I'm Buffy obsessed. So are you, you claim? Well, can you sing "I'll Never Tell" in Spanish? All right, then, not as obsessed as me.

My good friend Karabair claimed that this fic was too good to languish on my lonely, free (see: hard to find) website and suggested I post it somewhere more public. Hopefully, once everyone reads the 22,000 other Buffy fics, they'll get to this one. Maybe I should switch to writing "Love Boat" fic...