Hermione Granger's bright shoes and the influence of said shoes on her fabulous legs entrance Draco Malfoy, as does her quick wit and sharp tongue. Too bad she has a boyfriend. Love? Maybe. Hilarity? Definitely. ABANDONED I AM SO SO SO SORRY I'M SO SORRY (6/4/14)

Professor Edward Cullen has trouble getting his male students to pass his class. And although all his female students are passing the class with flying colors, they continue to flirt with him. He uses Bella to solve the problem.

Harry, Neville, Ron, Seamus and Dean sit around their dorm eating food and talking about pick-up lines. Some implied slash so if you don't like that... May not be updated reguarly as it is a series of oneshots and twoshots. Lots of sexual innuendos.

The Shrieking Shack was eerie and sent shivers down Albus' spine. There was a sense of foreboding, and he wanted to be back at the comfortable, warm Gryffindor common room. But, Scorpious and Rose were already climbing up the crumbling staircase, cautious

Draco Malfoy is forced to turn to the Order for help when he cannot take the life of a Death Eater any longer. Based on the poem 'If' by Rudyard Kipling. HG/DM. HBP compliant, but not DH.

The world seemed to freeze and I stifled a sigh. He smelled so good! EW! Wait, Malfoy smells good? No way. I checked again, subtly, of course. Although one can only be so subtle when on another’s chest…' READ AND REVIEW

So what are you saying? That because of some stupid spell we're married!". "that's about it Granger"? Malfoy smirked and continued, "and if our lives couldn't be any worse the spell wouldn't have taken effect unless we were soul mates". "We're What!"

Can Hermione Granger get through seventh year without killing Draco? Can Draco fall in love with someone he despises? And when will Ron get a clue? RW/HG HP/GW DM/HG more to come. REVIEW!

Draco demands that Hermione entertain him in his drunken stupor one night and they play a little game that causes all kinds of trouble and hilarity. Rated M for language, no sex, sorry guys. Still worth reading. Review please. I loves em.

Draco has expectations to live up to for his father. The one thing he does is fall for the one person he's forbidden to have. DISCLAIMER;; I only own the plot. my first attempt at HPFF. be nice.

Harry, Ron, and Pansy - three people stupid enough to set-up Draco Malfoy on a blind date with Hermione Granger. What could possibly go wrong?

Draco's parents are insisting he get married so he can begin producing heirs to the Malfoy name. He comes up with a brilliant plan to worm his way out of it, but now he needs an accomplice. Meanwhile, Hermione finds out some interesting news...!COMPLETE!

It's St. Patrick's Day, and Hermione comes to realize that she owns nothing green. Nothing. Sore and irritated with getting pinched, she's desperate. And it just so happens that her roommate is a Slytherin...so he's sure to own something green. Isn't he?

Take one Hermione Granger, one Draco Malfoy. Have them drink a love potion. Lock them up in a room together...oh, what fun! With HG and RP. Warning: Adult themes.

What happens when Hermione is forced to live with Draco Malfoy? Will they fall in love? Or will they drive each other insane? What happens when the line between love and hate gets blurred, and all the rules don't seem to make sense? You toss the rule book

ON HIATUS Step right up ladies and gents and hear the thrilling tale of the worst day of my entire life!I have the honor and horror of officially anouncing that I will have to spend an entire year with none other than the one, the only...Drraaco Malfoy!

Draco just won't leave Hermione alone! What she does to make him stop shocks the Great Hall and teachers alike, but Hermione and Draco don't mind. Oneshot

Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.

Ficlet Dumbledore decides to try again for house unity so locks groups of six students into rooms to play a series of games. Have a guess who the Golden trio are grouped with! DMHG COMPLETE!

ONESHOT The long awaited Prequel to 'A False Glamour' this explains how Draco, Hermione, Harry and Ron all came up with the plan for the Valentines breakfast. DMHG

COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM

What happens when a witch and a wizard meet on the internet, but don’t know it’s their friend? HpHg

[COMPLETE] Mean girls meets Magical world...Every school has them, a clique, even at Hogwarts. All stunningly pretty, and richabsolutely rolling in the galleons. The kind of girls guys always seem to fall for, and the ones all the girls envy.DMHG

ONESHOT Draco gets the surprise of his life when Harry and Ron barge into Malfoy Manor and demand that he comes with them. DMHG

Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?

Just as the title suggests. She is, along with all her fellow students, under a spell that lasts until midnight. So what will happen when she learns who her Prince Charming really is? HGDM. ONESHOT.

Our foreheads touch and her eyes are narrowed directly at me. I lick my lips and smirk, whispering before plunging into her, "the feeling's mutual, Granger." (DM/HG)

“A hungry Hermione is a mean Hermione” and just for fun, throw in a transfiguration assignment, an indecisive Draco, and a devoted feline into the mix. DMHG. OneShot.

Voldemort has been defeated. All is at peace. Now, during seventh year, what if one: Draco Malfoy, can see under people's clothes, and two:Hermione Granger can read minds? What happens when these two clash...COMPLETE!Warningthis story contains sex,

Draco suffers from sleep walking and wakes up continuously in Hermione's bed. So what happens during the nights spent in Hermione's bed that caused her to have bloodshot eyes and lack of sleep?

Draco is obsessed with a photograph of his grandparents who look exactly like himself and Hermione Granger. Two shot, DMHG, bizarre.

Evander Malfoy stumbles onto a world where the Dark Lord is in power, Harry Potter is missing, and Draco Malfoy has just bought Hermione Granger, Evander's unsuspecting mother... in a manner of speaking. DMHG, SEQUEL to Courting Miss Granger, Pre-HBP

By yourself again Granger?” a voice drawled, “I think it’s that new Dung perfume you’re wearing. Shame smelling like crap won’t hide that mudblood smell you already have” .DM.HG.HP one shot/Crack Fic/ Major OOC

COMPLETE Hermione is caught in a duel between Harry and Draco she is put in a sleep of which can only broken by her one true love... ONESHOT

PostHogwarts. A mission gone wrong strands Draco and Hermione deep underground, with one of them dangerously injured and their escape route prowled by Death Eaters. Will they be rescued? And how will they cope until they are? COMPLETE!

Sequel to Twenty Questions. What are the Gryffindors to do after their humiliating game of twenty questions? Get even. They are back with a vengeance and this time, they are out for blood, out for revenge,and out to Hogsmeade.

(COMPLETED) (AU) (Story told in Hermione's P.O.V) Insanity overwhelmed me as I accepted that ridiculous challenge, who knew one little thing can erupt into something so big? My first DracoHermione.

After a late night of studying, Hermione unwinds with some muggle candy. Draco makes an appearance. Warning: Includes libraryafterhoursstarburstfoodfight and snarky comments.HGDM

Hermione makes a proposal that Draco cannot refuse. My own version of a quickie fic with humor, intrigue, and good old fashioned lemony...lemony...SMUT AND WIT WITH PLOT. A lighthearted departure from Resurrection. COMPLETED!

Hermione reluctantly explores her wicked side with Draco to help him win a bet against Pansy involving Harry. What follows? Conspiracy, corruption, humor, payback, guilt, and sparks of all sorts. A twisty DMHG fic. Complete.

COMPLETE!The Callixtus Bond forces Draco and Hermione to spend every single day with each other--at least until they learn to get along...how long do they have to be bound by the charm?or will they even break it?R&R

Hermione and Draco are pushed together through the workings of a prophecy. Initially they try fight the knowledge that their relationship was predetermined, but eventually use their love to fight Voldemort. Worth a read. HGDM and HPGW. COMPLETE!

I heard you faking orgasm for Potty last night - or was it the Weasel" "I was SINGING you sodding git" - read the owl posts between our favorite HB & HG. (DMHG, HPGW)

[DMHG] Slytherins and crazy questions equals Gryffindors and silly answers. One shot.

COMPLETE:: A loud crying interrupts the Potions Master in his seventh years' Potions class...

Hermione and Draco. Gryffindor and Slytherin. Muggleborn and Pureblood. Warm-hearted and frozen soul. Forced to work together, she shatters his beliefs with one well-placed question. And then the fun begins… (Complete)