High school classmates Bella, Edward, Mike, and Tyler are invited to a basketball clinic in Seattle for 2 weeks. Bella is sharing a hotel room with the guys. Between truth or dare, streaking, jealousy, and a growing attraction between Edward and Bella ... what could possibly go wrong? ExB. AH.

Edward is a fugitive on the run. A misunderstanding causes Bella to join him. She's angry that she's been taken from her perfect life. He's angry that he has to run with a woman who annoys him no end. They don't get on, but can it lead to something more?

Isabella Swan is certain notorious pirate, Edward Cullen, murdered her father and stole his prized cutlass. Out for revenge, she sneaks onto his ship, but Captain Cullen claims she has the wrong man. A tale of the search for truth…and treasure of course.

After over a hundred years alone, a deaf vampire Bella finds the Cullen family. With no memory of her human past, and no way to communicate with the world, how can they help her? Canon.

AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!

One night Bella is bored so Edward, and Bella play a game of truth or dare. but poor charlie is trying to sleep, but Bella just won't let him. Way better then it sounds, promise. EXB

What will happen when Edward finds a little baby that has some how survived a accident. What does this little baby have in store for the Cullens. Later on EXB. Rated M for later chapters.

Bella stays for a full week at the cullens, what will happen? A drunk Bella, a lustful Edward, a hot-tub, a soft bed, and even worse Emmett, Rose, Alice, and Jasper playing to. Add in the Denali's, wolf's, and Mike and you get disaster! come read FUNNY

*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H

Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.

Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!

Bella has the gift of second sight. After a tragic accident, her world collides with Edward's. She is expecting him, but he is not ready for her. *** A/U Mostly Canon pairings. Vampire/Human/Wolfpack *INDIE NOMINEE *Now complete!

Emerging from the shadow of grief and despair, Jasper & Bella make good on a promise: To live. They delve into the vampire world and discover an old coven with new friends, a dark history, and a vendetta that cannot be ignored. Sequel to Afterlife. Jas/B

Set during the reign of "Bloody Mary" Tudor. Bella is captured by Edward to raise his daughter. He promises to release her one day, but will he? Court intrigues and danger around every corner. Can they, and their new-found love, survive? Rated M/OOC/AU

All Human. One day in gym class, Forks High learns that Bella Swan can kick. The football team needs a kicker. The result of that: Bella makes the football team. The problem: None of the guys want a girl on their team. ExB

Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.

Leah Clearwater's rage is surprisingly passionate for someone who doesn't believe in Love... A short multishot with blue bathrobe for FGB.

Three girls, three guys, one big city, and a whole lot of late nights. Several different encounters with this group of six leave them exhausted and frustrated. "It's way too soon to be obsessing like this." AH. OOC. Rated T, may change later.

A few months after Edward and Bella's honeymoon. The Cullen's soon learn that they will have to move on from Forks to avoid suspicion on their human facade. Follow Bella and Edward as their relationship blossoms and they start high school again in Alaska.

Sequel to "COMPULSION". After Edward loses Bella, he cannot live with the pain. He asks Alice to devise a way to erase his memories of her. But what if building new memories could save him? Rated M, AU/OOC

What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Why does Edward care about Mike's car? Why doesn't Alice know about her past? Cammy knows.

A free-spirited archaeologist & a shy, absent-minded genius find a 500 year old vampire who thinks she's a goddess. They're try to sneak back to the US, teach her about the modern world, and trying very, very hard not to fall in love with the Dark Goddess. OOC/AU/Rated M

One NHL star. One hockey fan. After months of flirting through plexiglass in an arena full of hockey fans, Lord Stanley brought them together. Now they just have to stay together. Expansion of the One-Shot.

An expert in vampire psychology, Dr. Bella Swan is assigned to the Institute's most intriguing captive to date: Edward Cullen. But who is studying whom? AU

Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M

Who is the mysterious kid that Bella shows up with? She says she adopted the child; Acting as the kid's fake dad to make things less awkward, Edward tries to find out the truth too. What will happen during this new parental arrangement? AH/AU

When the Cullen 'teens' decide to take a vacation, what kinds of wild and crazy things will happen? And what is Bella's new power? What the hell does Emmett have on? Games are played: truth or dare, too hot, seven minutes in heaven, and many more.

Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU

..."I still found it hard to imagine that it only took three weeks from that fateful Miami news report release for the world to become unrecognizable." AU/AH. Our favorite characters fight to survive in the zombie apocalypse, only to realize that the infected are not always the most terrifying monsters in a deteriorating society. BxE.

Uh oh!The Cullen let Alice watch Big Brother!Now Carlisle is Julie Chen, the wolves and the vampires are competing for food,and Emmett's dressed like Hannah Montana?What's the secret of her past Bella's struggling to cover?Who will win Big Brother Cullen?

What happens when you mix a very hyper Bella, a pad of paper and a pen? THIS! Baisiclly, the Cullen's start passing note instead of talking. Very random, very, very OOC. Very funny. So, please read and reveiw.

We wake up every morning as strangers and go to bed as lovers. A story of the survival of love. Even if the mind forgets, the heart will always remember AH

March 16/06 the world the Cullens knew ended. Faith, hope & love are powerful things. Edward finds out how powerful they are when he loses the one person who made his life worth living. Not just an E/B story. Entire Cullen clan is here, each with their own hardships. Set during a post-apocalyptic nuclear war. Try the Prologue before passing judgment. You might be surprised! NM/AU

An asteroid strike has caused the end of life as we know it. Bella and Edward struggle to survive in a world of perpetual icy twilight as society breaks down around them. Entry for the TilTheWorldEnds Contest. AH/AU Rated M.

Edward is a writer in search of inspiration for his next set of novels. It's only when he meets a bounty hunter by the name of Bella that he finds it. Determined to make her his muse, he decides to follow her around...whether she likes it or not. AU AH

Bella is a powerful telekinetic, escaped from a government research facility. With her is Edward, her guardian angel, sent to earth to protect her. Can they find safety? Can Bella love this extraordinary creature? OOC/AU, Rated M.

AH Edward is a self-center semi-playboy who needs a huge wake-up call about life, which he gets right away when his sister drags him w/ her on one of her charity rounds through hospitals where he meets Bella Swan, who just may be dying. Read & Review plez

Bella is a Guardian. She moves to Forks to take a break from her duties where she meets a certain bronze haried boy and his family. But she'll soon realize she can't escape her duties that easily and once things are set in motion, they can't be stopped

As the title suggests, a collection of outtakes from THWTLAL. Contains spoilers, obviously. Enjoy!

Every day he passes and I let him, knowing that everything's wrong; wanting so much to fix it but scared to try. Sometimes doing nothing is the worst form of cowardice, and right now, he needs me to be brave. Winner - Anonymous Angst Contest.

Bella is a regenerating mutant with a skeleton and claws of Adamantium Wolverine . She had met vampires in the past and knows what they are. What happens when she moves to Forks and Meets Edward?

All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.

While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.

Bella rescues Emmett at the lowest point of his life and meets Edward soon after. Love triangles can be messy. Sometimes, they can even cause a war. Rated M, AU/OOC

An information leakage at the dangerous Volturi Corporation has put Bella Swan and her mother in danger. Forced to move in with her father she finds that keeping her identity a secret from those she loves is easier said than done. ALL HUMAN. Temporary hiatus as of 08/26/12

19yr old Cricket was chased from her home and onto the streets by a disturbing special ability. She sees people who are going to die. Her gift leads her to Washington where she meets the Cullens. Will she save them or destroy them? M for dark themes.

After an incident occurs, Edward gets turned into a baby! How will Bella and the Cullens deal with raising a 1 year-old Edward and at the same time, trying to turn him back into his 17 year-old vampire self?

Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!

When Bella learns her "ability" is more than a quirk, she must work with new friends to thwart the corrupt organization looking to exploit their powers for personal gain. All human. Complete at 17 chapters.

Scenes of Elemental from Edward's POV for the winners of THE FANDOM GIVES BACK authors auction, Team EPOV

Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.

After an incident occurs, Edward gets turned into a baby! How will Bella and the Cullens deal with raising a 1 year-old Edward and at the same time, trying to turn him back into his 17 year-old vampire self? ADOPTED FROM PURPLE SCORPION!

After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?

An alternate ending to Beyond Time, written for Fandoms Fight the Floods.

when someone from a police team gets tracked down everything seems to go below the surface.

1 nerd , 3 wish's and anew friend

Esme finds Baby Bella by the side of the road where her mother has been killed. Will the Cullens be able to keep Bella? What secrets is she hiding? The first 4 chapters were written by awesome Emily-cullen97! This is the continuation. BxE, R&R

In New Moon Edward left Bella, she moved away only to be changed by a rogue vampire. What happens when they meet again 200 years later when she has her own coven and powers? How does Carlisle know her family?

What happens when the Cullens move to a small town in New Jersey? What about when Bella makes a new freind? Will everyone accept this? Will there be a new member to the family? Takes place 50 years after BD. Rated T to be safe

Carisle Cullen is doctoring Renee Swam,a widow, who is dieing from cancer. Renee's dieing wish is for Carisle to take her baby, Bella, home with him. Will Carisle honor this wish? What will the others think? What does Bella think of the family? REVIEW!

Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU

It's 16 years later and the gang are still as close as ever and so are their children... But what happens when they all go back to the place it all started? And will it bring their children even closer? *Sequel to Just Friends*

AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?

Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE

As I sat there on the couch, staring at the doctor, I couldn't help feeling sorry for him. He was in for a couple of long and stressful weeks. That's what happens when vampires go to therapy.

Bella, Edward and the rest of the cullens are attending to Forks high school. One day, the students stay locked in school because of a snow storm and they start playing truth or dare. Very embarassing. Bella is still human, but is engaged to Edward.

A series of VERY FUNNY one-shots of things our favorite vampires can't do. Set in Eclipse. Brought to you by JasperSAYSrelax128 writer of "Oops, he did it again!"

Sequel to "Player Haters". Bella and the Cullens are starting college, and having the time of their lives......until students start to go missing. Will Bella's past have anything to do with it? ALL HUMAN!

When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city, to see a marching band. He said, "Son when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?" He said "Because one day I'll leave you, to join the Black Parade." fullsum

Bella was kidnapped by the Volturi in Eclipse, and now she's a vampire with no memory of her human life and so powerful she can kill any. What happens when her new assignment is to recrute a certain mindreader and future seeing vampire?FULL SUMMARY INSIDE

Edward and Bella have been bickering since kindergarten. He's a player, and she is his sister's best friend. What happens when they discover their true feelings for each other, right before it all ends? ALL HUMAN! FUNNY!

Sequel to My Black Dahlia. Bella has been broken, hurt, pained, lied to...but now, she’s trapped. As a result of her transformation being corrupted by an unknown source, Bella’s powers were catapulted into chaos—trapping her in mirrors.FULL SUMMARY INSIDE

When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!

When Edward left Bella in New Moon, she became a drug/cutting addict. She is sent to Rehab, but what if her doctor, who is supposed to help her get better, is the reason she's there? Will she except help from Edward?

Sequel to "Oops, he did it Again!" Funny One-shots of crazy, hilarious, insanely awesome incidents that all started...with a comment. All Vampire, no Renemesmee, Wolves may show up later.

Two-shot about when Alice and Bella race to save Edward in Volterra. Bella is ordered to die, and Edward and Alice protect her, and end up dying in front of her. Will there be an afterlife after all?

Bella was changed into a vampire in New Moon when searching for the meadow. Now she has a new family and awesome powers and moves back to Forks....and runs into a certain family. Will they get along? Pranks! REALLY funny!

Funny Takes...making fun of the Twilight MOVIE! HILARIOUS! Seriously....read if you want to laugh.

Don’t Forget SEQUEL. Bella is finally marrying Edward, until she is kidnapped before she makes it to the Altar by 4 vampires that take an interest in her. When Alice can’t SEE them, how will they save Bella in time before she is betrothed to another? AV

Alice and Jasper have always been friends. First kiss at five, ”I love you” at six — and a terrible tragedy before they'd even begun high school. Can the love the share overcome the fear, and the pain? ”Daddy," he cried. ”Don't hurt me…” — COTN SIDE-STORY

What if Bella already knew about vampires before she came to Forks, what if she'd already met the Volturi, but wasn't allowed to tell anyone? And most importantly, what if she had her own gift?

Bella was born as an abandoned witch and had gotten adopted by the Cullen's. What about Love? What about Family bonds? Social Issues? Slow developing Belward. Rewrite orz

AU/ AH Collab. He’s a famous actor and she’s an English teacher. Apart from being best friends in high school, and unknowingly talking to each other online, what could they possibly have in common?

New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.

AU/AH- Emmett prepares for what could be the biggest day of his life: Rose's eighteenth birthday. Written for the 30 Days of Em. An Elemental side-shot.

Bella & Edward are students at Tower High, a place between worlds. Their attraction is immediate, intense & full of complications. Why does the pencil burn when they both touch it? A love/fantasy story. Cannon. AU. Non-vamp but also non-normal human!

Bella is able to go back to the year 1918. She meets Edward and they fall in love. When she is forced back to her own century, thinking he's died, she discovers some big surprises when she exiles herself to Forks.

Everyone is extremely bored so they decide to play a game of truth or dare.It gets really crazy...there going to all wish they never agreed to this.I know there are alot of these already but i swear this one is hilarious and very original

This is the sequel to my first story, Singularity. As a sequel, you need to read Singularity first to understand what is happening in this story. Coalescence follows Jasper and Alice from their meeting in the diner to their acceptance by the Cullens.

Maybe there really is a glitch in Bella's brain. After all, she knows he's out there. She knows he's been watching her ever since she can remember. She's *not* crazy. Why won't anyone believe her? Dark humor a la Face Punch.

The spin off to Tales of a Charming Truck-Napper. This won't make any sense if you don't read that one first. Read and review. Thanks guys!

What if Bella found a note under her floor boards durning New Minn that said Edward still loved her, how far will she go to find Edward, and how many new friends will she make on the way? REALLY FUNNY SOMETIMES

Outtakes and drabbles related to the Sleepers, Awake universe. The rating may change as outtakes are added.

A simple shopping trip turns into a horror show and a slow descent into madness for Bella, who is being held prisoner in order to save her from a vampire madman. They are convinced she is his salvation. Edward just wants to drain her. Who will win? O/S

Bella at the age of 3 gets in a car accident and searches for help. She knocks on the door of the only house she can find. Edward is the one to answer to the door. The Cullen's end up adopting Bella. This is the story of Bella growing up. Please Read!

Edward and Bella have been best friends since they were five years old. Bella's on the chess team, in the marching band and gets straight A's in every subject. Edward's captain of the football team and 'Mr Popular'. Will they ever be together? AH OOC R&R!

In a drunken attempt to make her ex jealous, Forks' resident 'Goody two shoes', Bella Swan, has a one night stand with Mr. No name. Two months later, they're both in for a surprise. Having a baby with a stranger? Simple. AH R&R!

NM AU. It has been exactly a year since Edward left. She runs across Alice and Emmett, half-mad. Alice figures out something is wrong when she could see the 'Edward hallucination'Bella keeps having, and none of the humans can. EXB.

When Edward left Bella in New Moon, she never recovered. Saying her final goodbyes to the world, she hopes to get some peace. But something goes wrong and she ends up as a ghost. 75 years later, Edward and the Cullens comes back and finds her ghost. ExB.

After a very public break up in the school parking lot that involves Bella showing her underwear to the whole school, Edward Cullen and Isabella Swan declare war. Remaining friends with the ex? So not an option...

Chapter outtakes from the story A Rough Start

Successful Bella Swan is sure that she will never find someone to love her for who she is, rather than her money. But then she hires nerd Edward Cullen. Can he win her over, and prove that behind every geek is a prince just waiting to shine?

Bella sleeps with Edward, her Biology teacher, after getting drunk at the graduation party. She runs away, ashamed, the following morning, unknowingly, leaving Edward heartbroken. What happens when their paths cross a year later? AH. OC.

All Human. Edward and Bella used to be best friends. Now they hate each other or so the other thinks . Will they realize what they’re missing out on and finally get together? Better than it sounds, give it a try!

Eclipse. The Batons move to Forks. They're not like others, with strange shifting eyes, and a secret no one knows. Not real werewolves, surely? How will them moving there affect the story? Emotions run high, plenty of scandal. Not a bad story. All canon.

AU/AH "Mr Cullen, your new task is as simple as it is difficult." There was a pause and then the photo came down in front of me. "I want you to murder Miss Isabella Swan." Full summary inside. T for bad language, dark themes and strong sexual references

Bella is the only survivor of a virus which has killed off the human race. Is there anyone-anything-still alive on this dying planet? Entry for the Twilight 25 Challenge. Post-apocalyptic good times. Bella/Edward

Bella and Emmett are left alone for a weekend, hilarity ensues Caffinated!Bella, Emmett wears tight baby tees, and there just might be a gwen steffani sing along. Not Em/B love story! Major Crack Alert

Edward Cullen - hot high school hockey player. Bella Swan - shy high school student. They've admired each other from afar, so what happens when they finally meet? Will they be strong enough to handle a threat from his past? No good deed goes unpunished...

Ian is captured by the souls. What happens to Wanda? Will Ian find his way back, or will he be lost forever? Wanda is hurt, her life depends on one thing. What is it?

I figured he could smell my scent that far, and in the midst of the drained animal in his hands, I could tell his thirst was not yet quenched. I never knew death could come to us so quick, I didn’t know if I had enough time to cry out a spell. SUM INSIDE

What do you do when you're forced into a gang, your mother abandoned you and your father doesn't care about you? Cut yourself, that's what Bella does. But what happens when teachers make her see a psychologist, Edward Cullen?

All-human. Slightly OOC. Sequel to "555-1073". We skip an entire year. Everyone is in college. But the thing is, they're all split up. Can they survive?

AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.

Edward leaves Bella before revealing the Cullens are vampires. Bella’s curiosity gets the best of her, and she spends years chasing her suspicions, drawing attention from dangerous sources. Can Bella be saved from the Rabbit Hole she’s fallen into? AU

When Edward left Bella found out she had a hidden talent, what she doesn't know is that Edward knows everything about it. Rotating points of view for every other chapter; Bella's & Edward's. Placed in New Moon. Tell me what you think. Slightly OOC maybe.

Bella Swan has a crush on Edward Masen but thinks they'll only ever be just friends. What will happen when they have to share a cottage together as part of a school assignment? *All Human!*

Bella has everything she could ever want: huge house, popularity, money... But what happens when she's forced to go on an exchange, having to live with Edward Cullen and his large catholic family on their farm in Ireland for a whole year? AH B/OOC R&R!

The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.

The spin-off/sequel of 'The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson'. Summary inside because of spoilers. Rated T for language.

Nominated in The Moonlight Awards for Best All-Human. The Cullen family stumble across a naked and bloodied young woman in the forest. She has no apparent memory, cannot communicate, and seems to be completely primal. Who is the girl they now call Bella?

Bella Swan likes making lists, cracking jokes, dressing emo, and hanging with the boys. What happens when her bestfriend is a married vampire who she just happens to be in love with? OOC Bella. Rated M for occasional language.

After a trip to Walmart goes awry, the Cullen kids, Bella too, are sent to counseling. Can the therapist handle them? T for language.

Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**

Human love isn't eternal, but it's still a magical thing. Charlie and Sue had to watch as their children became a part of the immortal world. After all the pain, what is left for them now that they have been left behind? A very canon, human love story.

Reeling from traumatic events in high school, Alice hid away a part of her soul. Can Jasper help her find it again, when she didn't know she was looking? Story is rated M for language. A/J, AH, OOC. Part of larger series *In the Days of Auld Lang Syne*

AU/AH When Edward’s fiancée dies in an accident, he doesn’t think he’ll ever love again. When Bella agrees to marry Jacob, she doesn’t think she’ll ever have a shot at love. And when the strings of their lives combine, nothing will ever be the same again

What if in Eclipse, Bella chose Jacob instead of Edward when she found out she loved him, too? They get married. Cullens move away. She has a baby… or more. Just a short view of their anniversary.. *Adding more chapters now!

Emmett discovers a list so magical, he beleives it was created by unicorns! He must complete this list! 16 days, 16 fun things to do in an elevator. What could go wrong?

It's your classic edward-leaves-bella-and-she-goes-to-hogwarts story. But this one is a little different... When Bella goes to Hogwarts and sees the Cullens there, she pretends not to know them...read to findout what happens!

She woke with no memory and had no maker. All she knew was thirst, and all she brought was death. Yet she had a choice. This is the complete story of Alice from her entry into the asylum to meeting Jasper. It is T for vampire violence, no sexual content.

Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?

Edward,Bella,Alice,Jasper,Rosalie and Emmett all get sucked into the fifth Harry Potter Book because Edward reads a note in the back of it.But if to many changes are made, then they will become traped in the book FOREVER! What will happen?

Renée is forced to take refuge in the Cullen's house working as their maid along with her 6 year old daughter,Bella.There Bella meets young Edward & eccentric bond of friendship blooms among the unequals.will it burn into deeper passion of love with time?

The Cullen kids used to play a Dare Hunt every Valentines Day. Now that Edward has Bella, the game is begun again. The only problem is, it's a game of dares! From burning clothes to cake to proposing, can Bella survice the Cullens verion of a game?

Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.

Entry for "The Black Balloon" Contest. Collaboration with ineedyoursway. "There are no such things as accidents when it comes to love. And there was so much love here."

Two new members for the Cullen clan; Seth and Jazleen. What will happen after they join the family? Will they cause trouble or help their lives against the Volturi? Post a few months after Breaking Dawn. ON HOLD.

Madison & Taylor reads Twilight, both move to Canada only to find that vampires ARE real. They found a vampire clan very akin to the Cullens in the real world. Once the Madison meets them, will her future end up with vampires like Bella's? ON HOLD.

Aro will go to any lengths to get Alice in the guard, what he fails to realise is just how far Jasper will go to get her back.

AU“So what your basically saying is that Bella, Thee Bella Swan, wanted to bang you, and you turned her down?” Jasper asked calmly. I closed my eyes and groaned.ALL HUMAN!Its Very Original. And Funny.Pot smokers.All original pairs,MY BEST STORY YET!

All-Human. Slightly OOC. A kissing booth, Bella Swan, and Edward Cullen. Need I say more?

."As soon as the lights turn off,all of you will shuffle up.On the count of 3 u will kiss the person next 2u"Alice stated the rules of game.Jake held my hand tighter.Someone pushed him and i ended up tripping.A strong pair of arms caught me."1.2.3"OH.GOD.

The school counsellor decides the cullen's anti socialness is getting too wierd and prepares to inflict some pain...... In the form of a BUDDY SYSTEM! SHOCK HORROR! R&R!

Bella is something special. She's known ever since she was 13, though she's never told anyone. What happens when she's sent to Forks and meets another mythical creature, a vampire, Edward.

Edward, Jacob, Demetri, and Felix are members of the Volturi Elite Guard. Their team tracks beings that have violated the Volturi Code of Silence. When they are assigned to investigate the human Isabella Swan, Edward's unalterable world is altered. AU

What happens to your soul if your soulmate is a vampire? Each time Edward & Bella miss meeting each other through the century, Bella's soul dies only to be reborn to try again. Prequel to Tangled Web, includes BPOV of the 1st 3 chapters. One-shot. AU

Charlie's sick of teenagers using the forest tracks as make out spots so decides to increase patrols but he gets more than he bargained for when he comes across a bright yellow Porsche.

Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.

"Protect your charges, child, whoever they are. Remember the rules." Seven new charges for me to protect, unheard of. From what, is the concerning part. Great. (Unbeta'd version.)

Alice has always wondered what she did wrong to make her parents send her to the asylum. slight companion piece to 'Keep you forever' but can be read on it's own. one-shot.

Every decade the Cullen family do something to Edward and Jasper. Something that Emmett came up with of course. Something Bella never dreamed of. Something positively diabolical. Every decade, the Cullen family get Edward and Jasper drunk. After BD.

What happens when Alice and Jasper join the Cullen's. Told from Carlisle's POV.

The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU

An age old feud. Lives hang in the balance. All may be fair in love & war, but it’s the weaving together & taking apart of individual threads that creates the tapestry of Edward & Bella’s life. An AUH tale from the team that created Breakfast at Tiffany's

All human Bella Swan gets a summer job for working as a cleaner to the handsome Mr Cullen. Can she hide her feelings for him, and how will he respond? there will be a LOT more twists: First EVER fan fic Please review :D some OOC-but VERY mild NOW COMPLETE

This is my first AH story. It is a unique look at love and life as seen through the eyes of Rosalie and Emmett. Resolution shows what can happen when a heart changes, in 7987 words. It contains no lemons and is safe for all over the age of 12.

"Thanks for choosing Wiggle Your Toes Therapy! Can I schedule you an appointment?" Edward joined Wiggle Your Toes because he wanted to help people. Then he meets a client who helps him, too. E/B AH. Winner in The Mystics Best Non-Lemony Story Dare.

Leah and Jake are having sex, and Leah rips off Jake's dick by accident. Jake goes to the Cullen house to get sewed back on. See what trouble ensues...Includes a skipping and cackling Edward, a dick-loving Bella and a scarred Rosalie. VERY VERY OOC.

Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..

Bella's the only daughter of rich parents Renee and Charlie. Her life is planned, she'll marry a rich man and keep the family name, but that changes when she meets Edward. AH

Entry for The Kid Contest. AH. The story of Alice and Jasper - playmates, lovers, and most of all, best friends.

It took nearly 13 years, but Charlie finally understands. EPOV of a very important day post-Breaking Dawn.

ToD SEQUEL! While Truth or Die may have been just a dream, LoveGame is real. Full Summary inside. Post BD. Bella-Human, Alternate Pairings-Jacob/Leah, No Renesmee

Emmett and Bella can't help themselves. They are addicted to pranks! What will happen when some pranks get out of hand? Cullen Family Tag Teams trying to outdo each other!

The Cullens receive letters from their many fans... hahaha.... find out what happens when they read their so called "fan mail".... *MY 1ST FANFIC! cut me some slack pls.... REVIEW! thnx!*

What will happen when Forks High School get's snowed in? With all of the Cullens in there! They Spend the night? Mike tries to be sexy for Bella? Edward loses control? Will Jasper have fun with emotions? Kareoke? Truth or Dare! One crazy night is ahead.

Entry for the ANYTHING GOES UNDER THE MISTLETOE challenge. When you wait for 18 months, five hours isn't really such a long time. Or... is it?

Won 3rd place in the Inspiration is Key Contest. Rosalie's past is shady for a reason. Royce King II's murder.

The Cullen's leave Emmett alone at home while they go hunt. Emmett get's bored and goes to Mike Newton's house where he makes a discovery. Read to find out what Emmett does when high.

In 1918, Isabella Swan and Edward Mason both got the influenza and were changed by Carlisle. Here's the twist: They hated eachother. How will each of them survive? Practical jokes, temper tantrums, proposals, fights, surprises and more. ExB. Slight OOC.

An Emmett/Jasper fic. Follows Jasper through the trials and tribulations of his relationship with Emmett. AH, slightly OOC. Rated T just in case for future chapters.

Notes, IMs, letters, and emails by Bella and other Twilight characters. Takes place after BD. Characters sometimes OOC. Sillyness predominates. Rated T for sexual innuendoes and potty language.

Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.

Edward leaves Bella in the forest but for some reason that he wont tell Bella.. he comes back. Nothings the same until Bella finds out why everyone is suddenly re-appeared in her life. New Moon. Keeping safe on Ratings. love to all x

Welcome to The Twilight Twenty-Five, a community that challenges you to churn out, well, twenty-five one-shots &/or drabbles based on predetermined prompts within a three month period.

She was alone. Broken. Devastated by the years of pain and rage and tears. It had been exactly 20 years. And then he came along and changed everything.

So Bella is left alone with Jasper and Emmett while everyone is away. Will J/A and EM/R relationships break apart or grow stronger? And will Edwards and Bella relationship grow stronger? R&R for more chapters! Better than the summary!

Date night is ALWAYS ruined by Bella and Edward's 'Just Friends' attitude. Their friends new policy: hook up or get out. So B and E hit the singles dating website to find their "True Love". They may be surprised at who that turns out to be....

set in Breaking dawn Bella has just died giving birth to renesmee, all edward wants to do is kill her, but can he kill his own child? and how would Bella react? One shot : my first :P please review :D Edward POV

The Cullen Clan like you've never seen them before. Warning: Extremely OOC. Gratuitous use of knitting, drugs, and pwning. You've been warned. Emmett/Jasper slash. Other fun pairings along the way.

8 yr. after BD. Just random hiliarious phone calls between Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some lauguage.MWHAHA!

Sultry playboy Jasper Whitlock thinks he has the whole school wrapped about his little finger, but when perky spitfire Alice Brandon sits next to him in History, he becomes aware just how much he needs to know about the world around him.

Bella is four years old when she is found by the Cullens. She grows up with them and they soon discover she is special.

AH. Everyone has secrets, and Bella Swan is no different. For months she's kept quiet, but the arrival of blunt Edward Cullen forces her to come clean with terrifying consequences. Secrets push friends away, but can honesty bring them back? Complete.

REWRITE! Edward leaves Bella pregnant with six children...each resembling one of the Cullen children. What happens when Edward returns. NOT ALL ABOUT BELLA AND EDWARD! MAINLY ABOUT THE CHILREN!

what would happen if bella was allready a vampire when she met the cullen family?

AU/AH Bella is pregnant with her BFFs brother, Edward. Scared, she moves away but, 5 years later, Edward shows up. As Bella falls for him again, she realises that she has to tell him everything... until he introduces his fiancee... NOW COMPLETE

AU.AH.OOC. Bella isnt all shy and submissive.. she's cool and smooth. This is her diary, a teenage girls take on friends, alcohol, and that gorgeous awkward boy Edward with the crooked smile..James is jelous ex, lots of scandal and squeals! you'l love it!

When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.

What if, Edward and Bella are BOTH vampires? And somehow, coincidence enough, they already met. But Bella lost the memory of her human past. On the other hand, Edward hasn't. What do you think will happen when these two find out they were meant to be?

Bella Swan attends Meyer Academy, a school made for training secret agents. Bella's difficult past makes the job easier for her then most. However, Bella's barriers come crashing down when she is sent to protect none other then Edward Cullen. AH :P

Ever wonder how our favorite vampires and wolfs celebrate halloween? Why not find out what really happens when Emmett yells, "it's that time of year again!"

A/H A/U. Badboy Edward and Hardcore Bella have a love/hate relationship. He loves her she 'hates' him. what happens when cupid wont give them a break? E/B Em/R J/A rated T for language. truth or dare, band gigs, and bad pick up lines! NOW COMPLETE!

Bella lives in phoenix and has a boyfriend.Bella and her roommate are searching for a new roommate.What happenes when Edward is the one to share their apartment and starts developing feelings for Bella?complete summary inside.filled with drama,angst.EXB

Bella and Edward have been friends for years. What happens to their relationship when she comes home for a visit, carrying a secret that will change everything? How will it affect all the others? All Human, AU. All canon pairings.

Sequel to "Breaking Day". The Cullens have finally moved from Forks to protect Nessie and Jacob from the Volturi. But other covens have begun to raise questions about the prophecy - and Nessie and Jacob have a dark secret of their own to worry about.

Jessica POV! Cullens first day, 'cept a little different... I like to think this story is funny.. but then again i am twisted. Jess has a dirty mind! Oh P.S Edward and OC ARE NOT romantic! Tell me what you think, seriously! Review! yaa yaa yaahh COMPLETE

Alice sees Charlie coming over early for a visit...and her and Emmett get an idea. They give Charlie a walk-through of daily life in the Cullen house-hold! Includes waking up Edward and Bella, Emmett's innuendos, and more! Post BD, very funny. Please R&R.

Emmett McCarty is tired of the same old meat market. When he meets Rosalie Hale, beautiful but difficult, he feels both attraction and repulsion. Can he put aside his own pride to get to know the real Rosalie? Part of a series.

Childhood is important. It shapes the way we are, and the way we will be. Too bad the members of the Volturi Guard had such terrible ones...

What if when Edward sucked James venom out he left a little bit in Bella's blood. What if the effects of the transformation were only delayed? Story told in Bella's POV. Set post Twilight, pre New Moon. I do NOT own Twilight.

What happened to Truth or Dare? The Cullens have a new game and one that will scar everyone for life with unnessecary memories. Rose and Newton, Emmett and Edward, Alice and a mud bath, and a forbidden game all wrapped into one story. Eclipse please R&R

Another comedy arrives on FF! The readers of Twilight will enjoy this unusual take on Edward and Bella's story. WARNING unlike other parodies, this one is actually good and carefully written. No spelling or grammar mistakes here!

Clueless Carlisle finally begins to discover the secrets his family has been hiding after revealing one of his own. WARNING do not read while drinking anything that may cause choking because of laughter.

Bella, an orphan forced to work in a strip club has had many tragedies in her past. She soon meets son of wealthy business man, Edward Cullen who is interested in buying the place. They instantly connect but can she trust herself to ever love again? BxE

Alice and Jasper Hale are practically a couple. So then why is he so secretive about his problem with his Mom? And more importantly, why won't he tell her what the problem is? HIATUS

Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.

Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.

What if when Bella arrived to Forks wasn't the weak human we grew to know. What if she had most of the vampire characteristics but she wasn't a vampire. What if not even she knew what she was? Will the Cullen's react differently. I am not Stephenie Meyer.

Becoming a vampire was supposed to mean a new beginning for Bella. Instead tragedy is visited upon the Cullens, and Bella is neither alive, nor dead, left to keep a promise she wishes she'd never made. This is her Afterlife.

It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.

Bella and Jake are all alone in the house. Edward, I repeat, is NOT THERE. What can Jake do that darling Eddie can't? Find out here! NOT WHAT YOU'RE THINKING!

Time slips through my cold fingers like the clean, sparkly water from our well back home in France used to. I struggle, trying to freeze my pain forever. Victoria.

How do you handle a strong willed toddler when you were never a child? This is Wanda's lesson in parenting. With the help of others, she learns the hard and harsh realities of mothering a human child. Lots of sarcastic humor. One shot, written for fun!

Bella and Edward both receive bets from Jessica and Emmett. Jess bets Bella can't get a boyfriend to break up with her, Emmett thinks Edward's gay and says he can't get a girlfriend. Will they clash? Will their romance survive?

AU:Edward is a nerdy dork. And human. He is being abused by his military father, and his monster of a mother just died. Bella is a happy, beautiful free spirited Vampire, living with the Cullen family. Some Humor. BXE. GIVE IT A SHOT! You wont regret it!

Edward is away for the weekend and leaves Bella in the protection of his brothers. The issue of privacy is out, with an empath and an Emmett. Just weird randomness... Jasper cant cook, Emmett is weird, and Bella is going mad. Oh and rape is bad.

1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!

Esme and Carlisle adopt five kids. Rosalie,Emmett,Alice,Jasper and Edward. They both learn that parenting is never easy. Set when all five of them are just eight years old. Very funny! Please review.! Story is better than summary.!

Rose needs to tell Emmett something but she doesn't know exactly how to tell him. And how are candy hearts involved? Written for the Epic T Rated One-Shot Contest hosted by Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy's Little Cannibal.

Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.

Edward and Jacob switch bodies for a day....Will they be able to handle Edward in a werewolf body, and Jacob in a Vampire body? What does Bella think?

All Bella ever wanted was love from her father, King Charlie. But when he starts to love her in the wrong way, she escapes, disguised. A vampire prince called Edward saves her from starvation, but can he save her from her father that pursues her? AU.

Rosalie is the ice queen who owns the Unicorn Pub. She's got her reasons for her attitude, but will she melt enough to reveal them to Emmett McCarty? Part of the "In the Days of Auld Lang Syne" series, AH/AU, canon couples. M for language & maybe lemons.

So I'm like a male Cinderella?" Edward asked sarcastically. The woman smiled wickedly. "Exactly. Only your wish doesn't end at midnight. It's permanent. So I suggest you think it through first." Edward didn't hesitate. "I want it." All Human E/B Hiatus.

Emmett enjoys telling Bella about his human life. A series of one shots.

Tampons, lingerie, red rover, cart races, and Batman. Throw in some embarrassment, humiliation and a geeky worker named Winston. Buckle your seat belts everyone; you're in for a fun night at Wal-Mart.

When Bella unwillingly marries King Edward, she starts searching for ways out of the marriage, unbeknownst to him. However, she soon finds herself embroiled in deceit as she learns she has a stalker, and Edward might just be the only man she can turn to.

3 SHOT! What happens if Renesmee plays Truth or Dare with Emmett? Will Emmett do her Dare? Story takes place a few years after breaking dawn... Renesmee's 7 years old... REVIEW PLS! thanks :

Edward spins the tunes for a big New Years Eve costume party. But what happens when a young Maid turns his world on end? Story is rated M for language. AH, OOC. Part of the larger series *In the Days of Auld Lang Syne*.

Bella is kind, smart, pretty and living the perfect life. Until Edward Cullen comes along and kidnaps her, that is. Edward is cruel, miserable, in love with Bella Swan and isn't about to let her go that easily. Re-make of The Phantom of the Opera. AU.

The much anticipated third and final installment of the Truth Or Dare series. We all know how weird truth or dare can get when you play it with vampires but what happens when u add werewolves to the mix? Please R&R!

This is the promised one-shot about Kimmy. If you have not read Truth or Dare particularly chapters 20 and 21 you will not understand. Contains non-descriptive rape

Bella punishes Edward with no kisses for a day. Edward tries really hard to get her to kiss him. Now put Alice into the equation and you have brilliance ...just fluffy fluff R&R

It all starts at the infamous Unicorn Pub New Year's Eve Party, and this is Bella side of the tale.

When a virgin is kidnapped in the jungles of Isle Esme, a daring anthropologist rushes in to the rescue. But will they be able to escape the island before falling victim to the predators, natives, and pirates? AH EdwardxBella

Bella is in a coma because Edward wasn't there to save her from Tyler's van. Is it possible for a relationship to form while you are "asleep"? And, if so, what happens to that relationship when, and if, you wake? BXE. COMPLETE

The Cullens are in Hawaii on holiday, but only Alice knows the reason why they are there-she's had a premonition that Edward would finally meet his true love. But when their meeting is ruined by unforeseen circumstances, will Alice set things right again?

Bella wants another baby, Carlisles poisoning the family, and why are Alice and Rosalie sneaking into a dark building in the middle of the night? Edward's weapon is a lollipop, and Emmett's a 'lady? Everybody's here, Esme's trying to deal with it all!

What if Bella & Edward's roles were reversed, leaving Bella the Vampire and Edward the Human? As predicaments change and situations become harder, will their fate still be destined? Or will unexpected plans change their lives forever? Read To Find Out!

Edward won't wear any stupid pajamas, so Bella decides to get him some. What will happen? Better than it sounds, I'm no good at summaries!Sorry! Takes place 1 year after Breaking Dawn, in Bella's POV. One-shot.

Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?

What would happen if Twilight was published in the Twilight world? What happens when half of Forks reads Stephanie Meyer's new Best Seller, Twilight? What will Bella and the Cullens do? After all, Bella just had her personal thoughts PUBLISHED!

Basically an MSN conversation between Bella and the Cullens. I know that there are others similar to this already on the site, but this is my own work. Please R&R. Spoilers for breaking dawn. Rating may change.

Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!

When the Cullens see their movie, they're enraged. What better revenge than to teach those actors how vampires really do it? This is Vampire Boot Camp.

"I'm like a Vampire," she murmured. "Because, in mere seconds, the sun could kill me." - Bella Swan is a girl living her life in fear of the light. Edward Cullen is simply a normal boy. They're worlds apart, but... "You're my sun, Edward." – ExB ALL HUMAN

Next time it's Truth or Truth,' Emmett said as he slammed his door shut...well he wasn't lying. After they all got busted for Dare or Dare, Emmett's ready for the next round...what will happen this time? *Sequel to Let The Games Begin*

Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU

Bella knows that Rosalie’s human life was unwillingly cut short, so she suggests they play only the most human game there is: the Game of Life. It starts out fun, until the Cullens begin to take it a little too seriously... and let secrets unfold.

/Sequel to Hitched/ Edward & Bella want to renew their vows the ‘right’ way. But w/ stress from work, being parents to new born twins, PLUS the wedding plans will they make it back to the alter? And who is this stranger who keeps visiting Bella? Plez R&R!

Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.

Oh, hey there Edward. Nice seeing you today. Sorry about crashing into your car with my truck. Think we can be friends? Yeah? Oh that's awesome! I hope your whiplash isn't as bad as mine, and sorry again for the huge dent in your door... AH, B/E

The Cullen's, Hale's, and Swan's have a huge sleepover. Emmet announces they are playing truth or dare. Unexpected twists and turns happen. Very limey, but no lemons. All Human. BxE EMxR JASxA. Takes place in Oahu. xD

Let the Cullens pass notes! I find it hilarious. Maybe you shall, too. ;D

Bella joins the Cullens for Truth and Dare, except it's not your ordinary Truth and Dare - this is Cullen Style. How does Edward get stuck in Bella's truck with Mike and Jake? And what's with Alice in Wal-mart clothes? Who will win? Who will chcken out?

Exactly like the title. Written with lots of details, this story would be a great way to pass a few minutes you would otherwise spend being bored. Like Jasper and Emmett are. Which is why they go on these adventures. Enjoy!

Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.

Its truth or dare with vampires... Bella realizes what being a Cullen really means. Very funny R&R you'll love it. rated T for a reason. COMPLETE

Ever seen Pinky and the Brain? Well, do we really know what Jasper and Ed are up to when Bella falls asleep? I think it's time to take a closer look at their midnight activities...and see if they can really take over the world! Rated T to be safe.

AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!

This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!

Sick of overly cliched Twilight fics? Well, here's your chance to laugh at exactly how stupid they are! A new cliche whenever I can! Now featuring cliches written by our readers! I do love being cruel... T for some swearing. And remember to hate on Jake!

Bella takes a Myspace survey and gets the rest of the Cullens into taking some too... R&R!

It is Post Breaking Dawn, and Bella is changed, and married to Edward. Charlie finds out that Bella is a vampire, but no one believes him. They take him to the hospital and put him under the care of the skilled Dr. Dover! Fun ensues :

—”My Miracle, My Angel” Sequel!— As Edward readies his baseball bat and Bella prepares ”the talk”, Arianna braves her first year of high school. Life isn't easy as a half-vampire teenager, though ... especially when you're in love with a Vampire Hunter.

After Edward and Bella are married, the Cullens decide to give Bella as many human experiences as possible as a wedding gift. What experiences will each character choose?

The Cullens are all enrolled into Hogwarts as Emmett is dared to prove to the Wizarding World that HE is the real Harry Potter...but how is he going to do that with his whole 6'5' self?

This is when Edward finds out Bella is not so good with caffeine! Super silly! T for language!And cross dressing! should be a good laugh...

This is the sequel to "Healing Her Wounds." Bella is finally a vampire and she has finally begun to heal from all the hurts of her past... but is there something standing in the way? Will she find her happy ending, finally? Read, and find out.

Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY

Triquel to Dont Go In The Woods Alone and It's Better To Avoid The Woods Completely Isabella Swan is officially a member of the Volturi. But when those she fought for are in danger, will she risk everything to save them? Rated T to be safe...

Bella never jumped. She never found out about Jacob. In fact, she married Mike Newton. Four years later, she finds herself in a abusive relationship with no way out. What will happen when Edward comes back to her? Can he save her? Will she let him? R&R!

Bella and the Cullen's playing dares in WalMart, oh such fun... how much will they get away with before being tossed out? Read my notes story aswell, Ch61 is how this story started R&R

Twilight/Shop Around the Corner : AU Edward and Bella become friends on an online massive-multiplayer roleplaying game. What will happen when they meet in real life, but don't know it? BxE.

Edward is away hunting and Bella is stuck with Emmett and Jasper, games begin and truth or dare is one of them. Please Read and Review

What happens here, doesn't ALWAYS stay here. It took Bella one cheating ex-boyfriend and a few drinks to find herself married to Edward Cullen, who is handsome, weathly, and isn't about to let her go that quite easily. Please R&R. /Slightly OOC?/

It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!

Everyone loves a good old heated up Twilight fanfiction. But how will Edward and Bella react when they go on to the fan fiction network by the advice of Alice and read some? please R&R!

Bella is tormented and tortured by her peers. When she has almost given up, beauty finds her ... in more than one way. BellaxEdward.

Mike drugs Bella at a party, but the Cullens rescue her. This is a night at the Cullens with an undertheinfluence Bella as they try to keep her out of anything lifethreatening. How will they fare?

Sequel to Trippy Bella. Bella has been declared insane. The Cullens think its bad enough in their own house, but what if she is unleashed on the unsuspecting folks of Forks? How will they fare now?

Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.

Sequel to Truth Or Dare:Undead Style! The fun continues, at school! P.S. Please if you haven't read Truth Or Dare: Undead Style read it first otherwise not everything's gonna make sense! Please read and review!

Bella is the new girl on campus, Edward the big guy on campus. And when they meet, Bella will do everything in her power to stay OUT of Edward's bed while Edward wants to get to know her better. What will happen? Read 2 find out. Please R&R! No Vamps here

Ever wonder if the wonderful world of Passions went Twilight style?

[Voldy Story] PARODY. PARODY. Used to be Pregnant?, now it's revamped [aha...no pun...] Bella's pregnant...But that's not possible...For vampires, that is...

Bella and the Cullens play truth or dare, where garbage cans can drive and fairy godpeople take you to the mall. Please read and review!

Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T

what happens when Bella and the Cullens play truth or dare? chaos! my 1st fanfics ever, please PLEASE review!

Bella, Edward and Alice are in a VERY boring class... but, Bella knows how to pass the time. Let the note passing begin! Please R&R!

What if the Cullens really existed. What if Bella didn't? And what if he decided to transfer to your high school? What would happen? Romance, Humor, and a whole lot of other wacky things in between!

[Its FINISHED!] Bella has a horrible situation happen to her in Ch. 1 that leaves her with a baby. She moves to Forks where she Meets the Cullens and falls in love [of course]. Rate M for rape & lemon, Epilogue is up! Please R&R! [I suck at Summaries!]

PAINT BALLIN! Ok, so Emmett angers Rosalie, starting a war between the genders... Includes a pretty good paint balliing[manipulating Bella, scheming [when is she not?] Alice, and a sulking Emmett bent on revenge...

After getting into a fight with Emmett, Rosalie's feeling a little down. What will the girls decide to do to cheer her up? GIRL'S NIGHT OUT of course! UPDATE: A nice, new, long chapter has been added. Enjoy!

ONESHOT This is the POV of Katie Marshall, a freshman who sits at Bella's table, the day that Bella 'wakes up' and starts talking again.

Edward Cullen has left his family to join the Volturi. He is among the elite, respected, feared and envied. Can one human girl, placed under his charge to become a vampire, detroy all of this? What will win out, his loyalty or his love?

I return every year to watch the peonies bloom. Bella planted them to remind me of our love. “Because you won’t change me, and someday I’m going to die.” It's been twenty years since I left. Did she have the happy human life I wanted for her? AU E/B

[Sequel to Dont Go Into The Woods Alone] Isabella Swan wished for an eternal life as a vampire...but be careful what you wish for. It may come true. Rated T for safety. Complete!

They always knew Bella was different. But they can't even imagine just how different she really is. Something happens on her 18th birthday that will change her life forever.

Isabella Swan made one major promise to Edward Cullen. Don’t go into the woods alone. But what if Bella broke that promise? Rated T to be safe. Complete!