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Joined 06-27-10, id: 2422403, Profile Updated: 06-28-10

About the Author: Okay, well I guess like a lot of people I have an akward time trying to write about myself. This sucks, well most introductions normally start with a name so mine is Jen. Now I don't think I will be able to pin down my personality all too well. I even have hard times taking personality tests because I am often quoted in saying,

"I can't answer these questions, they depend!"

Anyway all I can really say to that is I'm adventurous, curious, optimistic, and most of the time kind hearted. Though that doesn't mean I don't have a more wild and dangerous side. And I do not mean for that to make me sound like I do drugs or anything like that, because I don't. I need a good clear mind if I plan on writing all the stories I have, well, planned.

The main anime I will be writing about with most likely be strict Hetalia-Axis Powers, though I may do a story for Naruto or Bleach here and there. I'm familiar with lots of other anime as well so if you are in need, like your going to die unless you get this, then I may write a short little story with your choice of anime and couple involved. Like I said before I am probably just going to stick with one or two on going Hetalia stories though. Thx!

Favorite Hetalia Character: Now it is really hard for me to choose with this anime, I do not think there is a single character I can honestly say I hate in the show either, and that's saying something! I normally have a group of characters or just one in particular that I HATE! But not for Hetalia...Anyway my favorite character would be Canada or Matthew Williams. So he will be in most of my Hetalia stories. Of course for other readers I will try to include as many characters as possible!!

I will try to make my stories as adventurous, hot, and just plain awesome (like Gilbert) as possible!!

If you ask me "Who are you? Are you trying to be cool? What are you?" I would say "No, I'm myself" Post this on your profile if your against labels and your not afraid to stand up and be yourself, even against those who claim to be normal and popular and have yet to see that labels are for boxes and food

"A true hero can stand tall even when falling and when the time is right!" Post that on your profile if you believe we all have a little hero in us (Like Alfred F Jones!)

Personally I was always fond of Villians, they always had some of the best theme songs! Post this on your profile if you love villians and have an evil side!

Pop quiz time!

1. What would you say about your boyfriend?
Bulletproof by La Roux (no comment)

2.What is the first thing you say in the morning?
Don't Say Lazy by K-On (again...no comment)

3. Your teacher is...
Alejandro by Lady Gaga (curse you lady gaga! and my friend for putting that on her ipod in turn causing me to randomly pick it!!)

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?
Take It Off by Ke$ha (I wonder if my friend would mind if I blew up her ipod after this...)

5. How would you describe your next door neighbours?
21 Guns by Green Day (...well my neighbour does have a gun o_o' I guess this kinda makes sense)

6. What would your Best Friend say about you?
Beautiful Bride by Flyleaf (ehh no comment x3)

7. How do you feel right now?
Secrets by OneRepublic (no comment, yet again!)

8.What's on your bedside table right now?
Long Kiss Goodbye by Halcali (still no real comment)

9. What did you do when you woke up this morning?
Seven by Boondox (I love this song)

10. When you open your wardrobe you see...
Nothin' On You by B.o.B and Bruno Mars (damn it! curse these songs for coming up at wrong moments making them sound perverted and creepy!)

11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?
Breathe Into Me by Red (...DAMN IT!)

12. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called?
Hand of Blood by Bullet for my Valentine (I may actually get a good fan fic idea from this..)

13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show?
Impossible by Shontelle (yeah...probably not ._.' sorry guys)

14. Your life's theme song?
Kick Ass by Mika and Redone (fuck yeah!)

15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?
Solo by IYAZ (I don't get it...)

16. If you were going to jump off a building what would your last words be?
Haven't Met You Yet by Michael Buble (meh)

17. Your motto is..
Waking The Demon by Bullet for my Valentine (love it!)

18. If you could buy anything in this world you'd buy...
In My Head by No Doupt (I don't get it)

19. What did you dream about tonight?
Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood (...yeah no comment)

20. Any last words?
Two is Better Than One by Boys Like Girls (I love this song!)

RULES:

1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in parentheses after the song name.
5. Put this in your profile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

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Clinging by XxFuyukaina-BakaxX reviews
AU Alfred is a normal happy go lucky high school kid whose biggest worry is getting away with not doing his homework. That is until a Russian freak transfers into his class and starts ruining his life. USxRus, PruCan, FrUK Rating changed to M!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 230,514 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Part Right, Half Wrong, a Third Crazy by Save the Rave reviews
AU. Meet Alfred Jones, a fairly questionable socialite. And now meet Matthew Williams, a depressed nobody that's working two and a half jobs to make ends meet and is failing at it. Miserably. This is not going to be pretty. Full summary and warning inside. Humour/Angst/Romance
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 423,076 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - America, Canada
Streetlamps by The Rational Dove reviews
Matthew is a resident of an orphanage in New York City when he is taken hostage by a street gang. There, Matthew meets Alfred and is thrown into a life of survival. AU setting with human names. Rating may be bumped up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,951 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - America, Canada
Adventures In GenderBending! by AmericanxHero reviews
One morning all the countries wake up...and realize they've switched gender for some unknown reason! Who did this and why? And will they ever return to normal again? Read and find out! Rated T for some language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,814 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Complete
Toy Soldiers by Soot reviews
Germany, Italy, America and England are all kidnapped. They don't know where they are or if they will even survive. Matthew sets out to find them, but is always followed by Francis and stalked by Gilbert. Slash.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,761 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Second Chance by ArixaBell reviews
It's twenty years after the devastating end of the third world war, when many countries were destroyed. The surviving nations are surprised to discover those that were lost, reborn as humans. USUK main, Spamano, mentions of various other pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,031 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Too Much by Silver and Gray reviews
"...he took a deep breath and began walking forward. The water flowed up through his legs, then to his waist. Taking another step forward, he was surprised to feel the ground below him give way as he was sucked under by the tide."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
The Boy with the Purple Eyes by ninjatomomi reviews
Gilbert, a veteran homicide detective, is put on the case of a kidnapping. As the case moves on, more and more is revealed surrounding the victim, entrancing Gilbert. He soon becomes obsessed with the boy he was sent to find, the boy with the purple eyes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,283 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete