONE named Adam!!!

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul-mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend. Makes sense...

7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. What????? :(

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laid-back person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday

My catch-phrase: "Shoot! PEW! PEW!"

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mommy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's,

I even got the gold

But mommy when I went to school that day,

I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mommy I had to go,

but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun

he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun

from his older brother

Mommy please tell daddy

that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend,

that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister

that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother

that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends

that they were always the best

Mommy I'm not the first

I'm no better than the rest

Mommy tell my teachers

I won't show up for class

And never to forget this

and please don't let this pass

Mommy why'd it have to be me

no one deserves this

Mommy warn the others,

mommy I left without a kiss

And mommy tell the doctors

I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor

trying not to cry

Mommy I'm slowly dying

with a bullet in my chest

But mommy please remember

I'm in heaven with the rest

Mommy I ran as fast as I could

when I heard that crack

Mommy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mommy I wanted to live

But mommy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mommy tell my Chris I'm sorry

but I had to cancel the date

I love you mommy

I always have I know you know it's true

Mommy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Made me cry! No! Omg...*cries harder*

They hurt her..."

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

BOYS SHOULDN'T CHEAT! There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school. The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLY liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also. Well of course she did, everyone did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Courtney tried to steal Jack away everytime she had a chance to. One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies. Ashley heard everything...what movie theatre and what time.

Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney. Ashley sat right behind them. she watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theatre. Courtney told jack "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied "heck yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window. Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't there. For the next few days Ashley wasn't there. A week later her mother found her in her closet dead... she commited suicide because she had loved Jack so much. Next to ashley's dead body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you. I never thought you would do something like this to me. I really loved you Jack. I died for you just like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney.

Sheesh...how come this always happens...I mean why kill you self! D:

That boy was so stupid! -_- I hate him...

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

Omg! I got another review! :D OMG! XD

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.

copy and paste this to your profile if your still a kid in the inside.

If people think your crazy, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile

1) Have you ever been asked out?

Nope.

2) Where did you get your default picture?

Ever heard of TMNTPedia

3) What's your middle name?

Starts with Y?

4) Your current relationship status?

Not interested.

5) Does your crush like you back?

Uh...do I have a crush first of all?

6) What is your current mood?

Headaches ache my head which is a headache.

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?

Uh...yellow (not pee if you were thinking about that!)

8) What color shirt are you wearing?

Red

9) Missing something?

My head

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

Going on Fanfiction in the first place! JK! JK!

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

A mantis shrimp!

12) Ever had a near death experience?

Almost got hit by a car! (thanks mom!)

13) Something you do a lot?

Sleep and write

14) The song stuck in your head?

Man in the Mirror

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

Puckabrinaluver's profile!

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

Well there is a dude named Riaz who is one day older than me so...yeah...

17) When was the last time you cried?

Headache

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

No...

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

The power to live forever and not get old or get any health problems!

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

They are really immature when they're kids...

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

Coffee with da creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam!

22) What's your biggest secret?

POOPY is my fav word

23) Favorite color?

RED! :D

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

YEAH! TMNT 2012 forevs!

25) What are you?

Human. Are you?

26) Do you speak any other language?

Depends on if you mean certain words or if I could keep up a conversation in that language. (borrowed from Puckabrinaluver)

27) What's your favorite smell?

Eh? The smell of...my detergent? I dunno!

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

Hectic

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

No...

30) What are you thinking about right now?

Fanfiction...and CATS! Headache kickin' in again...

31) What should you be doing?

Eating dinner! :3

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

My sis...

33) Do you like working in the yard?

do I work in the yard? HELL NO!

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

I'll keep mine...thank you...

35) Do you act differently around the person you like

I act chill around my mommy...(if that's what you're asking...I like my mom)

36) What is your natural hair color?

BLAAAAAAAAAACK!

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?

My sis...

38) Whats the best thing you could cook?

What???? Do I seem like I can cook? I messed up making my tea and bread! D:

39) What is your favorite thing to do?

READING!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST have a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a s-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a LGBT RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.X

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GUY who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm blackX

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.X

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.X

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support LGBT RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.X

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.X

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalkerX

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weakX

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. X

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.X

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.X

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loserX

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.X

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.X

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.X

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.X

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.X

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.X

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.X

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.X

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I love FIRE so I must be a pyromaniac.

I am SUPERSTITIOUS, so I MUST be paranoid.X

What element are you?

.:FIRE:.

You have a short temper.

You often act on your emotions without thinking first.

You are very competitive.X

You like to play with fire.

You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.

You prefer warm weather over cold weather.X

You often lose control over yourself.

You can be quite reckless.

You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.

People have often called you insane.X

Total: 3

.:WATER:.

You have a calm, laid-back personality.X

You like to go to the beach.

You rarely get angry.X

When you do get angry, you know how to control it.

You think before you actX

You are good at breaking up fights.

You are a good swimmer. X

You like the rain.X

You can stay calm in stressful situations.

You are very generous.X

Total: 6

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong.X

You have a close connection with nature.

You don't mind getting dirty.X

You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.X

You could easily survive in the wild. X

You care about the environment.X

You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.

You rarely get depressed.X

You aren't afraid of anything.

You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

Total: 6

.:AIR:.

You have a free spirit.X

You hate rules.X

You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.X

You hate to be restrained.X

You are very independent and outgoing.X

You are quite intelligent.X

You tend to be impatient.X

You are easily distracted.X

You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.X

You wish you could fly.(Just to be free)X

Total: 10

.:DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time aloneX

You prefer nighttime over daytimeX

You like creepy things.X

You like to play tricks on people.

Black is your favorite color.

You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.

You don't talk much.

You are atheist.

You don't mind watching scary movies.

You love to break the rules.X

Total: 4

.:LIGHT:.

You are very polite.X

You are spiritual.X

When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.X

You believe everything you see or hear.

You are afraid of the dark.

You hate violence.

You hope for world peace.X

You are generally a happy person.X

Everyone loves to be around you.

You always follow the rules.

Total: 5

Air! YEAH! :D

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

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Favourite pairings (more to come, Im just too lazy... and also, this is in no particular order...except the first one is my fav... :3):

1. Tigress x Po (Kung fu Panda)

2. Donnie x April (TMNT 2012)

3. Katara x Aang (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

4. Crane x Viper (Kung fu Panda)

5. Kristoff x Anna (Frozen)

6. Beast Boy x Raven (Teen Titans)

7. Shikamaru x Temari (Naruto)

8. Naruto x Hinata or Sakura (Naruto)

9. Harry x Ginny (Harry Potter)

10. Hermione x Ron (Harry Potter)