My favourite things:-

Anime:

(in no order really)

NARUTO

Inuyasha

Hellsing

Trinity blood

Tokyo Mew Mew

Trigun

FMA

Wolfs rain

Yu Yu Hakusho

Devil May Cry

Bleach

Zombie-Loan

Vampire Knight

D. Grey-Man

Cardcaptors/ Card Captor Sakura

DN Angel

Ouran High School Host Club

Slayers

One Piece

Elfen Lied

and loads more that I can't think of right now XD

Character:-

NARUTO:

Deidara

Itachi

Hidan

Kakuzu

Tobi

Sasori

Pein/ Leader

Zetsu

Kisame

Naruto

Kakashi

Sasuke

Iruka

Gaara

Sai

Tsunade (possible the only girl in NARUTO I like)

Shikamaru

Kiba and Akamaru

(I think thats about it for NARUTO characters lol)

Inuyasha:

Sesshomaru

Bankotsu

Jakotsu

Moukotsu

Kyoukotsu

Renkotsu

Ginkotsu

Suikotsu

Koga

Rin (she is adorable and I normally don't like kids XD)

Sango and Kirara

Miroku

Hellsing:

Alucard

Jan Valentine

Trinity blood:

Abel

Cain

Tres

Tokyo Mew Mew:

Kish/ Kisshu

Pie

Tart

Trigun:

Vash

Knives

Wolfwood

Legato Bluesummers

FMA:

Ed

Al

Roy

Riza

Envy

Wolfs rain:

I basically like all the wolves XD

Yu Yu Hakusho:

Hiei

Yoko

Jin

Shishiwakamaru

Toya

Chu

Devil May Cry:

Dante

Bleach:

Ichigo

Hicho (Hollow Ichigo)

Hanatoru

Kenpachi

Byakuya

Hisagi

Gin

Renji

Grimmjow

Hitsugaya (Shiro-chan XD)

Ukitake

Kisuke Urahara

Zombie-Loan:

Chika Akatsuki

Shito Tachibana

Vampire Knight:

Zero

Kain

Aido

D. Grey-Man:

Kanda

Tyki

Debitto and Jasdero

Raod

Skin

(basically most of the noah family but not lulubell, she's annoying)

Cardcaptors/ Card Captor Sakura:

Sakura

Li

Yue

Kero

Ruby Moon

Spinner sun

DN Angel:

Dark

Ouran High School Host Club:

Tamaki

Kyoya

Hikaru and Kaoru

Hunny-sempia

Mori-sempia

Slayers:

Zelgadis

Gourry

One Piece:

Zoro

Sanji

Elfen Lied:

Lucy

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Sasuke

2. Naruto

3. Sai

4. Kakashi

5. Itachi

6. Deidara

7. Pein

8. Hidan

9. Sasori

10. Gaara

11. Kisame

12. Tobi

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No but I think it would be interesting XD

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Hell yes he is as hot as the first pit of hell

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Laugh my ass off, I never saw Hidan as an Uke XD

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Hell yeah

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

I'm not to sure, but it would be interesting

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five/Nine, I just can't see Itachi and Gaara being together

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

He'd die of embarresment then come back into one of his other six bodies XD

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic?

Both were emotionless until they found a friend in Naruto, now can they find love in each other.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

No not that I know of

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

I don't think Pein is capable of comfort XD

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

That pairing is just wrong, I don't do student/teacher relationships

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Not that I know of

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Again not that I know of

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

I don't think so

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

I don't think Gaara would scream, he's to silent

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Blink 182-Family Reunion XD

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

M for violence, langue and smut

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

I don't think Gaara would need a pick-up line all he has to do is take Naruto for ramen XD

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Violent and weird

20) How emo is Seven?

He isn't emo

Anime/cartoon Characters Quiz

Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!! Tag 5 people when you're done.

1. Kakashi (NARUTO)

2. Iruka (NARUTO)

3. Light (Death Note)

4. L (Death Note)

5. Sesshomaru (Inuyasha)

6. Bankotsu (Inuyasha)

7. Alucard (Hellsing)

8. Jan Valentine (Hellsing)

9. Vash (Trigun)

10. Wolfwood (Trigun)

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Why the fuck would Kakashi be awake this early?

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

AWWWWWW thats sweet but I only like him as a friend

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Would he like to join XD

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Holy crap, I didn't know L could traval through dimensions XD

5 cooked you dinner?

Wait... Sesshomaru can cook? thats news to me

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

YAY *stares at him*

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

AWESOME I'm related to a vampire XD

8 got into the hospital somehow?

AWWWW poor Jan, I'll bring him a packet of blood when I visit

9 made fun of your friends?

He most of been drinking again

10 ignored you all the time?

I feel so un-loved T_T

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Try to protect me

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Carry me to Tsunade cause he's a caring person

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

I don't know, a death note so I can help him create a new world shrugs

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Call the fire department while eating cake

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do?

nothing, he doesn't care if I make fool out of myself aslong as I'm not in his way T_T

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

Me marry Wolfwood, you have got to be kidding XD

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Ask me if I want him to turn me into a vampire XD

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

Let me kill all the ghouls he made XD

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

Shout encourgement and that the world is made of love and peace XD

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

I don't know, laugh with me?

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

It's Kakashi, he's hot in a mysetrious kind of way

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

Shock, I didn't know Iruke could traval through dimensions either XD

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

If he acts polite and nice then yeah

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

That Iruka has a rival in gaining Vashes affection?

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

No but it would be really hot Drools

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Nothing, if I try to stop him then I have to deal with a pissed of merchinary who weilds a huge ass halbred

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Do I look really good or is he just wondering where on my neck he is going to bite me? XD

Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?

Don't worry Jan, you don't live long enough in the series to worrie about that

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses you her love by sending an e-mail. Now what?

Send him an e-mail saying I'll meet him in 10 mins XD

You spot 10 kissing number 1. How do you react?

Shocked, thats three people I know now who can traval through dimensions

Friendship part

Could 1 and 6 be soulmates?

Not unless Bankotsu can also traval through dimensions

Would number 2 trust number 5?

I don't know

Number 3 wants to go shopping, will 7 come along?

No, he has more important things to do, also he can't traval in day light

Number 4 is bored and pokes number 10. What happens after that?

A poking war starts

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Sesshomaru: swordsmanship, Kakashi: literature

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?

Wait...Light and Bankotsu can cook and know each other?

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

uh...snipers?

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

I suppose aslong as Sesshomaru doesn't kill him

9 sketches what 6's perfect girlfriend should look like. Will 6 be happy?

uh...I guess

10 and 8 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Can vampires blush?

What would happen if...

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Wolfwood would hit Kakashi on the head with his huge cross gun thing

2 sent 9 an e-mail that was meant for his girlfriend?

As far as I know Iruka doesn't have a girlfriend

4 and 7 discovered they made love while being drunk?

I don't think L would drink, unless it was sweet XD

5 and 6 did a work-out together?

Are you sure they didn't try to kill each other?

6 noticed he wasn't invited for your birthday?

Shit now I'm going to ave the whole Band of Seven after me

7 won the lottery?

I didn't know vampires played the lottery

8 had quite a big secret?

Jan had a secret, to bad he died or I would of asked him damn it

9 became a singer?

Dear god, lets hope no ones ears will bleed

10 got a daughter?

Holy shit wolfwood has a daughter, when the hell did he have a girlfriend?

Last part!

What would 1 think of 2?

Kakashi: "that scar on his nose is so cute _\"

What would 2 find weird about 3?

The fact that Light believes he can become a god

How would 3 greet 4?

Light: "Hello Ryuuzaki-kun"

L: "Are you Kira?"

What would 4 envy about 5?

I have no idea

What dream would 5 have about 6?

how he was going to kill him?

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

They both have black hair?

What would make 7 angry at 8?

The fact that Jan is a freak-chip vampire

Where would 8 meet 9?

unless they can traval between dimensions they wouldn't meet

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

you're a dirty smoker?

What would make 10 scared of 1?

His dog summons?

Tag: I tag my five different personalities XD

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

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Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

Whoever said 'Nothing is impossible' has obviously never tried to slam a revolving door

THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

You know you live in 2011 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2.) You haven't played Solitare with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list and keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice that #5 is missing.

10.) You actually scroll up to check...

11.) And now you laugh at your own stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did...

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

You Know your obsessed with Naruto when . . .

-Live by a strict diet of only ramen.

-Dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree.

-Call your semester exam a chuunin exam.

-Start using 'un', 'hn', and 'dattebayo' several times a conversation

-Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".

-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.

-Tell your friends about your dream to become Mizukage (believe it!)

-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

-Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends' names.

-Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha-Icha paradise" on the front of adult books.

-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

-Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.

-Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out.

-Start to call your teachers Sensei.

-Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan.

-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.

-When someone asks you who your dream girl is and you say Ino.

-Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.

-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.

-Refuse a date because you're saving yourself for Gaara.

-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.

-Yell at Sasuke to poke Itachi's head and see how HE likes it.

-Tell your teacher that you didn't fail your test because you didn't study but because it was too troublesome

-Put a picture of Kakashi/Anko in your wallet and tell your friends it's your boy/girlfriend.

-List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.

-Can spout out a random character quote on command.

-Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.

-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi, why?!".

-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.

-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.

-Draw a fanart for the fanfiction of a fanart just because you saw the word SasuNaru in it somewhere

-Read manga 24 hours non stop just so you can read more.

-Start referring to your crush as your 'Cherry Blossom of Eternal Youthfulness'

-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".

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Kids Are Quick

TEACHER:Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA:Here it is.
TEACHER:Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:Maria.

TEACHER:John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER:Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:No, that's wrong
GLENN:Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER:Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:What are you talking about?
DONALD:Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER:Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:Me!

TEACHER:Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER:Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:I is..
TEACHER:No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER:George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER:Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER:Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER:Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:A teacher