Just a few things about me:

Name: Like I'd tell you

Address: Get real

Age: Between 1 and 100

Gender: Female

Sorry, thats all your getting.

Oh, I apoligize if that sounds snobbish, and trust me I'm not. I just don't feel comterable giving out info on the internet.

Favorite TV shows: Battlestar Galactica, V (2009), The Simpsons, Corner Gas, Sonny With a Chance, Caprica, iCarly, Sarah Connor Chronicles

Favorite Movies: Star Trek (2009), Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief, Cars, all 4 Terminater movies, Another Cinderella Story, Step up 2 the Streets, Hannah Montana: the Movie, Holes, Hitch, I am Legend, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, all 3 Resident Evil movies, Underworld Evalution, Rise of the Lycons, DayBreakers, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipes, Sister Act 1 & 2, Vampires Suck

Favorite Books: Gathering Blue, the Host, The Illusion, Strange Angels, Betrayels, Soulstice, God's Smuggler, Darkwing

Favorite Series: The Twilight Saga, Vampire Academy, Harry Potter, Private, Privilage, Hunger Games Trilogy, Silverwing, Darkest Powers

Favorite Authors: Stephenie Meyer, Richelle Mead, Lurlene McDaniel, Kate Brian, K.A. Applegate, Gordon Korman, the-guy-who-writes-Silverwing-whose-name-I-can't-remember, Kelley Armstrong, Meg Cabot, Scott Westerfield

Favorite Foods: Garlic Fingers, Apples, Blueberries, Pears, Carrots, Salad, Ketchup, Salt, Chicken with Salt, Chicken Enchalidas

MY FAVORITE QUOTES!

For that price, I'll kill anyone you want me to. But keep on thing in mind. I will happily kill you for free. -Tom Cruise, The Last Samurai

Love is the closet thing we have to magic. -Claire, Aquamarine

Everyone is perfect to someone, yet no one is perfect to everyone. -Unknown

It's fun to do the impossible. -Walt Disney

The smallest act of kindness is worth more then the grandest intention.

Real love is helping someone who can't return the favour.

When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. -Franklin D. Roosevelt

The best portion of a good man's life: His little, unremembered acts of kindness, and of love. -William Wordsworth

Magic exists, whether you belive it or not. Maybe not the kind of magic you expect, but magic all the same. -Me

When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it!

Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail. -Henry Wheeler Shaw

What do we live for if not to make life less difficult for each other? -George Elliot

Take the hand you've been dealt, even if it's not the best hand, because, chances are it's not the worst hand either. -Me

When spider webs unite, they can tie up a lion. -Ethiopian Proverb

Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting. -Elizabeth Bibesco

A journey of a thousand miles begins with but a single step. -Chinese Proverb

Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyways. -John Wayne

Stories are light. -Kate DiCamillo

I love to walk in the rain, because no one can see me cry -unknown

If the wind will not serve, ta,ke to the oars. -Latin Proverb

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. -Jim Fiebig

The hardest thing I'll ever have to do: walk away pretending I don't love you.

Pain doesn't hurt when it's all you've ever felt. -Unknown

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MY STORIES:

Like Father, Like Son

In it, Harry Potter was taken and raised by Voldemort when he was just a baby. Gowing up as Xander, Harry learns Occlumency, Legimency, wandless magic and countless spells and curses and Voldemort sends him out to kill Order member and strike fear into the hearts of wizards and witches.

Xander gets kidnapped and forced to atend Hogwarts with Dumbledore watching over him. Full of lots of twists and turns! I have high hopes for this story and will update at least once a week. There will be some Harry/Ginny later on. In-Progress.

Here are my Order members I made up:

Kyle Mangus:

Jill Lucra:

Gabrial Morganns:

Winston Smith:

Too Good to Be True

My best friend (pen name: AaZz2011) who is no longer a part of FanFiction, wrote this a long time ago. It's Sirius' pov at the end of PoA when he asks HArry to live with him. Reposted with permission. Oneshot. Complete.

The Trial of Narcissa Malfoy

This is a three shot from Narcissa's point of view.

Chapter One - Narcissa trying to find her son amist the battle

Chapter Two - Draco's trial, and Narcissa waiting for hers

Chapter Three - Narcissa's trial

Complete.

Vulgus Regulus

Vulgus Regulus is Latin for Mob Prince. This is a Harry Potter/Mob Princess crossover. You don't have to read Mob Princess to understand. When Harry is found on the Dursley's doortsep they abandon him and he is taken in by no other then Mob Boss Sonny Blessing Sr. Sonny and his wife know Harry is a wizard, but tehy don't tell him. They give Harry the name of Adam. When the Blessing's are killed when he is thirteen, Adam and his sister Kate are the only surviours. But Dumbledore wants his hero back, and Kate needs her brother more then ever. Torn between two different worlds, Adam will have to make the choice of a lifetime.

From left to right, Amanda Blessing, Kate Blessing and Sonny Blessing Sr.:

NOTE: On hold until I finish Like Father, like Son

Green Eyes

Lucius is looking for a partner in bed, Albus is looking for a saviour, Lily and James for their long lost son and Tom for the prophesized child. Now meet Hayden Montgomery, a lost teenager with no memory of his past, working in a gay club to earn his keep. Lucius is about to meet the biggest challenge in his life, Albus will be brought down to a harsh reality, the Potter’s will try to accept a stranger who wants no part in their lives, and Tom will find himself unwillingly tipping the tables, setting off a chain of events that undoubtedly change the world as he knows it. At the bottom of all this? Meet Hayden Montgomery, a green-eyed mystery, and the most powerful grey wizard since, well... ever.

AU, no Voldemort, Lily and James are alive, no BWL, slash, graphic violence, attempted rape

In-progress,

Hayden Montgomery (Harry Potter): (note: in the picture, he has blue eyes. pretend they are green)

Chloe Lovegood (Luna's younger sister {not mentioned in book})

Potter Family Crest

The Butterfly Effect

The wizarding world has all but turned their backs on seventeen year old Harry Potter. He is living alone in a flat in London where no one knows where he is. Or that's what he thought. Two night after his birthday an almost dead Draco Malfoy shows up on his doorstep, with his Dark Mark slashed through. Harry tries to save his arch-nemisis, but he can't. So he gets Severus Snape. Together the two Slytherin's help Harry to understand Voldemort and his destiny.

Features a manipulaive Dumbledore. No slash, cursing (the verbal kind), unforgivables, brief mentions of rape, nothing graphic

In-Progress

The Potion Master's Daughter

Sixteen year-old Eileen Grey has been homeschooled by her mother all her life. But during a raid, Eileen mother is killed, and she is tortured. Her uncle sends her to Hogwarts. There is she is sorted into Slytherin, and finds herself falling for a certain blonde Slytherin. But there’s a few problems. One, she is friends with Harry Potter, they seek comfort in each other because they both have terrible nightmares about their pasts. Two, she just happens to be a seer, and Eileen can sense something dark and forbidding in Draco’s close future. Three, she finds out the snarky old professor Severus Snape might just be the father she has never known. DM/OC HP/GW

Rated M for torture, swearing, torture and a very sick Lucius Malfoy

Book cover: (I didn't make this, it came up on Google images and I thought it fit this story, so I posted it here. Don't sue me! Please!)

In-Progress

STORIES I AM WORKING ON AND HOPE TO PUBLISH IN THE NEW YEAR:

A Draon's Pain -Harry attempts suicide, finds out he is a Dracan, and his mate is Draco Malfoy

The Life and Times of Damien West-Harry spends seven years in the past under the name of Damien West, friends with LM, SS, and BL. Wakes up in present time and everything has changed

THe Lost Hero - Draco POV. He notices something about Harry in 6th year, and is determined to find out what it is. Eventual Harry Draco friendship. No slash.

I'm not perfect,

I say things I don't mean

I do things I regret

I can be blind

And selfish

I often walk backwards

When everyone else

is going forward

I lash out

I don't say things that are important

I criticize

I make mistakes

And yet I think my greatest flaw

Is that I sometimes wish I were

Perfect.

by: Me

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I love fics were Harry is raised by either Voldemort of the Malfoys, were he was wrongly accused and sent to Azkaban, were Draco Malfoy lives with him, or where Harry is kidnapped and tortured by Voldemort and then escapes.

Also where Harry goes forward in time to meet his kids, backwards in time to teach DADA to his parents, or the Order of the Phoenix reads the Harry Potter series.

Also, where Posiedon muses about Percy, the God's read the books or any other really good Percy Jackson oneshots.

I would really like it if you read or have written any good (completed) fics that fit the criteria if you would tell me in a review. Thank you so much!!!

PLEASE NOTE!!!

I do do requests for oneshots in differnt people point of view. All you have to do is PM me and tell me what book, what characters POV, and the page number or chapter. I will do any story you can think of, even if I have never read it, I will find it and read it. I will not do them over one chapter long. They are ONESHOTS people. I love doing them, but I like doing ones I know people will enjoy so tell me!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. (im not supersitios, but i have to do this anyways because im not risking it!!)