HEY THAR READERS! This is kchan. Yeah, I'm an inu fan, that's where I got the name if you're wondering. I usually use lotr screennames, like queenofmirkwood31, or lotrfanatic1421, but I got tired of them, so I used this one. I got the number from a story I wrote (my character was 2982 years old) so yeah.

I like Inu Yasha, LotR, Harry Potter, Wayfarer Redemption, anime, etc... Writing is my life, I would seriously die without it. I like to swim, read, listen to music, and sometimes confuse people when I talk in Spanish (it's funny because most of my friends think 'vamanos, date prisa' is an insult! hehe!) but yeah. I can't spal two sav me lif. I'm in high school, and I wish it were over already. I can't wait to move out and be on my own, though I don't think my parents are too horribly thrilled with the idea. They'd love to keep me chained to the ground.

A lot of the things in my stories, like expressions, and even some conversations, are from real life experiences (yes, I do go around calling people a son of an orc) If I cuss, I'm sorry, but it would kinda defeat the purpose if someone like Legolas said 'dag-namit' instead of 'damn' when he's angry. I don't cuss often, and have never uttered a curse out loud, but if I do, it will consist of damn, hell, and bastard. If those words offend you, don't read my stories, and I commend you for having such high standards when the world's have gone down the hole. I'm really nieve, (how the heck do you spell that anyways?) so I don't even know what a 'flame' is, but I'm guessing that they're bad, so please don't send me any.

I really appreciate any and all comments from people, so feel free to contact me through reviews and/or emails. It might take me a while to respond, but I ask you to be pateint (I'm kinda being a hipocrite by saying that, but yeah). I hope I will update stories regularly, so that I don't leave you hanging for too long, but I can't make promises since I have this really bad habit of starting a new story before finishing the others. But i do have one finished story now, though it's not much to talk about. it's neat, it's an Inu Yasha story, about Kag-chan. it's kinda sad, so if you get easily depressed, don't read it.

BEWARE REVIEWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEWARE REVIEWERS!!!!!!!!!

(Is there an echo in here?)READ THIS BEFORE REVIEWING!!!!!!!

Now, there are some things that must be adressed before you read my stories. I can tell you that I'm not enough of a Tolkien fanatic to have every aspect of his wonderous world memorized or to have my characters totally in line. Yes, they will be OOC, but some will be close. I've said that Boromir is "child-like" in one of my fanfics. Yeah, I know, some think it's an insult, but really it's not. I said that to show his pure, honest, downright good side of him that is carefree and loving like that of a child. Believe me, I love Boromir, and respect his character even though the guy's actions were contrary to this. But still, he's a great character, and I try not to make him out as the sarcastic, evil, son of an orc he could easily be portrayed as. Also, I know alot about Estel, and I still haven't found the defining lines of his character, so I usually make him the subtle comical relief, though not exactly the jokester. Yes, I AM what some call a Legoluster. I would die if I could kiss him, which is why he always falls in love in my stories. I know that I put a lot of things in there that he would never say or do, but I like to think about what he WOULD say or do if he weren't so darn elvish. If he opened up, he would, or should in my eyes, be really close to how i try to portray him. I do admit, I've only read ttt and memorized the movies, so I can't be called a true fan, more like a zombie follower, but I tried desperatly to get through the books, and for the life of me, I can only say that the movies made sense. But if it makes you feel any better, I did cry in all three movies, and I felt like I was there. But I guess that counts for nothing in the eyes of a true fan.

Also, about my Sues. Yeah, I must say every girl character I've made up has long blonde hair and almost blue eyes with perfect skin and devilishly good looks for humans, but that was before y'all told me what the heck a Sue was, thus pulling the wool away from my ignorant eyes. Honestly, it wasn't until my second Sue complaint did I realized that all I was creating were Sues. Now, I really don't feel like changing any of my currant stories from the horrible and dominant Sues that have taken control of them, so you'll have to bare with me. I promise, the next THREE stories won't be Sues. It might be a while, but I WILL make a non Sue if it kills me! Now, about spelling, I'm sorry, but, like I said earlier, eye cent spal two sev mi lyf. So yeah, there will be spelling mistakes, even in names. I've been told countless times about my spelling of Thranduil. I know. stop telling me. I gotthe picture already. I'm really tired of 'constructional critisism' which is really just glorified flaming, but go ahead. Have at me. I can use it to help me with future stories, but I most likely won't change the story you coment on itself. But don't worry, I do give what you say some thought (enough thought to give me a head ache, cause I tend to argue both sides) and I most likely will respond with some sort of an explanation or a thank you for the eye opener. I must apologize to my early glorified flames, because I really bit their heads off for them before I realized how biznochy I was being to people who really didn't mean it or deserve my crude remarks. Thank you all for your patience (you've much more than I have) and especially thank you to every one who actually read this.

thank you so much!

kchan~