Goat Mama
hide bio
Follow . Favorite
Joined 06-27-10, id: 2422763, Profile Updated: 08-12-17
Author has written 2 stories for Star Trek: 2009, Elder Scroll series, and Minecraft.

i hate writing profiles and will edit this when it's not 4 am (holy shit it's been forever since i even came onto this site)

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

A Daedra's Minion by Fox-Soul-Writer reviews
What happens to a person who has done work for various Daedric Princes? An Imperial lies waiting for the next world and what it may hold when fives Daedric Princes appear. With a prophecy in the making and deal made, what option does she have but to agree? Warning: Violence and mature language.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,332 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/2/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Complete
The Avengers TextMessages by HeartsWatson reviews
Funny texts/chats between the Avengers, and of course, Loki. FROSTIRON & CLINTASHA
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 12,967 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Main Course by Farky-fark and the Munky Bunch reviews
Here it is, the Main Course. This is the dinner party at which all 17 Daedric Princes are present, therefore hilarity ensues. Please enjoy. This is the sequel to Appetizers. The ending has been redone.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,088 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Azura, Sheogorath, Namira, Molag Bal - Complete
Semantics by The Starhorse reviews
Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,967 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sideswipe, Prowl - Complete
Real Vampires Don't Sparkle by Laluzi reviews
When Edward Cullen suddenly appears in Skingrad, the local vampires are not dazzled. At all.
Crossover - Twilight & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,627 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Edward, Vicente V. - Complete
The Return of Order by Darth Mezcal reviews
The Greymarch has ended, and Jyggalag is freed. Lithe, Jyggalag's general, has been temporarily released from his service. Now, waiting for Jyggalag's orders, Lithe must escape from the clutches of a mad altmer, and maybe make a few friends along the way.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Hunter's Order
The natural order of the world isn't what Jyggalag cares about. The more he conquers of Oblivion, the less of the other Princes mortals can find. It seems a rebellion is close at hand, but his general cannot act alone. Order and Knowledge already stand at each arms. All that's left, is the Hunt... But she won't be easy to convince.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2018
Scotty Made the Enterprise In Minecraft reviews
Scotty was bored for three days. No one found him until those days were over. He was in Minecraft. Building. The whole time.
Crossover - Star Trek: 2009 & Minecraft - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Complete