Hey, it's A Heart That's Never Been Whole (You can call me Daff).

Well, I don't exactly know if I'll actually be posting; probably just reviewing and favoriting. :3 I do, however, have several fav pairings;

Fruits Basket: TohruKyo, KaguraYuki

Naruto: KakaNaru, TemShika, InoKiba, InoKank (LAWLZ), GaaTen

Bleach: IchiRukia, GrimmUlqui (8D So beautiful!)

Inu Yasha: InuKago, SanMiro (We all know we love it), Sessho-whoever-that-wind-demoness-is

Ranma 1/2: RanmaAkane, Ryoga-that-one-chick-who-cooks

Yeah, I don't really know names. :3 So sue me.

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THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
Stolen from my other account, Narukashi666

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Naruto, Hidan, Kakashi, Kakuzu

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? KakaNaru, HidaKaku

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? No. :(

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Eh, the first few of the manga...

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Oh, Hidan...

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Um, SasuNo-one

9. Which team is your favorite? Kakashi's genin team. :)

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Obito's dead, Tobi is Madara.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? NOT A DAMN THEORY.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Hidan-chan. :3

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Is there a Die-Sasuke option?

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? ...No.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? ...No...

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No, I think he just REALLY wants attention.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti, she's such a bitch.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Need I say anything? GOD DAMN, I LOVE TOBI.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Madara.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? ...Search your heart... there is a reason he is called 'The Green Beast of Konoha'...

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Eh... Gaara.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? No comment.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? If Kakashi were a gentle, sweet-natured man who loves bunnies and candy, I would claim him instantly.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Yup.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? I'm getting to it, don't rush me!

27. Do you like lemons? ...yes.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Yes.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? No.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Yep.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Unfortunately, no.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yes...

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this? No.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? ...

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Yes. Damn Barnes and Nobles...

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? ...Maybe... DON'T JUDGE ME.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Yondaime-chan is dead...

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? ...yes...

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? No, he always looks like a drag queen.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Two, actually. :3

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Well, DUH!!

I, AHeartThat'sNeverBeenWhole, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution.

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List 12 of your favourite Naruto Characters

(Not in any particular order)

1. Naruto

2. Kakashi

3. Hidan

4. Kakuzu

5. Anko

6. Iruka

7. TOBI!!

8. Deidara

9. Kakashi

10. Minato

11. Sai

12. Kushina

1. Have you ever read a Six / Eleven fanfic before

IrukaXSai: Eeeeeeeeeek...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Kakuzu is teh smexiest zombie in teh world.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Uh, it is physically impossible for Kushina to make Dei pregnant... but in the world of FANFICTION... :D

4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Oh, hell yes.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Unfortunately, the KakaIruka fics I've read have all been extremely cute... T/ \T

6. Five / Nine or Five / Ten.

Ooo, AnkoKakashi or AnkoMinato?... tough choice...

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex.

Hmm, I think Tobi would tell Minato, who would kill Kakashi.

8. Make up a summary of a Three / Ten fic.

Minato found the violet-eyed boy in the forest. He took him in, but that just seemed to make matters worse for his already screwed-up hormone system... YES, I KNOW I'M NO GOOD AT SUMMARIES!! DX

9. Is there any such thing as a One / Eight fluff?

Er, probably, yeah, I mean, Naruto and Dei look so much like each other... O/ \o

10. Suggest a title for a Seven / Twelve Hurt / Comfort fic.

Hmm, TobiXKushina... "The Uchiha Glamour; Kushina lost everything, but out of nothing came an answer to her prayers... "Tobi is a good boy! Tobi will help!" "

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

TENTACLE RAPE!!

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three hot?

Oh, necessarily.

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Eh, I dunno.

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two / Four / Five

Kakashi, Anko, Kakuzu... hmmm... NOPE!

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"YOU KNOW WHAT, KUSHINA?! SUCK IT!! H-hey, what're you- I DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERALLY!!"

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what would you choose?

"I'm TNT! I'm DY-NA-MITE!"

17. If you wrote a One / Six / Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Naruto/Iruka/Kushina: WARNING; Slight pedophile-ism.

18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Seven?

Eep. O/ \O

19. How might Eleven describe a relation between Two and Eight?

Sai- KakaDei "It's an explosive relationship... (Smirks) Of course, Kakashi's ALWAYS seme..."

20. How emo is Two?

Oh, horribly emo.

21. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A few days ago...

22. One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Seven runs off with Four. One, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.

Naruto and Tobi are in a happy relationship until Tobi runs off with Kakuzu. Naruto, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Sai and a brief unhappy affair with Kushina, then follows the wise advice of Anko and finds true love with Hidan. Kakashi kills everyone and steals Naruto away in the night, and the kidnapped shinobi falls for his captor instead of Hidan. X3

23. What title would you give this fic?

Complications

24. What would you do if Seven / Eight was canon?

SQUEAL MY BRAINS OUT!! 8D TOBIXDEI FOR THE WIN!

25. Write a summary for One / Four / Five fic.

Naruto was adopted by Kakuzu and Anko, and grew up knowing the meaning of bitter pain.

"No one ever wrote fanfic flames who didn't deserve them in turn." -my own little philosophy

"Sometimes, you've just gotta stop, yank up the roses, and strangle someone with the vines. Fuck that sissy smelling shit." -Again, my own little philosophy. :3